Before go USA got somethint must do...
POST PICTURES FROM WWW.FAILBLOG.ORG ! HAHA im addicted to this website lerhhs,laugh like hell liddat.


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Whoa,firsr things first,time check...8.13AM
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING SO EARLY FACING THE DAMN LAPTOP ?!!? Nehmind,just cannot sleep.

Heard from my parents that my uncle will be driving me & my family to the airport in his bus ( those small small use for kindergarden children de ) at 2AM ( walao so early again ).That means no need take taxi liao la,cos take the taxi my parents want 11+ go liao so no need pay the midnight charge shit thingy.SSSooo maybe later gonna go catch some 'ZZZzzzz' at about 5 or maybe 7pm liddat then sleep till 12+ then wake up again,cos in the plane confirm cannot sleep de,somemore 17 over hours wa piang eh =.=
Then will maybe also use computer in the afternoon to chat with you all suckers ( jkjk) before i leave .My aunt house there no have MSN wan.Zzzzzz

Parents also don't allow me bring laptop go cos got a uh....little...
K la,got ALOT of illegal downloads wan :P
Then reach there lerhs will be about 8am liddat,27 november in USA cos of the different time zones.Then gonna help roast the turkey ( 20 POUNDS OKKAE,20 POUNDS ) about 10 over kg liddat,then the ham slightly over 5.5kg.Gonna eat till burst or at least become like jeremy size liddat :D
Then go play basketball
& somemore basketball
& MORE BASKETBALL...
& blah blaah blah.....

ciaos,see ya all when school reopens.
Expect a jeremy+kevin+redha size guy coming into the class on the first day of school
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:


Sian now blogging & playing Riviera on PSP.
2 more days only,must tahan the sian-ness >.<
scared in the plane dunno do what sia,from here to tokyo,japan ( the transit place ) about 6-7 hours.Then from there to Portland,USA another freaking 10-12 hours.
WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF
Then psp battery only last 6 hours,bo pian lo.
Must like last time go liddat,waste my time watching those stupid cartoon movies and play those stupid games.Still remember watch the toy story 2 until almost die of boredom,did'nt even sleep a wink of the 17+ hours.Zzzzz
I know le ! Go disturb the stewardess & stewards again like last time :P


OMG my aunt from USA called just now
She said the temperature there today is 9 degrees celsius ( hottest ) & the coldest is 2 degrees celsius,OMG freaking cold sia.
But heng got INDOOR basketball court :P


LOL ! Just now went to www.failblog.org see see with my cousin,recommended by him de.and..some of the content is DAMN FUNNY SIA LOL,LAUGH LIKE SHIT LIDDAT XD
Post some of the pictures & videos from the website for you all to uh laugh,insult the people' stupidity or whatever.THEY ARE REAL AND ARE NOT EDITED IN ANYWAY.THIS JUST PROVES HOW STUPID/IDIOTIC/RETARDED/DUMB/PIG BRAIN/DONKEY ASS SOME PEOPLE ARE...For ALOT ,ALOT MORE GO TO THE LINK I PUT UP.HOPE YOU GUYS (OR GIRLS ) LAUGH YOUR SHIT OUT
BUAIXX ;D



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Heyheyhey some videos on how to improve in basketball by NBA .Hope it helps you all ( or me).From channel NBA TNT,I think Singapore don't have :D


jump shooting by ray allen


mam-to-man defence by bruce bowen


lay-ups by lenny wilkins


passing by steve nash


rebounding by dwight howard


taking a charge by shane battier


shot blocking by emeka okafor


post moves by carlos boozer


moving without the ball by rip hamilton


mid-range by sam cassell



WOOHOO ! Super happy today :D
first,I MASTER TEH SKILL OF JUMPSHOT ( well kind of ) :P
I today play basketball then shoot 7/10 jumpshot from 2 point line,3 ball is cos of 'friendly board' ( its means kao ban la ) go in wan.Then 3 point jumpshot...haiya jia lat sia,only 3/10.Must jia you train my hands their strength.Then i also finally can do a proper fade-away uh..yay :)
But the fade-away hor like use si bei alot of strength nia,i try lerh near to the basket 100% score but beyond 2 point line sometimes score the rest..uh..airball :$..Meaning must do more push-up lorz..Zzzz,somethings are not meant to be loved.
At first is go Meng Hong house there play wan wif Jin Hui,then suddenly got 1 guy from fuchun & his other noob primary school frens insisted that we play 3-3 with them & we said No like 100 ( ok la exaggerating ) dunno how many times le he still wanna play.I si bei pissed off lo so was like thinking using my ball *ahem* basketball to hit his ball *ahem* that ball (s),if he got larz :P
Then i wanna go home le pass by the 717 basketball court so thought play for awhile,ended up playing more than 1/2 an hour :P


Then saw some China people,about pri3-4 wan,very very VERY noob,3 of them.So ended up playing match with them,winner takes the court to himself.

