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Hey hey hey my dear stalkers out there,i'm back thanks for checking :P Guess you peop..uh..STALKERS,yes that's the word.You stalkers can say I have can't sleep already,cos well..LOOK AT THE FRICKIN TIME !!! It's 5.45am on a SUNDAY.Ah well,see if I can go back to sleep later.

So yesterday had tuition,as usual..Additional maths should just bloody remain ADDITIONAL,where the heck are we gonna apply what we learnt in school when we're older !? Finding X is only usefun is you're a pirate for pete's sake -.- So after tuition went home,makan,,then watch TV,Ah Hong messaged me ask me wanna go celebrate him bro's birthday anot,him mum treat,so I 6+ meet them go the restaurant.
Then I thought the restaurant was like those normal,you know,Swensens those kind of restaurants,but it's those like 8 or 10 course,freakin expensive restaurants that you expect to have during like you're wedding.I was like OMFG,then also got like 30+ of his relatives come,got aunt/uncle/cousin blahblahblah.Wasae then the food was OMFG BLOODY TASTY.Got abalone,shark fin ( the shark fin it's like a fricking WHOLE piece of the fin,poor shark that died,amen,you're fi will be put to good use in my stomach ) still got what..uh..ohya,chicken,fish,bird's nest,prawns & yu sheng & 1 more,can't remember.

Then after that eat finish already,was about 10+ liddat,then his father pay that time I snuck a look at the receipt.OMFG,the total price for the meal for the 30+ people was $2400++.OMFG OMFG OMFG,Can't believe they treat me to such expensive stuff.
Soo..Wilson shall be polite again and say 'thankyou' ( this might be unsuitable for people under the age of 999yrs old,or at least,those that think it's inpossible for me to be polite,look away now ) ...
THANK YOU FOR DA MEAL,man !! :D :D :D


And and and..Anybody wanna watch percy jackson & the lightning thief anot,cos I think it's gonna show finish already in a couple more weeks,hmm..kiss my lemon scented ass people who watched it without me :P hehe,totally kidding.kiss my APPLE scented ass :D Nah,i'm kidding again,or maybe i'm not..hmm...
Realised this post is kinda..okay what the heck,it's freakin wordy,if only I could write this long for my english compositions.Why I wonder.Ohya,IT'S COS THEY HAVE FIXED QUESTIONS THAT TOTALLY DON'T MAKE SENSE.Eg.Name 1 incident that you could'nt forget & keep feeling regret whenever you think about it.
Dude,you wanna do something like that,go confess your sins in church or something,not write them down in paper.Then when your essay about that personal life turns out real good,your teacher prints out copies for everyone to read about it,telling them it'll help you improve,when in actual fact they just want everyone else in clASS to know about your private life.
Okay where the hell am I going with these crap,arogance thinking FTW ? Nevermind,time to end this post before the police finds out about it & puts me on a no junk food diet ( randomness FTW ) So let's end with a picture shall we,yes we shall,whaddya mean we should'nt,this is my blog you boob,okay so we shall,and the immatureness begins...

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Hey fool,yes i'm updating & yes it's 8.16am in the morning on the Saturday,what the hell am I doing up so early..hmm...So I guess you've all been hungry for my posts right,you fans of mine,don't deny it,I know you are,it's because i'm actually a psychic.Shhhh,don't tell anyone.

So yesterday mostly did homework,by that I meant almost ALL of it,yes Wilson did homework,IT'S A FRICKIN MIRACLE,yeah whatever,cos I wanted to get through the weekend withOUT homework,who the hell in the word does ? Then did biology food review yesterday -.- Yes,FOOD REVIEW FOR BIOLOGY,Thought I abandoned all those crap already when I knew I did'nt take home econs this year,remember home econs,the subject where I broke the oven,yes,THAT home econs.So well,totally forgot everything already,like those nutrients crap,so when all else fails..GOOGLE bay-beh.

And and and...tuition later -.- Aw man feel like sleeping in today,then Some more start 20mins early cos last week Mr Wan ( WAN-TAN-MEE ! :P ) late -.- so gonna start at 1.40pm,end at 3.30pm.So yes my dear stalkers out there,you can come find me during those allocated time slots,stalkers without reservations will not,I repeat,will NOT be entertained & will be killed with a flamethrower or at least,Sabrina's nagging ( nag-asaurus ftw :P ) .

