'Are you prepared for the exams ?'
'No,but i'm prepared for the day when Earth falls into a black hole & everybody dies.'

Sometimes it only seems that the way of dealing with stress from the exams is through sarcasm,does'nt it



Holy crap,Mid-year exams start tomorrow..Damn.Feeling damn stressed man,cos like Mr Yong he said if this mid-year exam you happen to fail e maths,there's a chance that you might have to drop a subject at the end of the year,which in my case is either A maths or physics.Or to avoid that,I need to get an A1 in A maths so there's a chance that I would'nt have to drop a subject,which is like,me getting an A1 for A maths ? I got a better chance of striking the lottery.
Okay,say that I got no confidence in myself whatsoever,but really,that's the case right now,don't know why the hell i'm this stressed now,even though i've been through like frickin loads of exams before.Maybe it's the fact that O levels are just a year away ? Can't seem to really understand physics too.I mean physics is fun all but some if the topics I really can't seem to understand,like the topic on light & some parts of the Dynamics like those resultant forces.Anybody can offer to teach me ? Yeah,I know,Wilson asking people for help in education,you can see how freaked out about the exams I am already right.

And the other subject,A-MATHS.Damn it..Mr Tan is the 'best' teacher ever,man.Notice the ' ' ? Yeah,you get the idea.I frickin don't understand Logarithms,I mean,who the hell even came up with it ? That person should totally be kicked in the balls,if he's a guy.If the person's a girl then uh..well,i'm not gonna say anything,you guys think about what to kick yourselves

And finally,social studies -.- it really outta be kicked in the nuts.Why is there even an exam on it,and the questions are all essay like questions ? It's really just like,simple common sense,why do we still even have to memorise all the facts like how to improve the traffic control of our country ? You wanna improve it ? Just frickin limit the number of cars on the road or at least ask everybody to take public transport the minimize the congestion,problem solved.

Gah,Singapore's education system sucks,it's all about,well,education,like education plays a major part in everything,if your lacking behind in your studies than you're gonna lose out to the others around you.I told my friends in America that I was taking 7 subjects,which is like quite little already compared to others who tale more than 8.One said that takin 7 was already crazy enough,and he thought that he had it tough,and FYI,the subjects that he is taking are : Calculus,English,and 4 others if I can remember correctly.


So yeah,gotta end this post now,gotta go study,English & chinese paper 1 tomorrow,compositions -.- Aw man,guess I gotta just try my best and whatever happens,happens I guess

Labels: Exams are the sins of humanity

I.LOVE.THIS.SONG :D And no,A guy listening to a song sung by a woman isn't gay,Justin Bieber,THAT'S called gay :P
Listen to the lyrics,awesome right

Labels: Just a fool

You put your left/right hand/leg in,
You put your left/right hand/leg out,
You put your left/right hand/leg in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey,
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
...
Wait..
WHAT THE HELL IS IT REALLY ALL ABOUT !?!?

Labels: Childhood songs are weird

LOL,they should totally make a movie outta it


ONION RINGS ARE FRICKIN CURSED


Haha,youtube said if you did'nt watch the above video of the cursed onion ring you'll be cursed in this video,so uh..WATCH IT,DO NOT INFURIATE THE WRATH OF THE YOUTUBE GODS



Exams starting this Friday,Chinese & English paper,and it's a composition at that,holy crap.Hate this period of time before the exams,where you feel like you must lock yourself in the room and revise like those aunties when the Great Singapore Sale comes,okay,not a very good analogy,uh..whatever,just revise like mad was what I meant.Or at least,that's what I've been doing the past few days & weeks.Yes,Wilson studied,and yes,he did it continuously for at least like,3hrs.Yeah,the Earth's gonna collapse & fall into a black hole because of that and everyone's gonna lose their frickin lives,blahblahblahyadayadayada,I get the idea.So yeah..the rest of the post's gonna be interesting,I hope

Yeah,kinda stressed out too now,studying and other problems,damn,I need a hug..