I win :D THE SCORE 11-3 ,haha i own them


Play liao they REALLY go away,looked at them & they went to the next court to play,i got the court to myself..HAHA ME BULLY :p

Then went home,showered.omg 6.30 liddat lerhhs.Ate dinner then..then...then...watch........

I SURVIVED A JAPANESE GAMESHOW ! WOOHOOO !! Justin won :)

OMG & the prizes were like si bei 'WOW' you know.One part they got greeted by the dunno what minister of Japan,they got certificates,got FREE return air tickets to Japan,final prize US$250,000 and the trophy was like better than the superbowl wan loorz ( superbowl=baseball 4 u retards out there.ELLOOOOO,ne 1 there ? )
Next time i go these kind of gameshow :P

Buhbyes you all who read this post ( or anything else ) :
boys/girls/its/pigs/dogs/monkeys/freakishly large vegetables ( i mean they are like what,freaky rite )/geniu....ay wait,put wrong,I meant retards





Ay people you guys know whose handphone number is 93702559 ?
The person of this handphone number kept sms-ing me yesterday when i was going to sleep.So if you know who is the guy/girl/dog/pig/dinosaur who has this number tell me
arigato gozaimas


Hihihihiihi you all people,went & play basketball today,trash 2 primary school kids with meng hong,score me get 11 they get 0 :P

Did packing AGAIN lerhs,chinese composition haven't do yet :P
Left about 8 days before leaving ( i think,lazy to remember larhhs,ZZzzzz )


post some more videos lerhs :D


kevin garnett & kobe bryant trash talking :P


The most uh..amazing basketball shot ever ?



Hahas,did some packing like 30 mins ago,some of it finish le.Huh go US that time can see my friends again le :)
2 years liao le dunno they still remember me or not,me..I only remember got Danielle,Nicholas & his 2 brothers but i forgot their names le ( dudes if you guys come my blog sorry i can't remember your names.Cos its been how long ? Two & a half years already right ?? )

Still remember the last time go that time,suddenly saw a girl thats looks familiar but just could'nt recall who then suddenly she called my name & i was like 'who are you' .Then realised she wan Danielle :P she go cut her hair then maybe too long bo see her le forget how she looks like :P ( btw she ROCKS at basketball sia,she shooting guard lehhs, wa piang )
Then go there le gonna get down with them & chiong basketball like mad sia,remember last time at my uncle house he go lower the hoop then i almost ALMOST can dunk sia,last time go pri 5 that time i only about 1.58-1.6+ only.Now 1.7+ so CONFIRM can dunk de :P

SO will reach there 27 November mornin 8am ( US time )
then 29 Novmeber go watch university basketball match
2 or 5-8 Decmeber go Orlando disneyland,then maybe go watch NBA,Orlando magic vs ??? :P
Then mid of Demember CONFIRM gonna watch NBA match at Rose Garden arena of Portland Trail Blazers vs ??? lol can see Greg Oden :)

The bestof all my uncle will get a 20pound
turkey & 10 pound ham for thanksgiving,and freaking lot more for christmas.

So people,when i come back to Singapore expect me to look like kevin ( chubby kia )+Jeremy ( oil factory )+ Redha ( overstuffed turkey ) all add together = to my size lol

here's some videos ( NBA wan,yes im crazy of NBA okkae.BOSTON CELTICS ALL THE WAY ! )


Dwight Howard makings of a superman dunk ( we tall people we got big dreams too-Dwight Howard [ so true man,so true ]


NBA slam dunk competition 2008 part 1


NBA slam dunk competition part 2 ( 4.28 , dwight howard prepares for 'superman dunk'.Air time=SICK ! )


PEOPLE THIS IS HOW YOU SHOULD SHOOT

NBA 3 point shootout 2008 part 1


NBA 3 point shootout 2008 part 2


NBA 3 point shootout 2008 part 3

NBA slam dunk competition 2008 part 1



NBA slam dunk competition part 2 ( 4.28 , dwight howard prepares for 'superman dunk'.Air time=SICK ! )