Also playing Gears Of War & Bioshock on xbox360 now,M18 games FTW.And no again,there's no perverted stuff,refer to the post on February 21 to see if you qualify for the ranks of 'pervert'.
Then few days ago played Gears Of War,fun & gory uh..fun.There's like this weapon,it's a gun,but there's also a chainsaw at the bottom,so you can literally saw the aliens into half,and the blood splatters all over the screen :D And yes,my 7yr old sister was watching every part of it.I'm like the best older brother everyone wished for,I set a perfect example,tomorrow imma teach her how to turn on & use a machine gun :D

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[Justin Bieber]
There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
[Nicole Scherzinger & Jennifer Hudson]
When the world must come together as one
[Jennifer Hudson]
There are people dying
[Jennifer Nettles]
And it’s time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
[Josh Groban]
We can’t go on
Pretending day by day
[Tony Bennet]
that someone, somehow will soon make a change
[Mary J Blige]
We are all a part of
God’s great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need

[Chorus]
[Michael Jackson]
We are the world
We are the children
[Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson]
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Barbra Streisand]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Miley Cyrus]
Send them your heart
So they’ll know that someone cares
[Enrique Iglesias]
so their cries for help
will not be in vain
[Nicole Scherzinger]
We can’t let them suffer
no we cannot turn away
[Jamie Foxx]
Right now they need a helping hand
[Wyclef Jean]
Nou se mond la
We are the Children
[Adam Levine]
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so lets start giving
[Pink]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
[BeBe Winans]
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Michael Jackson]
When you’re down and out
There seems no hope at all
[Usher]
But if you just believe
There’s no way we can fall
[Celine Dion]
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change can only come
[Fergie]
When we stand together as one

[Chorus - All]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Nick Jonas]
Got to start giving
[All]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
[Toni Braxton]
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me
[Mary Mary]
We are the world
We are the children
[Tony Bennet]
Its for the children
[Isaac Slade]
We are the ones who make a brighter day
[Toni Braxton]
So lets start giving

[Lil Wayne]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Chorus - All]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Akon]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we make a better day
Just you and me

[T-Pain]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Jamie Foxx imitating Ray Charles]
Choice were making
saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Rapping - LL Cool J, Will-I-Am, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes, Swizz Beatz]
We all need somebody that we can lean on
when you wake up look around and see that your dreams gone
when the earth quakes we’ll help you make it through the storm
when the floor breaks a magic carpet to stand on
we are the World united by love so strong
when the radio isn’t on you can hear the songs
a guided light on the dark road your walking on
a sign post to find the dreams you thought was gone
someone to help you move the obstacles you stumbled on
someone to help you rebuild after the rubble’s gone
we are the World connected by a common bond
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Love the whole planet sing it along
[Wyclef]
CABARETT

[Chorus - All]

[Kanye West]
Everyday citizens
everybody pitching in

[Singing - Children & Wyclef Jean]
Nou se mond la
nou se timoun yo

[Will-I-Am]
You and I
You and I
[Kanye West]
Uh, 12 days no water
whats your will to live?
[Will-I-Am]
we amplified the love we watching multiply
[Kanye West]
Feeling like the Worlds end
we can make the World win
[Will-I-Am]
Like Katrina, Africa, Indonesia
and now Haiti needs us, the need us, they need us

[Chorus - All]
[Wyclef Jean]
Ayiti, Ayiti, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Ayiti, Ayiti, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Ayiti, Ayiti, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
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[End]

A fat guy walks into an ice cream shop and orders 5 large scoops of ice cream with a large drizzle of chocolate syrup & whipped cream on them.
Person scooping the ice cream asks him : Would you like a cherry on top of your ice cream ?
Man replies : Nah,i'm on a diet


Ya know some people are really cute,they go into McDonalds,order a Big-Mac,then upsize their meals,then ask for a DIET-coke.

ROFL !!!



Well done facebook,well done.Okay I did it who am I kidding :P


Girls,can't live with them,can't live without them
-Luke Valenter

LOL !!!



AHAHAHAHAHAH !!! The lion dance which was being held was FRICKIN IRRITATING & NOISY,MAN ! And guess what,It just rained,thank you rain ! Then also damn retarded,when the rain just started the people doing the lion dance were going 'HUAT AH'.LOL.Then now no noise already,woohoo~ KISS MY LEMON SCENTED ASS,LION DANCE ! So uh..I'm at home alone now,and OMFG,I'm doing revision,and by that I don't mean gaming,I meant..s..ssttuu.ssstutuuuddyy...STUDYING !!! HOLY CRAP ! WILSON LING JING YANG IS STUDYING,EVEN WHEN NOBODY IS AROUND TO SUPERVISE HIM.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU !!!!! NOOOOO !!!!!
I haven't even ransacked the fridge yet,haven't even touched my xbox/psp/ps2 yet,but i'm studying.HOLY COW !