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And no,I don't want just anybody for a hug,I..
Want..
--->

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Sometimes I feel pissed too,stupid emotions,sometimes they make me feel so angry that

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To cheer oneself up we sometimes also resort to reading books,hoping to find interest in them.But they just usually end up like this

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Pictures are nice as even though the people in them CHANGE,the pictures won't CHANGE

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But friends will always stick with you through thick or thin,but sometimes,things can get overboard..and they might just 'fall' for you

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But friends are everywhere to be found,strangers are friends just waiting to happen


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But even if you don't have any friends,don't be sad,grandma will always be there for you

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But please,remember what mommy told you,don't make friends with suspicious people,they might just be perverts

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And when all else fails and you're really depressed for friends,make people become your friends,if needed,use force

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Labels: If a picture paints a thousand words, then holy crap, this is a frickin encyclopedia

Woo it's Friday~ Butt dance ! (_|_) (_\_) (_/_) (_|_)
K never mind,that looked wrong,so wrong.So next Friday's exams are starting already,am I prepared ? Think I am,don't know,studying right now.Yeah you think i'm lying don't you cos imma writing this post now,yeah,tell you a secret,I can multi-task.Shhhh,nobody must know.

THe hit counter on my blog has well,quite alot of hits too already.218 hits already sine I put it last week.And my tagboard doesn't seem to have alot of people tagging so I conclude with 3 possibilities.
1.I've got alof of stalkers
2.People like to read my blog posts,but never tag
3.HOLY F*CK !!! DIRTY,PERVERTED 60 YEAR OLD UNCLES ARE STALKING ME ! XD
So uh...
..

So parents not at home now,guess who else is in my house with me ? Megan Fox ? Tyra Banks ? Ashley Tisdale ? NAH,I WISH.
I'M.WITH.TRICIA.Yes my little sister,Ohh mahh gawwddd,nightmare~

So yeah,damned Mid-year-exams,the bloody MOE's sadistic way of laughing at students sufferings.What else was I gonna write about,uh..never mind..maybe i'll continue tonight,if inspiration hits me,and by that I don't mean BANG->Go hospital's A & E ( accident & emergency )->Gets an operation->JIPABOOM->Dies->RIP
no,not that bang.


Yes,I put Justin Bieber's photo FIRST on PURPOSE :P I love Smosh :P








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Somehow I don't wanna go to Japan anymore..


HOLY CRAP AT THIS

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Daddy's a naughty boy,he got nude girls on him computer

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Taking Christianity to a whole new level

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I like how they think

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Awesome

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Come on,you know what the 'fudge' actually means right,don't act innocent with me :P

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Sesame street has changed so much..

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MARLEY~~~

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Hey boobs,as you might have noticed I just put a hit counter on my blog,not as in real hits like JIPABOOM that kinda hit but more like people visit my blog those kinda hit counter,geddit ? Haha,i'm talking to you like you're a retard :P So yeah,I can see how many stalke..uh..people visit my blog from this day,Saturday the 17th of April onwards ! -Epic music plays-

And guess what yours truly is doing right now,A maths tuition work..Holy crap.And guess what's more horrifying,I stayed up till 10pm+ to complete,okay not complete,my A-maths work,so imma uh..completing it now,Ohhh Maahhhh Gaawwwdd..Wilson doing homework into the late hours of the night & early in the morning !? Something's seriously wrong with me,really wrong,really really wrong,like me enjoying eating veggies THAT kinda wrong,holy cow.

Body still aching somehow,damn,should train more already :X Probably gonna retake NAPFA next term again I guess,cos well,let's face it,more than 45 sit-ups back in sec 1 & only 33 sit-ups now,COME ON MAN,THAT SUCKED !

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Think imma getting sick too,dammit,why do I always get sick on Fridays/Saturdays/Sundays but not on FRICKIN MONDAYS.Somethine or someone must hate me.
Had blocked nose since yesterday,then woke up today,climbed outta my bed & voila ! Nose bled -.- WTF
I like,ran to the toilet to blow it out,only with more blood coming out,yeah..real geniuty Wilson -.-
So then my pops ( my father you frickin idiot ) asked me wrap ice in a towel then put it on my nose,supposedly suppose to like help cool it down or whatever,and it works ! WOAH,WOW,WAA,OMG,OMFG,okay who am I kidding,I've been using this method when my nose bled since I was a frickin child,Okay I still am one,technically,whatever,who cares.