35 Little Secrets:Be honest no matter what!
[ONE]Who was your last text from?
Meng hong,my bro :P

[TWO] Where was your default pic taken?
what default picture

[THREE]Your relationship status?
poorly single :(

[FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend?
yup

[FIVE] What is your current mood?
impatient,BLOODY IMPATIENT

[SIX] What's your siblings name?
Tricia Ling Jia Xin a.k.a 'irritating lil freak'

[SEVEN ] What's your favorite color(s)?
black,blue,black,blue,black,blue.....

[EIGHT] Where do you wish you were right now?
Celtics Arena in Boston,USA.NBA season :P

[NINE] Have a crazy side?
YA ! that's bashing the person who set this damn quiz !

[TEN] Ever had a near death experience?
yup,2 yrs ago,2am,crossing the road to buy mcdonalds b4 leaving 2 airport 4 holiday,almost kena knock by van

[ELEVEN] Something you do a lot?
BREATHE,EAT,SLEEP,PLAY

[TWELVE] Angry at anyone?
nope,dissapointed in myself :(

[THIRTEEN] What's stopping you from going for the person you like.
Different schools,freedom,alot of things

[FOURTEEN] When was the last time you cried?
HOW I KNOW,WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT WHACKED IN THE ASS FOR ASKING THIS QUESTION !

[FIFTEEN] Is there anyone you would do anything for?
maybe,mostly,99%-ly
[SIXTEEN] What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
'Im gonna sleep already,thats fast !'

[SEVENTEEN] Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Father

[EIGHTEEN] What are your favorite songs?
1 song i made up myself.Its called 'KICK THE SETTER OF THIS QUIZ'S ASS',wanna hear it ?

[NINETEEN] What are you doing right now?
This quiz & thinking of how 2 torment the setter of this quiz

[TWENTY] Who do you trust right now?
Family, uh..Friends ?

[TWENTY-ONE] Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
NO IDEA!

[TWENTY-TWO] Have you kissed someone in the past week?
NO & NEVER WILL

[TWENTY-THREE] What is your lucky number?
Wow,I seriously dunno.

[TWENTY-FOUR] Who are your friends that are closest to you?
My brudders & my uh...eeewwww.so called-sisters

[TWENTY- FIVE] Describe your life in one word?
uh..can don't answer this question.

[TWENTY- SIX] Have you ever kissed in the rain?
yes,when my game got spoiled i kissed it & prayed for it 2 work again.
[TWENTY-SEVEN] Who are you thinking of right now?
uh maybe that person

[TWENTY- EIGHT] What should you be doing right now?
sleeping :P


lazy to do the rest lerhhs :P
I ALSO DYED MY HAIR TODAY WOOHOO !



to ___: [ u kaypo then read,u all oso dunno wth im saying wan la]
Hey uh sorry for freakin u out yesterday okkae,just popped out of my mouth ( i mean not literally larz ) on msn that time.psps :(



everyone else:
uh hi ??
packed my stuff for hols 2day afternoon,realised had alot of stuff needed packing *HELP ! *
Then sorta fiddled with my sec 2 books 4 next year,saw the literature book & went 'OH SHIT',it was 'the shakesphere tragedies'.Then flipped open to the chapters portion and went 'OMFG',heh.
The short stories were Hamlet,Othelo &...&...&....eeeww...ROMEO & JULIET.In short next year im gonna hate literature.Then confirmed that in USA that time on 29november,5pm i will be goin to watch university basketball match,Portland pilots vs dunno wat other team arhhs.Then will also watch NBA match LIVE ( HALLELUJA XD ).At Portland Trail Blazers home court,Rose garden against ??? ( pray its Boston Celtics :D ,my fav team ).Woke up at 9am today then go play psp le :P
Tomorrow goin Yishun swimming complex there get my GOLD STAR swimming survival test certificate from coach ( ay i swim fast okkae ).Now also no idea but wth im eading a survival guide,dunno why,maybe sian larz.Diaos =.=

ciaos XD


I WANT A BLOODY I-POD 4GB !
MY ZEN STONE SUCKS


Shit gonna buy books tomorrow & must wake up at 10+..ZZZzzzz
freaky ( n weird ) dream yesterday >.<


NBA highlights from November 9th


NBA top 10: all star games 2008


NBA top 10 highlights :November 10



OHYA ALMOST FORGOT !
BOSTON CELTICS ALL THE WAY.
KEVIN GARNETT,RAY ALLEN,PAUL PIERCE.
HALLELUJA !