I.NEED.THERAPHY.NOW.

So yesterday had tuition,Mr Wan came 20mins late -.- So next week lesson will start 20mins earlier,then the 3 weeks after that will be extended by 30mins to make up for the lesson missed as a result of CNY -.-

And..And..And..I WANNA WATCH PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF.ASAP !
If only I were'nt this busy,man -.- So probably gonna go watch with Doreen,just need to find a day that we both are free then can go watch.And no,before you say anything,there's NOTHING wrong with a guy friend & girl friend going to watch a movie together.I know some of you people are going to say that,right,yes I know,i'm actually a psychic :P So yeah,I repeat,there's nothing wrong,so don't go gossiping or whatever crap you guys are planning to do,cos I.WILL.HUNT.YOU.DOWN.MUAHAHAHA ! lol :P

So yeah,probably gonna study till about 3+,then it's time for some enjoyment,some pleasure,some hot sweaty pleasure,some..
hardcore gaming on the Xbox360.WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKIN,YOU DIRTY PEOPLE.Tsktsktsk.Yuo perverts out there,sigh..you dissapoint me so much..tsk tsk tsk.
And don't deny that you are a pervert,here's a way to prove it,tell me what do you see in the picture above,a lamp ? Or do you see 'something else'

And here's another way to prove it..tell me how do you read this..
'THEPENISINHERMOUTH'
Do you read it as' THE PEN IS IN HER MOUTH' or 'THE PE**S IN HER MOUTH' ?
Oh god I love owning you perverts on the internet :P


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In life, Happiness is found by living in the Moment, Regret is found by living in the Past and Trouble is found by living in the Future (:



Crap,tomorrow go back school already :'( I seriously don't wanna go back to school man,I just wanna stay at home and waste the day away~ :P
So CNY vacation's already over,today was the last day,Ah crap -.- I also haven't open my red packets yet,I got 15 of em' :D
Later I open them then inside all $2 only,so total only got $30,ahaha,but that will never happen,NEVER~~~

So just now went Aunt's house,she order buffet,then got alot of people come,like 20+,in 1 5-room HDB flat,LOL.So the aunties & uncles were chatting outside,watch TV,me & my cousin & his friends go to his room play Xbox360,BAND HERO FTW !!! Ahaha Huiyi dunno how to sing Aly & AJ's Like Woah,the song,then I realised something,when you're singing into mike,you don't have to follow the lyrics.I just sang in the microphone 'lalalalala' to everything & there was still a score,or something liddat.LOL.Then play play play,inside his room like mini band concert liddat,then outside all the adults,so yeah..
hell lotta adults+CNY=gambling
LOL.The living room like mini-casino liddat,blackjack 1 table,mahjong 1 table,the rest watch tv 1 table.But they gamble the money like $1,$2 only.Hahaha.

Then the expected question,my cousin's sister's friend dunno who I was,so she ask her to guess my age,then she said I was 17 -.- Then those uncles & aunties who i've never seen before in my life were also like shocked I was only 15,but what the heck,some of the still gave me red packets,YESSSAHH ! LOL.people think i'm 17 years old -.- Hmm...then I guess I should ask them to lend me some NC16 movies..hmmm...

Then ate ALOT.talk well,guess you can say alot,whatever.Was disturbing my cousin's brother & his girlfriend to get married faster,then got red packets,then Tricia overheard me askin them that then she also go disturb them,ahaha,hilarious,a 7 year old askin 2 20+year old people when they're getting married :P
Then then then then..now what do you expect to see here,I'm going to bed,yes i'm going to bed now,FOUL.Ahaha :P



MAZDA TO THE POWER OF PI !!


Ahahaha ! It's Mr Bean in the movie Avatar you retards who don't know who the blue guy is.THANK YOU JAMES CAMERON :P


THE ANNOYING ORANGE FTW !