So yeah..damn nose bleeds,and there was'nt even a hot girl that caused the bleeding,noooo! :P

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Finally wanna post this video,music video,quite old song,What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts


Yeah,that song,was just listening to it again yesterday,love the lyrics,frickin love it

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok
But that's not what gets me

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin' to do

It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' It
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

Not seeing that loving you
That's what I was trying to do
Ooohhh....

I'm not afraid of heights, i'm afraid of falling,i'm not afraid of swimming,i'm afraid of drowning,i'm not afraid of loving,i'm afraid of not being loved back..

Heeeyyyy,you might have noticed I changed the tagboard,you didn't notice ? Gosh you're retarded :P So yeah,reason I changed it is cos,well,I think blogger hates me,it suddenly said some crappy stuff or whatever shit,so yeah,to put it simply,it hates me & wants me to change to a new tagboard.So yeah,let's see who will be the first suc..uh..kind-hearted soul to tag at my new tagboard,the reward will be this picture below

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WANTED,$10000 REWARD,okay that doesn't make sense,ah what the heck.So yeah,STOP MAKING FUN OF HER !! So just had basketball training today,holy crap,Mr Lee & Mr Lai they're like,pro,man.First We got like half-court shooting contest,then Rui Kun FIRST try go in already -.- WTF.Then Mr Lai I think he second or third try made the shot,Holy cow.Then play match,Mr Lee's jump shot damn shuai :P BUt also damn zhun,ehehe.And and and,I made shitload of 3-pointers today ! Woots.Okay still no use,match 1 also never in T.T
Then now tired like shit already,tomorrow.Got.NAPFA.
HOLY CRAP !!!!! Think I gonna fail my standing broadjump -.- Ask me jump high,can.Jump FAR,canNOT -.- -.- -.- Die~ What the heck,only 1 item only :P
So yeah,off to do Social Studies already,F*CK structured essay questions -.-


MOO MEANS MOO !

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Hey stalkers,i'm fine thanks for checking.Today's tuition was,woah,man.First saw Victor at Timezone,yeah location fail blahblahblah whatever.Then holy crap.Go the tuition center the front counter pay the fees that time ( AHH THE HORROR ! ) saw Fiona,and I don't mean my secondary school that one,the Fiona from my PRIMARY school,THAT Fiona.Her tuition some more is the same day & start & end at the same time as mine,but hers is English,mine is A maths O.o
Then my class start already cos the class the door was open,then heard someone call my name,then it turned out to be that 3E2 the Sherwyne,then she ALSO take English,same class with Fiona & take E maths,which the teacher is my A math teacher O.o
This proves 1 thing and only 1 thing,SINGAPORE IS SO SO SOOO FRICKING SMALL,like so frickin small like uh..smaller than uh..uh..a full stop ? Okay nevermind,my analogy sucks,I know,not the first time it happened.So downloaded couple songs too,In My Head by Jason Durelo is AWESOME.Like his performance on American Idol,woah woah woah :D


Awesome stuff right.Come on it's awesome,admit it.Okay you need convincing..or maybe some bribing..uh..come here little boy/girl,uncle got sweet for you :P

So did some homework just now,A maths,yes Wilson did homework,then Sabrina will go 'WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WILSON,YOU KILLED HIM ? YESSAH !' at this point about now.So yeah,think I understand the factor theorem,I said 'THINK I UNDERSTAND'.So yeah,Wilson Ling 'understands' ONE topic of all the ones that are taught so far,okay maybe not the word taught,my teacher doesn't even teach.He just comes in and gives us worksheets to do without even going through them.Might as well just buy assesment books -.- Damn you Mr Tan :X

So yeah..that's about it I guess,don't know what other stuff to post nowadays,like nothing's happening so far,this sucks man -.-
So when all else fails,post videos/pictures and use them as an excuse cos you can't think of something to post about :P



This is to all left handed people out there ! :P


For those who don't know,come on I know you do,crotch=*ahemahem*.*ahemahem*=uh..

