1.Jeremy/lee fatfat 2.Trevor/head got hole 3.Ashlie MAN 4.Kwei Kgeng 5.Xueqi pariah 6.Charmaine boiboi 7.Hazzry 8.Hui Tien 9.Pei Xuan 10.Ruijie Who is no6(Charmaine) having a relationship with? Hmmm. No freaking idea. Is no9(Pei Xuan) a male/female? no9 is a 'it'...not a he/she. If no7 and no10(Hazzry,Rui Jie) meet each other, will it be a good thing? They already do know each other u dumbass. Where is no2(Trevor/head got hole ) studying? AISS la deh,then beijing 101 ah=.= When was the last time you had a chat with no3(Ashlie MAN)? Just today,just now,just about 15 mins ago. What kind of music band does no8(Hui Tien) like? No idea.( barney theme song?) Does no1(Jeremy/le fatfat) have any siblings? brother...wonder fatter then him anot?XD Will you woo no3(Ashlie MAN)? When pigs fly & the earth becomes cubical. How about no7(Hazzry)? 1.I am not gay 2.chinese+malay=no more eating pork Is no4(Kwei Kgeng) single? nnoooooooooooo.......YES XD What is the surname of no5(Xueqi pariah)? Lim...or maybe it was pariah.? What is the hobby of no10(Ruijie)? Um...uh...uhh...uhhhh...uhhhhh playing soccer & table tennis ???
Time: 10:41 PM
SIANZZZZZ......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nothing much happenin lorz just happened to turn on the computer....sooooooooooo ................uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhs.............. EVERYBODY BOYS ( & GIRLS ) JIA ALOT OF PETROL FOR YOUR EOY'S !!! ( Shit...i sound like a naggy O'l woman...shit die liao ) XD
Time: 12:12 AM
Friday, September 26, 2008
SIANZZZZZ THESE FEW DAYS.............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ............ Nothing happenin lorz...So everybody JIA YOUS for your EOYS !!!
Time: 11:51 PM
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Zzzzz...its 8.30am now & i have no idea why i woke so early sia...& for you people who are asking why i'm not in school its because i'm freaking sick sianzzzzzz.I kena today MC n cannot have PE for 2 long weeks sia.
Worst of all the doctor gave me a freaking lecture saying if i wanna grow taller i gotta sleep,eat well n blah blah blah,almost sleep there sia...Aiya i can't believe i'm saying this but...uh..uh...I WANNA GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
TAG REPLIES!( not much ppl tag sia..zzzzzz ) peixuan: tks 4 tagging girl below 1.6m FLAMES:u better watch out on ur blog jacelyn<3:shut up
Time: 8:29 AM
Saturday, September 20, 2008
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You may havenoticedthe increased amount of noticesfor you tonotice.And, we havenoticed that some of ournotices have not been noticed. This is verynoticeable.Ithas beennoticed that the responses to thenotices have beennoticeably unnoticeable. Therefore,this notice is to remind you to noticethe noticesand to respond to thenoticesbecause we do not want the noticesto go unnoticed.
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Time: 11:01 PM
This is why Chinese people should not have Christian names... ConfusingChineseNames
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator :Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator :You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator :I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator :Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator :I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!! ====================================================== This is hilarious... Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:
Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin) Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin) Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin) Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien) Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien) Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien) Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin) SuzieLeow => Lose till death (Hokkien) Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin) Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien) Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin) Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin) Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin) Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien) Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese) Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien) Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien) Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien) Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
Pass around for some laughter*
Time: 7:05 AM
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Sian...i think i'm sick...then again WOOHOO I'M SICK! Ok so uh...today went 2 ikea megastore ( dunno why i went,guesse was forced by parents) & it literally sucked! We went there at 1+ & only reached home like about 30min ago...ZZZ...now my father still assembling the freaking cabinet.And suai enough saw mr dee roza there with his wife or girlfriend arhhs i dunno,heng he never see me.Then ...thats about everything lorz... very very sian.And to finish this post... HAPPY B'DAY FIONA! But i still won't buy you eeyore kaes...hehe
Time: 10:56 PM
Friday, September 12, 2008
Today...nothing to post lar...EOY coming liao...so everybody jia you and don't fail!
AND...this picture is uh...curry mee+rice+tau pok+eggs+ice+nata de coco+barley n grapes drink ( i think got somemore uhhs...forget liao hehe i got short term memory okkae?!)
Time: 10:17 PM
Thursday, September 4, 2008
WTH! everyday rain,rain,rain...freaking sian wan lehh stay at home.well uh...today,woke up at 12+ ( i lazy pig ok) still did'nt want to wake up...to heck with it la.Then,uh what i did arhhs....uh...ohya watched tv,play psp like xiaogina then blog till now.boring ,i noe...heng tomorrow going out arhhs...if not die sia :'(
Time: 9:45 PM
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
YOUNGEST LOANSHARK EVER!
lol this video is from family guy,its the youngest loanshark ever so uh,,,enjoy?!
Time: 11:26 PM
Monday, September 1, 2008
WOOHOO! finally created a blog...created it 4 fun n cos oso nothing 2 do lol...so ppl come tag often n dun be idiots n spam.. hate my blog,leave like it,tag often lol...zao liao >.<
Sick,Boring Singapore.Wish was somewhere else :( . Job
Student( dudes,i was born in 1995,NOT during world war II ). Fearing
Boredom (DAMN YOU BOREDOM) .
being alone.
freaking high uh..heights. Loving
Basketball-ing.
Swimming.
Basketball-ing.
Gaming.
Sledding,but S'pore no snow :(.
Ohya did I mention,BASKETBALL-ing ?:P . Hating
Freaks.
idiots.
losers.
suckers.
'Certain cockroaches'.Cockroaches that ruin other people's lives. Wanting
PS3,Nintendo Wii,Xbox 360...you get the idea.
ALL final fantasy & kingdom hearts games ( impossible but..).
Improve in basketball.
Perfect jump-shots.
Totally be able to shoot 3 pointers.
Get good results.
Autographed Kobe Bryant Jersey.
Home ticket games for the LA Lakers.
Same as Hazzry,REVENGE TO BE SERVED. Adores
my new sony ericsson w995?.
family.
friends.
er...teachers?.
all my stuff(i'm still not content but who cares).
i can slam dunk at pri school basketball court :P . Loathes
sometimes my life.
some people.
irritating people.
haven't think yet :P . Wishes
Uh,eh,um,'HER' ?.
become freaking $ich.
become freaking famous.
travel round the world.
meet NBA superstars.
watch NBA game LIVE.
be at least 1.85m by 16 yrs old.
be able to do a slam dunk by 16yrs old.
Be able to shoot like Ray Allen.
be able to Dunk like LeBron James.
be able to Block like Yao Ming.
be able to Rebound like Dwight Howard.
be able to Pass like Steve Nash.
be able to run like Usain Bolt.
be able to swim like Michael Phelps.
See,I'm so freakin' practical & original :D.