Sup asses,no i'm not calling you a backside,i'm calling you a donkey,sigh..you think too much.So I had tuition today,yes,tuition after the exams & during the school holidays.Who do we blame for this ? The government ? Hell no,if i write bad stuff about the government here i'll be a 'she' instead of a 'he' by tomorrow.Yes,the government is that scary.Shit I just wrote bad stuff about it,woo imma bad boy ! Hohoho ! Merry Christmas !.. WTH,wrong sound effect,totally wrong time of year.So yeah,whatever :P woke up surprisingly early today,it being a Saturday,like 8am that kinda early.Yeah,Wilson woke up at 8am on a weekend..something's wrong,something's really wrong,something's really,really..well..wrong..what the hell do you think it is,it's just wrong :D
So yeah,woke up,I did my holiday homework,Physics..finished it... .. ..Haha totally kidding,why the hell would I wake up at 8am on a weekday to do homework ? :P So what I really did was turn on the Xbox360,and NBA 2K10 here I come~ And you know what,screw the 'My Player' mode,I just started out as a rookie,not even in the NBA yet but still in the Lakers training camp ( yes,Lakers,why would I choose other teams ? :P ) And the person i'm supposed to be guarding ? KOBE BRYANT. WTH !?!? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GUARD HIM,I'M LIKE GETTING FRICKIN POSTER DUNKED ON BY HIM WHENEVER I TRY TO BLOCK HIS FRICKIN SHOTS.Damn you Kobe & your awesome skills even in video games that are hard to defend against and holy crap that's a long name.
So..tuiton ! Continued on binomial theorem..I DON'T UNDERSTAND A FRICKIN THING ABOUT IT -.- Besides that,that Bing Han got A1 for his A-math mid year paper -.- Zzzz
So tomorrow's schedule ! Gosh I feel like my posts are becoming more of like a stalking tool for readers to well..stalk me,cos i'm like writing almost everything I do.What the heck,as long as some old man doesn't come up to my house disguised as the Pizza delivery man & then rapes me i'm fine with that,and if he DOES rape me,he better gimme the frickin Pizza first,or else i'm calling the cops,and HELL YEAH that pizza better be hot !
I think that 95% of girls will cry like a frickin waterfall if Justin Bieber were to jump off a 50-storey building,whereas the other 5% will be going 'I HOPE YOU GO SPLAT WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND !' Which category do you fall under ?
Supppp douchebags,yeah I know what you're doin now,you're staring at your computer readin this post.Woahhh how did I know all these !? Imma frickin genius baybeh ! :p So today was..a Weekday,it was a..Wednesday..it was...my school's sports day ! WOO ! WHEE ! YIPPEE ! WOOHOO ! Woo..uh..k never mind,enthusiasm fail,it kinda sucked.So..my class didn't qulify for the dragonboat race,which kinda sucked,so hopes were on kyaking..but yeah,didn't win that either,so yeah,what the heck,as long as we had fun eh (: ..Holy crap,since when I was this positive.
So went to watch the kyakers well..kyak,3E4 won the mixed one ( girls and boys you dumbass ) and think they won the boys and girls seperate one too ? I can't remember.My class was awesome btw,we,okay Fahkruz & Eng Beng capsized twice.IN SUCCESION.So think,capsize,get up,row awhile,capsize again,awesome ! -sarcasm- There should be a honoring ceremony for this : Class to capsize twice in succession ! 3E3 ! :p
So after that had cross country,4.3km -.- So I ran ! And I got first place ! K Who the hell am I kidding,I walked most of the distance :D So yeah,my position ? UNPLACED ! 3 cheers for laziness ! :P Yeah,we were supposed to run around the perimeter of the reservoir,the horror of running long distances ! Ahhh ! Then Mr Chin's reaction damn LOL,Mr Chin was near Ms Chew,so I purposely said it out loud 'MS CHEW JUST NOW THE RUN I LOSE TO ALOT OF GIRLS LEY'.Then Mr Chin he said like,well,'OH MY GOD',with that wanna laugh and cry but dunno which to choose reaction while shakin his head,lol.
