MY MY MY BLOOOG :P

2010-12-22T22:53:00.000+08:00

FINALLY A RELIGION THAT MAKES SENSE..Everyone should totally watch this ;D

2010-12-17T23:49:00.011+08:00

Hey hey,been quite awhile since I been here.So school's reopening in like lets see..17 days ? Damn it,after that imma sec 4 already.

Still remember my first day of sec 1..Okay I don't remember it that well,but basically I do.So fast,3yrs have passed & i'm gonna be in my last year in AI already.I mean like,wow,close to 1000days ( 3yrs la dumbasses ) have passed so quickly.

Mixed feelings about it too though,like I want it to end quickly,but I don't want it to end to fast either.Maybe it's cos of the O levels ( JENG JENG JENGGG ),I want it over with,seriously,I would even bribe someone to take it for me,provided they can get me a single digit score la :D Okay outta point.And like,I don't want it to pass to quickly is well,simple,I've seriously made some awesome friends in my 3yrs in sec school.I've discovered who I can really trust,really rely on in times of need,and friends that will only be there for you if there are benefits for them.And after next year,we'll all be separated in different JCs/Polys already,and hardly I think we'll have the chance to meet up unless we got holidays,heard the schedule is pretty hectic :/

So anyways,was pretty bored so decided to dig up my kindergarten class photos,hiding in that damn cupboard along with many,many other photos,looked through them too.Some nice,some humorous,some brought back lots of memories & the others are just plain unglam crap lol.

No matter how much the people in photographs change,the photos remain the same

So I typed random names of my classmates on facebook & hey presto,I found them (Y) Some still remembered me,like : ( haha this is like totally copying Sabrina's style :P )

Person A :

YEAP! I saw pics in ur profile. KINDERGARTEN CLASSMATES!

Person B : Hey yeah that's me :D I kinda have an impression of you too haha. How did you find me anyway? :O

So yeah,it's been 10yrs,wow.Time really flies eh (Y)

I just realised this post of mine seems pretty sentimental,lol.What the heck,imma end here,time for dinner :D

2010-11-28T15:02:00.005+08:00

Yes imma bored,so these are supposed to be a list of stupid things that I might have dont in my life.Being a Wilson,outta the 132 stupid things here,I think i've done at least 133 of them

Level 1

( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex ( thank god it's empty )
(x) Drank Alcohol

So far : 1

Level 2
(x) Am / Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight

So far : 2

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
( ) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker

(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

So far : 3

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking

So far : 4

Level 5

(x) Eaten Sushi ( DUHH )
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit ( wth is a mosh pit )

So far : 6

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel ( No,a guy makin a snow angel ISN'T gay -.- )

So far : 10

Level 7

( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding
( ) Played Dress Up ( My god,HELL NO )

So far : 13

Level 8

(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of pillows
(x) Gone Sledging

(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

So far : 18

Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

So far : 19

Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

So far : 21

Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

So far : 22

Level 12
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight

So far : 23

Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

So far : 26

Level 14
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

So far : 31

Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

So far : 35

Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made a Prank Phone Call
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

So far : 38

Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

So far : 40

Level 18
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

So far : 42

Level 19
( )Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge ( hehe.Blame insanity )
( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

So far : 43

Level 20
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
( ) Kissed A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes ( high heels don't count,do they ? )
(x) Sat On A Roof Top

So far : 44

Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel ( almost died :P )
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

So far : 47

Level 22
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree ( Didn't know how to get down -.- )
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House.
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

So far : 51

Level 23
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( )Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail ( Hey,VISITING right :D )

So far : 53

Level 24
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone ( Guessing dislocated bones don't count )
(x) Been Easily Amused

So far : 56

Level 25
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed

So far : 58

Level 26
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

So far : 61

Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster ( first & last time )
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling.
( ) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

So far : 64

Level 28
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
( ) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone

So far : 66

Level 39
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint

( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
() Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas

So mah gwranddd total is 66/132..Woah it's exactly 50% of the total,and i'm the one that sucks in maths..Wait a minute,some of these stuff aren't even stupid at all

2010-11-20T00:20:00.004+08:00

YESSAHH I'M BACK TO UPDATING MY BLOG.Yes Wilson is back,be very very scared.Not scared ? I smack you ah.

So I came back from Perth on the 17 of Nov,yeah I went to Perth you douchebags,on the 11 of Nov.It was funnnn,been to many many interesting places,there were also good food,beautiful sceneries,even more beautiful girls and uh..Yeah,I know it's an educational trip,lol.Girls in bikinis are educational :P Okay imma kidding,later you all go think i'm some pedophile lol.

So pictures are on Facebook,if you see them help me tag/rotate any pictures that you think is neccessary yeah :D You're cooperation is greatly appreciated,and yeah,I hate you too.

So..ok I just realised I start every paragraph so far with 'so'.Yeah,it's a pointless fact.I know

I think imma losing interest in blogging,so gimme inspiration people ! Or else I'll make you eat veggies,not corn or potatoes.Bitter gourds..BITTER GOURDS,BEHOLD THE HORROR.

So yeah,when there's nothing to update about..Spam stupid photos

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Okay time to go sleep.Cook lunch for me beeyotches

SURPRISE BUTT SECKS !

2010-10-19T18:46:00.003+08:00

HEY YOU ALL DOUCHEBAGSSS ! Yes I know I haven't been here for very long,blame the government.So yeah,I forgot my password for this.I spent like 10mins trying to figure out what my password was.I tried stupid passwords like my birthdate,my height+weight combination & stupid stuff like IAMAWESOME & HOLYCRAP.Turned out the password was _____.