=.=


Tricia acting uh..blur ?
Me & pepper ( i was scared of him then larz,thats why i use the frisbee :P )
Tricia with DAMN oversized snow clothes
Me & the freaking squirrel which took my twisties
Me feeding a squirrel with twisties :P

ME ( i was fat then ok )
Me & my cousin


Sianzzz nothing to post le nowadays,then my aunt house in america no msn wan :(
Aiya nothing to post le so post some ( or most ) of the pictures taken from my holidays to USA & New Zealand,some ( or maybe again,MOST ) are for you all to uh..laugh about.
Taken when i was 8-10 years old.


COUNTING DOWN TO HOLIDAY TO USA...

16 MORE DAYS...
384 MORE HOURS...
23040 MORE MINUTES...
1382400 MORE SECONDS...
82944000 MORE MILLISECONDS...
8294400000 MORE NANOSECONDS...


Ooow man
damn confused right now sia,well i dunno larz but i think that i like someone called ___.
I really damn confused.I think that ___still does'nt know about it but well...
=.=
Dunno if i should tell her about it or not cos scared what happened previously will like happen again 2 me & her so ZZzzz.
No idea larz just damn confused lol.But i know 1 thing is that i like ___ larz.
Anyways,heard that Dion is transferring 2 our school & our class,means will have another tall person in the class lohhs,he taller than me i think 2-3cm arhhs.Maybe next year sec 2 he play center .
Also my uncle's friend from USA said that he will bring me go watch 1 ( or maybe more :P ) NBA match.WOOHOO ! He told me the tickets were about $40+ usd ah.The home court is Rose Garden of the 'Portland Trail Blazers' & will be goin there.I'm not a fan of portland trail blazers larz,hope that when go there see that time the other team is either LA Lakers,Cleveland Cavaliers or or or BOSTON CELTICS ! WOOTS >.<

Btw the name of the person that i like is _____,so slowly slowly guess ( you all won't be able to guess wan la ) :P:P:P


Wadd up people, home alone now.Zzzzz
parents bring my sister go watch uh..uh...eeewww.....HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3.
Ouch,my mouth burns just saying it..
Anyways,now damn guai ( as in 'good' that guai & not 'strange' that guai ), doing my homework
.Chinese.
Already did finish my maths liao now left the damn chinese wan,also eating chocolate now :)
dark chocolate,its bitter but si bei nice :)))
Then later evenin goin airport to change the seating arrangement in the plane then thats all lorz =.=

btw for u guys tat sms me when i'm goin right,the flights leaving singapore on 27 november,6am ++ liddat
reach tokyo at about 3pm ++,then from there reach usa at around 8am ++ on the same day.
Then will reach back singapore on 29 dec at about 2+ midnight arhhs >.<


Uh woohoo my 31 post ??
Now i'm blogging,obviously.Damn bored,went northpoint today,went burger king.
ATE THE BURGER KING STAKKERS WAN.I ATE THE 'BALLSY' EDITION ( 4 ,YES 4,BEEF PATTIES ALOT ALOT OF CHEESE & BACON ) .LOL
Was bloody full after eating ( i mean its like 4 burgers rolled into 1 you know ) but damn nice :))

Nothing else lerhhs >.<


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Y THE HELL WAS ALLEN IVERSON TRADED TO DETROIT PISTONS FOR CHAUNCEY BILLUPS & ANTONIO MCDRYESS ! WHICH BLOODY FOOL ( FOOL ) MADE THAT TRADE


Yo peeps waddsup..
Bored & nothing to post..ZZzzzz

Well..feel like damn weird now,but i'm not sick larz.Its something else but dunno just what the hell it is la,no idea what the hell i'm saying right now also but i just feel weird & like emo breakdown or whatever you all call it.Just got no idea what's happening these few days :(