So after that went to Tampines ( Yeah,I spelt it as 'tampenis' the first time,ha ha ha -.- if you can't see what I meant in that ' ' word,then thank god,you're pure :P ) Went with..uh..Hazzry,Ruijie,Jeremy,Xavier,Nina,Yuwen,Xueqi,..who else..uh..Hanyi,Joan and was that other girl's name Madaleine ? I dunno,I don't care :P Muahaha for evilness,okay that's not evil,never mind.So took bus go tampines..then go walk around & around & around & around and in circles and squares and diamonds and..k nevermind,it's getting irritating.Then blahblahblah,saw Howie,Kwei Kgeng,TJ,Yanhong and some others I can't remember who. Then at the interchange saw them that time Yanhong best,she saw me,then ask TJ what's my name,then she say I very big size,lol -.- Sarcasm win.
So after that bused home..like very long bus ride home that kinda thingy,and I officially HATE BUSES THAT JERK AND JERK AND JERK AND GO JIPABOOM ! Okay,maybe not the jipaboom part,but even the one in the morning,I was trying to sleep,the bus went bump bump bump'..think the bus driver hates me :P
So yeah,tomorrow gonna take my results,meet the parents session,again -.- Then after that it's party time ! Woo ! K maybe not,I wanna chiong finish my holiday assignment first,hopefully in the first week,then rest of the holidays can kick,back,relax and well..relax.
Me : HII BLOGGER ! Blogger : What la biatch Me : Why so buay song ? Blogger : You la,your tagboard so little people tag,but the hit counter increase like free liddat Me : It IS free Blogger : F*CK YOU LA YOUR UNDERMINING MY POINT ! Me : Orh,then what you want me do sia Blogger : How I know,write some stuff in your posts that will make the stal..uh..people that come here and TAG & not just see & leave !
Damn,blogger's demanding..and not to mention has a frickin dirty mouth :O So yeah,it wants me to post some crap that will make you people tag at the frickin tagboard below,yes the one below the music player,yes,that one below the links,and yes,that one on the left column,don't know where's left ? Neither do I.
So what am I to post that can attract the attention of people to my tagboard..hmm..
I know..pictures,yes,pictures,you don't know what they are ? They're well..pictures,that's it,whaddya expect ?
Bonjour ! Yeah I can speak French,I also know what's a croissant,so yeah..IN YOUR FACE SUCKAAASS
So got back all my results already,not gonna talk about them :X But then again..F*CK A-MATHS ! The teacher lost my damn exercise books which contain EVERYTHING I learnt from day 1 till now ! Best thing was that it would add 20 marks to the SA1 marks,So instead of getting a FAIL grade,I would get a B,yeah how about that,from a F to a B. And what's even better is that the teacher don't even seem to care,he was like 'I find already,really,the compactor also empty already' and 'If really can't find then you take one of your classmates book and photocopy it' -.- I mean COME ON MAN,SHOW SOME FRICKIN URGENCY.I'M ALREADY DOING BAD ENOUGH FOR MY A-MATHS AND YOU TELL ME MY FRICKIN BOOK'S GONE.
KISS MY FRICKIN ASS,MAN !
So enough of that,f*ckin pissed about it already :#
So today announcement that Mr Zee was retiring..*sniffsniff* so PE that time I had this conversation with Mr Cheak
Me : eh cher,like all the teachers that teach me all retire de ley ( Mr Yong,that Literature one,remember ? And now Mr Zee ) Me : So 40 years later will you still be teaching anot ah,haha Mr Cheak : Yeah,maybe..if 40 years later I still teaching you bring your children to me,I bash them up for you
Or that's how the conversation went,something like that,LOL.Well done Mr Cheak,bash my children up,imma be a bachelor,see what you gonna do about that ! ... ..Then again..eew..a 55 year old bachelor..Nah..i'm gonna get married..someday :p
Then went causewaypoint meet up with mum to eat lunch and buy groceries @ cold storage. Then she went to Ausino or whatever it's spelt as to see those bedshit..uh..BEDSHEETS and some stuff,not interested,so I went to Comics Connection..and guess who I saw... Fiona..no not secondary school that one,primary school that one,yes,THAT ONE.Woah..like so coincidental liddat,man,keep bumpin into her in random places :O
So yeah..that's about it I guess ? Guess I better be doing my bio & physics homework already,yes,homework in the post-exam period,awesome -.-
So took back results today.. Biology: 51/70 Physics: 33/80 ( NOOOOOO !!!! Whole class only 10 people passed -.- ) Geography :40/50 A math : 89/180 ( NOOOOO !!!! Think i'll still pass however after adding the other components ) English : 69/100 before adding oral marks,or that's what I think
Not happy with my results though,gotta work harder (:
So here are some pictures anyways,can't think of anything to post today,damn creative juices. Oh and thanks to Hazzry,Ruijie & TJ for that puzzle and thanks to Yuwen,YT,Sabrina,Nina,Xavier,Jeremy,Xueqi,Shahirah,Alfiah,Kwei Kgeng,Hazzry & Su Ran for that Everlast T-shirt~ Hopefully it lasts,Everlast never lasts,oh the irony ! And yeah,it fits me ( and my belly ) just fine,surprisingly :P Thanks to you guys anyway :D
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Heyooo~ So today's my birthday ! Imma another year older ! Which according to Sabrina i'm dying earlier,but her birthday is earlier than mine..so TAKE THAT YOU STINKIN POTATO ! So another thanks to those that wished me a happy birthday today ( and spammed my facebook wall/handphone calls & messages ),really appreciate it (: And for those that did'nt wish me..PAY FOR YOUR SINS -throws some lightning bolt that I stole from Zues- And yes,I'M THE LIGHTNING THIEF ! Okay random,nevermind,stupid movie,get outta me head...head..head..hmmm..In my head,I see you all over me,In my head~~ AHH,DIE YOU JASON DERULO PERSON AND YOUR CATCHY SONGS,DIEEE,and P.s. Gimme your money when your dead :D
So today..Went Bishan Junction 8..Yeah,supposed to go to some Japanese restaurant buffet,but need to repair my phone,then the nearest shop was there -.- So went there,ate,Manhatten Fish Market baybeh~ Awesome food,stupid price.Okay maybe not that stupid after all,good food for 5 people at I think $105+ ? Then was supposed to watch Iron Man 2 or Ip Man 2 with parents,but the seats left were the front row ones -.- So did'nt watch,I mean,who the hell want to pay 10bucks & watch a movie while having to stare up for the whole duration of the show ? Not me,some other sucker who paid for it.
Then after that Tricia went to buy her DVD,Princess & The Frog,yeah,that Disney movie with that princess & that frickin frog,toad,whatever.Then after that went game shop,they were having this promotion which was too good to turn down :D 3 guitar hero games,aerosmith,van halan & 5+ 2 guitars for $199 and the other one was Band hero+band hero BEATLES ( I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND~ remember that ? )+1 guitar,drum & microphone,no,i'm not gonna sing,even if it's for a game lemme say that first.Also the same price,so I bought the Band Hero one,thanks to Hazzry's advice & 5mins of thinkin whether to spend $200 on 2 discs & 3 fake instruments,answer was pretty obvious : HECK YEAH
So I was lugging the huge box of the instruments like an idiot around Junction 8,and the game happened to be at the TOP FLOOR,and the carpark at the BOTTOM FLOOR.Thank you lifts/elevators :D Then went to Causeway Point,pierce ear~~ Left ear you dumbos,not right ear -.- My sister also go pierce,both sides,she was like 'Ouch',when they pierce,with that high voiced pitch,lol.So gotta leave the ear stick/stud/whatcha-ma-callit on my ear for I think a month ? I don't know,then take it out & buy some diamond ones :P Lol~ 'Someone' also owe me ear sticks/studs already,say 'your birthday right,I buy for you'. Ahahaha :P So yeah,here I am writing this post that doesn't make sense,gotta go sleep now I guess.
Tomorrow's schedule ? Play basketball with Meng Hong I think,then Xbox360 chiong Gears Of War & Band Hero~ my first guinea pig..uh..friend to test the game out !
Side story~ 5 ways to get a girlfriend by SMOSH !! WOO !!
Time: 12:18 AM
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Woo exams are over ! Like it's time to party until 2am like Lindsay Lohan ! Okay,maybe not the getting banned from the club,getting drunk & throwing up everywhere & not the doing drugs part of her.But other than that..IT'S PARTY TIME YOU FOOLS ! Or at least till we get back the results on Monday -.- So yeah,I tore up that damned exam schedule already,almost burned my books,then realised it was just the mid-year exam and if I burn my books now i'm screwed for all the following exams after that,So,scratch that idea,or rather,hold onto it till after O levels :D
So yesterday..somehow felt motivated to study,I said,felt,I did'nt do it.It's like I get that motivation to study when the frickin exams are OVER -.- Cos to me,it's like,exam period=damn stress,don't wanna study after exam=free like bird ( I know my analogy sucks ),so motivated to study.
Luckily I did'nt do it,would've died.So went downstairs my house played basketball,for like 2hours,all by myself -.- Then suddenly near to the court got some skaters,about my age I think they like smoking or whatever,I don't care. Then suddenly police come,LOL.Then they were checkin their bags & askin them questions I was like looking & laughing,somehow I managed to laugh,yeah retarded I know.Then 1 of the guys saw me looking & stare at me,so I continue with my b-ball,lol.Later they come whack my ass.