Yoyoyo people ( No,Hazzry,no yoyo's were involved )
Today had half-day in school,7.20 to 10.20 cos they had some CNY thingy,well was kinda boring -.-
In class got some CNY powerpoint,boring -.- Then Andrea totally scares the shit outta me now,man,I'm freaking terrified by her already,if you compare her to Chaofan,he's like Tom Cruise already,so you can imagine how bad Andrea is.OHHH-AMMMMMM-GEEEEEE !
Then yesterday Chemistry she like wanted to touch me,and she had that perverted face on her,FREAKY MAN,THEN SHE WAS LIKE LOOKING AT ME AND KEPT SMILING AT ME,FELT LIKE THROWING THE BUNSENBURNER AT HER.Then she is like..messed up man,she looks like some person outta horror movie,and her voice scares me,it's like a guy's voice,with that tune of a broken radio.Imma have nightmares already man.Then last week she kept looking at JJ,she was like looking all the way at him for at least 5mins STRAIGHT.Then today she tried to hug Aziemah,then she also scared she run around the class.LOL.Then Andrea 'asked' Alin to be her valentines with that gay voice & perverted face.OMG.And during assembly she's sitting in front of me,well JJ's before me but yeah,i'm still close to her.HOLY SHIT ! I'M SCARED ! I WANT MY MUMMY !!!!

So yeah,enough of her already,imma crap in my pants soon man,PANTS ON THE GROUND ! Okay random :P
Then Valentines & CNY coming soon,it's this Sunday if i'm not wrong,so yeah..thank you red packets & I just hope that when I go VNY visiting my aunts won't be so,well..how should I say it..uh...I hope they won't go 'AY,HOW YOUR STUDIES AH ? AY,WHEN YOU TAKING O LEVELS AH,MUST GET GOOD RESULTS HOR ! AY,YOU GOT GIRLFRIEND ANOT AH ? AND THE WORSE QUESTION...'AYYY,HAVE YOU GROWN TALLER' ?

Grrr...nevermind,I will do it for the sake of the red packets,I will do it for the sake of the red packets,I will do it for the sake of the red packets.Must keep telling myself that :P
Then Valentines day..was pathetic..Got cookies from Shahirah,a sweer from Nina,yup,A SWEET=ONE SWEET.HAHAHA LOL.And nothing else,muahaha *sadistic laugh*.
Then was listening to radio,98.7,the DJ said that what most guys want for Valentines day,well 61% of them wanted it..it is..
red..
maybe soft..
it is..
flowers -.-
WTH !? Way to show your man-liness men of Singapore,your wives/girlfriends/gay partners must be so happy that they are together with you.
So to end this frickin post..PICTURES FROM A NEW WEBSITE I DISCOVERED ! AND OF COURSE IT'S IMMATURE ! What websites do you expect Wilson Ling to find,wikipedia ?
here it is.
www.epicwinftw.com

But the website does'nt give the URL of the pictures,only lets you put them on facebook,twitter & another website.Liddat wan la ! selfish bitches ! hehe :P
So go to this website now ! let your inside immatureness flow ! Drown all of em' mature freaks ! DIE YOU FOOLS DIE ! MUAHAHAHA ! Okay,too much coffee there -.- damn you caffeine.Eh wait,that's randomness -.- damn you randomness.Nevermind,Gonna end this shit now before I go mad.MUAHAHHAHAHA :P



My mother taught me that two wrongs don't make a right.
My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive.
One obvious point has been made :
My mother failed maths
:P hehehehe


MJ is GOD !?!?!?! haha :P

Kid: "Daddy is god black or white?"
Dad: "Both."
Kid: "Is god a man or woman?"
Dad: "Both."
Kid: "Is god Michael Jackson?"


I remember seeing this on the internet some time ago & I found it to be nice,and well,it makes sense,It goes something like this..

In a couple,they will always want the other party to die first,cos they don't want each other to bear the pain of losing the one that they love :D

Yeah,now you fools can go 'AWWW,That's so sweet right about now'.Hehe :P

So today had tuition again,parents drove me go cos they needed to pay the fees,then later tuition start.YESSAH ! I am the class joker once again ! Okay there's only 7 people in the class,but ah,what the heck.Ehehe,Then the teacher best,other teachers wear those collared T-shirts he wear normal T-shirt,then it says 'FCUK' on it.Then he say he wear so simple cos later going Chinatown with his girlfriend,so wear all white later very hot.Then I tell him later I pour water all over him :P
Geddit ? ALL white->pour water=transparent,geddit ? Never mind.Haha.Then today supposed to start on Logarithms but got alot of questions we dunno,then no time so next next week than do Logarithms O.o
Then after that finish already follow Doreen go Library,yes,Wilson went to library.Why ? I went there to eat,ehehe,for the food baby.FOR THE FOOD !!! Woo~~ Then Doreen go find her books,ahaha,nerd :P
Then makan finish already go downstairs find my parents,follow them go Man Studio buy my clothes,they have some nice clothes man,but in Singapore,nice=expensive -.-
So I bought 1 shirt & 1 shorts= how much ?
$104.90
WTF ! The pants cost $49.90 & the shirt,well,calculate yourselves,$104.90-$49.90= ???
Woo~ I can be a math teacher already :P

Then after that hungry already,went downstairs ( lol,this post I keep saying 'going downstairs' -.- ) the Famous Amos there buy cookies,200gm=$8.20 -.- Damn your deliciousness which makes the expensiveness worth it.DAMN YOU COOKIES !!!