Xueqi & Sheryl a.k.a ghosts of sembawang park




Hey guys, wadd up.Yesterday got clas outing at uh..Sembawang park & surprisingly quite fun lehhs >.< First go there then rain liao so go the shelter,then our class the very own retards go hide at the playground,in the end they whole body wet lol.Then the zha bo's go try to make the BBQ fire & it was only still 3+ sia..I call mr ( Charles ) Cheak & he said he was at a meeting & would reach at 5+ liddat.ZZzzzz.So i play my psp awhile then go to the sea there & play lo.BUT NEVER THROW PEOPLE INTO THE SEA...haiz...Then is i si bei suai lo,inside the sea soak the water then suddenly feel something pinch my toe :P I liked freaked out sia cos it was so sudden & jumped out,then realised it was a small crab that pinched =.= ALSO I FOUND OUT THAT OUR CLASS GIRLS FREAK OUT OVER INSECTS ! WOOHOO,next year april fool's i know what to do liao hehehe.Xueqi as like the most freaked out wan lo,i go take 1 bug ( which is damn small ) & put next to her & she totally freaked out sia,she scream :P Then after that go change the wet clothes to dry ones & what the hell lorz,they were playing water balloon liao,but the bag they use wn is the wan that use to fill ice milo those damn small kind so, me...being a genius,took the sheng siong plastic bag,fill it with water and..and..and..WHACK THE GIRLS ! Then also got use the 1.5 liter bottle and play & i also found a broken umbrella ( the cover turn inside out liao ) so fill that with water and SPLASH SOME MORE ! So my second set of clothes ALSO wet & i as drenched without extra clothes,pro rite ? Then finally ( Charles ) Cheak & mrs ( geraldine ) chew come liao.So then i go play card with kwei kgeng,trash him 3 times in a row,play 'truth or dare'.Kwei kgeng choose dare so i dare him to telll Sheryl that he love her ,and until now he still haven't say yet,noob . Then 7+ ms Zhang ( shi hou ) come liao so start to eat liao lo.By the way people,you should NEVER let jeremy a.k.a oil factory cook your food.he cook mine 2 times,some more is the same piece of food & it was'nt even cooked AT ALL. So then later talk talk talk,eat eat eat,shit shit shit,then 8+ go play hide & seek.Then that retard Xueqi tell kwei kgeng ( he seeker la dey ) where we were hiding & need to change place again.Later ruijie play till got lost,then me & some other people find him liao never tell the other people who were still finding him,instead we tell him go hide again,don'y let them find him lol. Anyways quite fun larz yesterday. Today early,okkae..DAMN EARLY got friendly against Nan Hua at SBC.I only know i steal 2 balls ( ahem,basketballs ) from them but i think i scoreless :P only block & rebound,i center what.But sianzz lorz..December got matches for Paya Lebar cup & i going overseas,cannot play .ZZzzzz..










Today,ok la this whole week is like damn cramped up lorz..today 8am got match against Anderson,then 2.30 supposed to go to kweikgeng house to do the maths project ( but in the end never do,play Halo :P) ,then tomorrow got class outing,wednesday got friendly again at SBC then thursday trevor kwei kgeng n yet *phlegm* coming my house for ANOTHER damn project..ZZZzzzzz.
Lol lo then the match play finish liao me,jun hao,trevor,xavier,edward n janser go play the netball thingy then kena seen by coach & tio scolded :P suai ah.
Also i totally did'nt wanna go to kwei kgeng house for the project wan but Trevor said he already told him that I was going..so was uh...i would'nt say forced but anyway..kinda forced to go to his house & do..so go there do abt 1hr...then...then...then....SLACK LIAO N PLAY HALO !
Yayaya whatever larz horz..

Tomorrow also got ANOTHER class outing,and its at uh...Sembawang park =.=.
Me i really don't feel like goin but another part of me feels like i wanna go ( mostly because i'm gonna throw people into the ocean LOL ) but still not sure larz..anyways only 2pm then must meet ma so still got time to think ma.so uh blahblahblahyadayadayada . ZZZZZ

Dunno why today watch the channel 8 that 8pm show ( i think the title is uh...life transformers of something liddat la ) n dunno why but this episode like the mother i feel like is SI BEI noble loorz ! She's already 60+ but she still need to take care of her son who is 33 yrs old cos her son got problems ma.
Then the quan yifeng ask her if she ( the mother ) had a choice would she still want to give birth to the same child again & she replied like was si bei touching lo.She said that it was her fault for bringing him into this world & it was her responsibility to take care of him,cause he was damn pitiful and no one would want him..so was like MOTHER TERESA sia...


And after saying all this I know you guys are ( yes,I know it ) thinking that i'm like uh...kinda disgusting right.But aww whatever >.<


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