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A normal storyteller starts with 'Once upon a time'.
A sarcastic storyteller starts with 'HOLY CRAP YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT !'



Hey dudes,remember my previous post about the 16 stuff that GIRLS don't realise about GUYS ? Well,the girls are plotting their frickin revenge ! I found some stuff that says 20 stuff GUYS don't realise about GIRLS'.And yes,the girls got 4 more points than us guys..So..WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO US !?!?!?!?

Anyways here are the points though :P

20 things guys don't realise about girls
1) we love reciving random texts from you, it lets us know your thinking of us.

2)no we dont find sweet and sensitive guys gay, we find it adorable

3)dont send us mixed signals, it makes us confused and we often get upset and think we have done something wrong

4)dont treat us like a peice of meat or ignore us. it makes us think you dont like us or all you want us for is sex!

5) we love it when guys cry. not the fact there upset just that they are showing they are a real man.

6) we love to have one of your t shirts or something with your scent on it, it drives us crazy thinking about you.

7)anniversaries might not seem like a big deal to you, but they are to us. Even if we say we don’t want something we want something. It isn’t the “thing” we care about,it is the fact that you are thinking about us. So think about us, dammit!

8)the way that you look at us says it all.
kiss us softly for the first time. it shows that you really do feel passionate about us.

9)If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.

10)We think about you ALL the time.

11)We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

12)Do not start with us. You will not win!

13)We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

14)Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

15)Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

16)Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

17)Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you out! we know these things... we aint stupid!

18) Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

19) the amount of kisses in a text or msn really do matter to a girl!

20)You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it god dammitt!! and why do u always leave the seat up.... WHY! -.-

Labels: Shall I start a gender war ? Maybe I shall :P

Yo boobies ! K never mind,sounded wrong.So uh..yo boobs ! Still sounds wrong ? Yeah kinda does,what the heck.So today's Good Friday ! Yeah ! -Sarcastic cheering-
So tomorrow's Saturday=tuition=1 & a half hours of A-MATHS !! AHH THE HORROR ! It's almost as scary as eating bitter gourds ! Come on man,those veggies are freaky,who the hell enjoys eating bitter veggies !?

So was packing my stuff just now,my room was like,worse than the aftermath of a rave party ? Don't know what that is ? Go find out yourselves,yes it might involve reading,you've been warned.

So I found alot of frickin stuff I thought I lost man,here are like,some of them. O.o


Primary school sports day medals,only got 3,and 2 of them are bronze,the other silver,no gold T.T

Yes I found my gameboy color which I got when I was like,frickin 6yrs old ( woah,nowadays I like keep using 'frickin' man ) And and and..it's SPOILT,NOOOOOO ! Bloody thing can't turn on -.-
Picture pretty much explains everything I guess,LOL
1906 American penny ( 1cent ) engraved into a necklace,it's like a frickin 104 years old now O.o
Mah Chris Mullin jerseys ! :p Saw the exact same jersey on ebay awhile ago,they were selling for $49.99.And I got mine for only US$29.99,Muahahaha sucker who sold it to me :p

Some stuff I got from my bird'day last year,lol.Card from Nina,Disney pen from Sabrina & card & dog from Xueqi,thanks man,uh..women ? Never mind,you get the idea

New Orleans Saints NFL hat & University Of Washington,Washington Huskies basketball team hat :D


Lookin back at all those stuff I found really brought back memories man,like stuff from sec 1 & 2,primary school & even my kindergarten stuff,yeah,I found my kindergarten class photos squashed under my clothes -.- Way to go,what a nice place to keep memories -SARCASM-
Really miss those times alot man,alot of laughter/crying/anger/'put feeling here'.


'We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.'
- Jeremy Irons

So yeah..this post's about it I guess.Sorry guys,don't know what other stuff I could post today,creative juices not flowing I guess,must be dammed up somewhere.So here's a picture that you all sadists might get a kick out of..

( yes,that fat ass WAS ( W-A-S) me back when I was 10,I think )

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