Then went home,showered,on air-con in my room,lie on bed..and play Xbox :D NBA 2k10 baybeh.Orlando Magic vs. Cleveland Cavaliers,Dwight Howard with 9 blocks,12 rebounds and 24 points baybeh ! :P Then today,stay at home,slack,watch TV,slack some more,watch more TV,oh god,that's the life :P
So tomorrow gonna go Safra.Pool,k,maybe imma not gonna play pool,just watch,then Hazzry's birthday I think,so yeah,that's probably gonna be my day I guess.Imma dread this coming Monday more than any other Monday I ever dreaded before,man,imma say that first.
So gonna end this post with a song intro~ ...Wait,since when have I done that..never mind..Wilson's changing,Wilson's appearance changed,Wilson evolved into ____ ! K nevermind,Stupid Pokemon influence my pure mind. Here's the song anyways,enjoy :P
We all build walls around our hearts,but they're not to keep others out,it's just to see who loves us enough to break the walls down.But the question is : WHO will break them down ?
Time: 10:32 PM
Friday, May 7, 2010
Ohh Mahhh Gawwwddd I never thought I love country music this much but Rascal Flatts are just AWESOME ! They're songs are sad though,but the lyrics are damn sentimental,I like~ Especially this song
I can hear the truck tires coming up the gravel road And it's not like her to drive that slow, nothing's on the radio Footsteps on the front porch, I hear my doorbell She usually comes right in, now I can tell
Here comes goodbye Here comes the last time Here comes the start of every sleepless night The first of every tear I'm gonna cry
Here comes the pain Here comes me wishing things had never changed And she was right here in my arms tonight But here comes goodbye
I can hear her say "I love you" like it was yesterday And I can see it written on her face that she had never felt this way One day I thought I'd see her with her daddy by her side And violins would play Here Comes The Bride
But here comes goodbye Here comes the last time Here comes the start of every sleepless night The first of every tear I'm gonna cry
Here comes the pain Here comes me wishing things had never changed And she was right here in my arms tonight But here comes goodbye
Why's it have to go from good to gone? Before the lights turn on Yeah, and you're left alone Oh! But here comes goodbye! Oh!
Here comes goodbye Here comes the last time Here comes the start of every sleepless night The first of every tear I'm gonna cry
Here comes the pain Here comes me wishing things had never changed And she was right here in my arms tonight But here comes goodbye, ooh
Oh,and dude,if you think you're helping,please stop,you're only making it worse,don't think what you do is always right okay.Cos,YOU ARE SO FRICKIN WRONG.So please,if you really have the intention of helping,which I doubt you do,you would stop doing what you're doing already & just get the f*ck outta my life
I'm sorry for irritating you I'm sorry being selfish with my emotions I'm sorry for talking to you,even though you did'nt want to I'm sorry for thinking too much into it I'm sorry for giving you stress I'm sorry for thinking that I was trying to make things better,but only making it worse I'm sorry for the constant pestering I'm sorry for not understanding how you felt I'm sorry for not putting myself in your shoes for a chance,knowing what you've been through I'm sorry for adding onto your problems I'm sorry for not thinking about what consequences my actions would result in I'm sorry for thinking too much into it I'm just really sorry
Time: 3:46 PM
Thursday, May 6, 2010
We're halfway through the exams baybeh ! We can make it,i'm sure of it ! But if we make it ALIVE however,I can't confirm that :D So yeah,so far..this Mid-year exam was one of the worst ones ever,okay who the heck am I kidding,since when were exams good ? But seriously,this one sucks,especially E-math,Physics & A-maths.kiss mah ass you damn subjects. So there was geography & biology paper today,found one of the last questions in section C,you know,those that you only have to choose 2 outta the 3 given,yeah that one you boob.
There was this question : Imagine you are a carbon dioxide molecule,describe what you go through when you are in the atmosphere all the way till you are absorbed by the plant. ( 7 marks )
Or at least that's how I remembered it.And no,I wasn't that stupid to do it,cos well,I totally blanked out when I saw that question :P What the hell was I gonna write anyways ? I am a carbon dioxide molecule,if people breathe me in they will die,YES GO TO HELL YOU HUMANS ! Plants need me,they can't survive without me,yes i'm frickin important you idiot.And finally,i'm part of that whatcha call-it gaseous exchange that takes place in the stomata of the leaf & part of that respiration & photosynthesis processes,YEAH BAYBEH I ROCK.