Then walk walk walk,go harvey norman see fridge & washing machine,okay not I see,parents see.Walk around Northpoint till 7+,then holy cow ! I found out that Northpoint has a Subway ! I totally had no idea that there was a Subway till ___ ( guess who..not me,not you,I don't know too,haha ) msged me that there WAS a Subway.LOL ! I should totally go out more often man -.- So buy Subway bring home eat :P I ate the foot-long sandwich in like,less than 30mins.Thank you my body's high metabolism rate,thank you.Then go home,do finish Chinese & Physics worksheet,study for geography & A math test awhile then here.I.am ! Okay,now where's the freaking welcoming comitee !?
Gonna end this post now,damn wordy man -.-
Bon Voyage..oh wait,that's sailing,I meant,bonJOUR ! Shit,that's hello.Ah what the heck...
BYE BYE !


Next time at a bus stop if people ask you if the bus has come yet,reply back 'I don't know,I'm just sitting here to pass the time'.
DUH OF COURSE I'M WAITING FOR THE BUS TOO,HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW WHEN IT WILL ARRIVE !?
Hahahahaha






If they say each picture tells a story,then this must be a freaking essay :P
Moral of story ? Ash's head/hair=portable chopstick holder :P


Looking back at that,I don't think I feel any heartache anymore,maybe I have gotten over it,i'm not entirely sure yet,but I think I have.For what you did to break my heart before,I don't blame it,for it has only made me stronger now,and for that I thank you (:



Hey hey hey~ Went for the National School Games opening ceremony today,left at 12.20,supposee to leave at 12.30 but 10mins,who cares,not me.Then went to the canteen there eat first,cos recess never eat,play basketball :P ehehe.THen buy chicken rice that time Ms Zhang ( ZHANG SHI HUANG !!!! :P ) walk past me then she was like 'Mr. Wilson'
Then I reply back 'Yes,Ms Zhang Weili'.Then she show me the (-.-) face,lol,that face must be an international language,man.Then makan already,saw...Mrs Chew..OMFG,then she was like that standard her loh.
She :eh boy where you going
Me: now makan loh,then later go RI for the NSG thingy
She: har,what NSG
Me: National school games la
Then I show the (-.-) face at her,then she show me the face back again.LOL.

Then after that Zhong Xian & Li Ning come already,Mr Tan,no not that A maths the Mr Tan,thank god.The PE one,yeah him,he drive us go RI,then reach there 1pm liddat,the thing supposed to start at 1.30,but wait for that guest of honor,the Ms Grace Fu,lol,grace-ful :P eeew..
wait for her..wait..then wait..then wait some more,in the end she 2+ then come -.- I sit on the chair falling alseep already loh,then some more holding the damned school flag.
Then the thing start,she & another person give speech,Then got performance by Singapore Taekwondo Federation,last friday the rehearsal I saw before already,power sia 1 of the girls,she at most 10years old only.And..
SHE HAS A FREAKING BLACK BELT,at like age 10,then got 1 performance she 'fight' against 3 older guys,she make 1 of em' fly,LITERALLY FLY,she hold him by the neck with her legs,then spin,then fly my bird,be free~~ FLY~~~~~
Then later say the athletes oath,walao,those news people damn irritating sia,when I was like reciting the oath they keep taking photos,Then like got 10 people taking,and the flash from the cameras were like &$@%$&*@%$) !!!!
And I finally got to see how paparazzi got to do their stuff,they really damn gan chiong sia -.- Once that Grace Fu person finish her speech,then come down from the stage,they literally swarm her to take her pictures all those stuff. O.o

Then later got another speech,talk about doping & using of drugs during competition,the speaker keep emphasizing to us 'some of you all have the potential to be ELITE ATHLETES,so please listen up carefully'.LOL.But it was also quite funny :P

Then go eat again~ I LOVE the food that RI caters,man.Holy crap,got noodles,carrot cake all those stuff.Then the dessert got those eclairs,fruit tarts,ya know,those stuff you would expect to find in Delifrance,yup,awesome.Then later Mr Tan drive us back to school again,then I take bus home then voila,here I am :D
That's my freaking day,hope you enjoyed it you suckers,oh wait,that does'nt even make sense.Ah well,it does'nt have to,cos I said it,3 cheers for arrogance ! :P

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