COMFIRM full marks :D
So yesterday's Social Studies was AWESOME ! Why ? Cos I totally did'nt study & just read through the notes/textboo the night before and guess what ? ALL THE STUFF THAT I READ CAME OUT IN THE EXAMS & THANKFULLY I REMEMBERED THEM.AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! I'm like so frickin lucky,then when I saw the SEQ I was like going 'hahahaha,I rock' :P Also did'nt use any stuff that Mr Zee taught for the like,past 5 months,instead I used what Ms Zhang taught in History lesson last year,like the format for the SBQ & SEQ stuff.THANK YOU MS ZHANG I LOVE YOU -throws bouquets of red roses- Okay too exxagerating already ;p
Ohyeah,Justin Bieber influencing me too,DAMN YOU GAY-FAG.This song is kinda nice,I said KINDA.And yeah,I closed my eyes while listening to the whole song,yeah,I listened to the whole song and SURVIVED
To end this post..Who wanna go watch movie with me ? I wanna watch~ 1.Ip Man 2 2.Iron Man 2 3.The Last Song
Yeah baybeh,30 bucks gone for 3 movies :p
Time: 8:33 PM
Monday, May 3, 2010
Hey people,first things first..WHO THE HELL IS VISITING MY BLOG !? The last time I checked was on the 29 of April & there was only 464 hits on the uh..hit counter,now it's only the 3rd of May,like 5 days away and there's already 585 hits !?!? What the heck !? Okay whatever,as long as the people that come here are'nt dirty old men who watch porn or even worse,Barney the purple pedophile dinosaur,pedo-saur ! Yeah I made that word up,copy it without my permission & face dire consequences,by that I meant eating veggies.Yeah,I cant imagine..the horror !
So yeah..I moved house already by the way,moved to Woodlands BLK 881,yeah,the floor ? Go figure out yourselves,and no,you can't stalk me dirty old men -girls scream- Then got a basketball court downstairs,woohoo~
So what else,yeah,my internet's back already,if you're wondering why I wasn't online the past few days,NOO,I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU YOU DIRTY OLD UNCLE,GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE & GO WATCH YOUR FRICKIN PORN.
K back to story,wait it is a story ? Ah what the heck you get the idea.So tomorrow's the big day ! No,nobody's getting married you dumbass,tomorrow's the day where there' E-math paper 2 and Physics ! Yeah,I know right,of all the subject combinations these 2 HAVE to be on the same frickin day.
And on Wednesday there's A-math paper 2 AND Social Studies,I mean,WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THESE SUBJECT COMBINATIONS !?
Sick,Boring Singapore.Wish was somewhere else :( . Job
Student( dudes,i was born in 1995,NOT during world war II ). Fearing
Boredom (DAMN YOU BOREDOM) .
being alone.
freaking high uh..heights. Loving
Basketball-ing.
Swimming.
Basketball-ing.
Gaming.
Sledding,but S'pore no snow :(.
Ohya did I mention,BASKETBALL-ing ?:P . Hating
Freaks.
idiots.
losers.
suckers.
'Certain cockroaches'.Cockroaches that ruin other people's lives. Wanting
PS3,Nintendo Wii,Xbox 360...you get the idea.
ALL final fantasy & kingdom hearts games ( impossible but..).
Improve in basketball.
Perfect jump-shots.
Totally be able to shoot 3 pointers.
Get good results.
Autographed Kobe Bryant Jersey.
Home ticket games for the LA Lakers.
Same as Hazzry,REVENGE TO BE SERVED. Adores
my new sony ericsson w995?.
family.
friends.
er...teachers?.
all my stuff(i'm still not content but who cares).
i can slam dunk at pri school basketball court :P . Loathes
sometimes my life.
some people.
irritating people.
haven't think yet :P . Wishes
Uh,eh,um,'HER' ?.
become freaking $ich.
become freaking famous.
travel round the world.
meet NBA superstars.
watch NBA game LIVE.
be at least 1.85m by 16 yrs old.
be able to do a slam dunk by 16yrs old.
Be able to shoot like Ray Allen.
be able to Dunk like LeBron James.
be able to Block like Yao Ming.
be able to Rebound like Dwight Howard.
be able to Pass like Steve Nash.
be able to run like Usain Bolt.
be able to swim like Michael Phelps.
See,I'm so freakin' practical & original :D.