YOU THINK I SO STUPID PUT MY PASSWORD HERE HAR,HAR,HARRRRR !

So exams are overr,yeah duh.Got back results yesterday & today.Screw it lahhh..Alot of Bs & Cs,and most of them are so damn borderline,like e maths,I need 0.825 more to get a frigging A2 -.-
But then again..

I PASSED MY PHYSICS !! OMG OMG OMGG SUPER HAPPY :DD

Then interclass netball yesterday,was still down with flu -.- Same thing for the class chalet,I had fever.AND I PAID 17BUCKS FOR IT..WHAT THE HELLLLLLL..
Then got 1 match think with our class,Azfhar fell down & hurt his thigh area there ? Seemed real bad,but he still continued playing.Awessex lol :P

So yeahh,school's pretty much boring now,falling asleep with every chance I get (Y)

Update some other time I guess,now it's MCDONALDS TIMEEE ! :D

2010-09-12T00:07:00.001+08:00

Weird Coincidences: 9/11,or better known as September 11

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened todestroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

5) The two twin towers make an “11″

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.

6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.

9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.

Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind: Now this is where things get totally eerie:

The most recognized symbol for the US,after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:

“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”

That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this

Open Microsoft Word and do the following (TRY THIS FOR REAL)

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS.

Today,it's been exactly 9yrs since the terrorist hijack of the planes that crashed
into the World Trade Center in New York City,or else better known as
9/11.Bless those that lost their lives on that day & a big thank
you to the people that risked their lives to try & save others on
...that day (:

2010-09-10T23:23:00.003+08:00

This Korean kid is GOOD,like really good.And he's only 14yrs old :O

2010-09-05T15:17:00.002+08:00

Dying is God's way of telling a person " You're fired ".
Committing suicide is a person's way of telling God " You can't fire me,I quit "

2010-08-31T23:45:00.001+08:00

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2010-08-29T21:01:00.001+08:00

2010-08-27T22:32:00.008+08:00

Okay okay so I've not been updating for awhile already,I was busy ( Excuses :P ) So sorry lahhhh.
So Mr Chen,Mr Xie,Ms Leong & some other teachers leaving AISS to go back to NIE and FAIL ! Okay they going back to pursue their future as a teacher ! Lol that was retarded -.-

So after school went to last year 2E5 classroom to meet him,the school repainted our class !..Well duh,but at least still can see a glimmer of blue at the ceiling of the teachers table area there :P Yeah,I know my sense of direction fail (Y)

So THIS IS THE TEACHER THAT IS ABANDONING US ! K nvm,don't put that way,later I kena sued

Awesome right,recess that time I saw him in that red PE shirt that teachers have,then after school this..BOOMZ.Okay lol that was retarded

So what else..Today weather damn weird ( okay randomm ) .Before recess rain like crap,bball training that time like Sahara desert liddat,and I gotta frigging tan line on my shoulder & arms (Y).Mr Cheak best sia,play A-B-C that time ( that bball game la you douchebags ),then me & himsame spot.He was like 'How can I be in the same spot as you',then he shoot,made the shot,then he'll go 'AHA I'm further away from you already'.And further away=1 spot
LOL

What else..okay it's 10.55pm now,i'm bored so I guess I'll do this

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Silence & a smile are the 2 most powerful tools in lfe.
Silence avoids many problems,a smile solves many problems

2010-08-14T19:51:00.002+08:00

The heart isn't a bone,so why does it break ?

2010-08-09T22:28:00.012+08:00

YOOOO LONG TIME NO SEE !...Okay it's only been a week,epic failure.
So today's NATIONAL DAY ! Woohoo ! Whee ! Oh la la ! K,i'm not really that excited for it -.- Guess it was uh..okay I guess,did revision I guess..then went downstairs play bball,I hate those idiots man.The rim few weeks ago just put new net only then now kena pull down,come on la,people wanna use it right -.-

And and and..my mom made curry for dinner ! It's like OMG HOLY CRAP SERIOUSLY NICE CANN..I had like 3 big bowls of the curry lol..My compliments to the chef :D
Then watched the NDP parade after that..It was okay though,pretty obvious that Corrine Maywas lip-synching through her song 'Song For Singapore',or at least the first part of the song was..her mouth actions & the song are totally off timing.Then the UG march ! Best uh,SAF all those adults de got rifles,NCC & Girl Guides all these carry umbrella (Y)
What they shoot,throw the umbrella uh LOL..

Then watch the part of the tanks come uh or around that part my parents told me that they brought me to a NDP parade back when I was 4yrs old,and then they told me that at first I was lke so enthusiastic abot going cos of the jet planes,in the end I go there ended up falling asleep through like the whole parade.How bout that,I failed for Singapore at age 4..not bad,not bad at all :P

What else happened in the previous days..Uh..Friday had National Day celebration in school,quite fun..At least after like,7 months my class is finally doing something together (Y)
Then went evening went watch The Last Airbender with Hazzry,Shaik,Izzudin & some girls that I dunno at Causeway Point there.Then before that saw Brandon,Howie,Su Ran,Choong Soon,Marcus & some others from E6 de,can't remember liao,at Timezone there.

And...DO NOT WATCH THE LAST AIRBENDER
YOU'LL PROBABLY GET MORE EXCITEMENT WATCHING A CLASSIC ROMEO & JULIET MOVIE,by classic I mean those black & white movies.
Woah i'm sarcastic..okay so the movie ain't as bad as a Romeo & Juliet movie,but it still sucks. mean,there can be 9 people in the movie trying to 'dance' like the guys from Step-Up & what happens ? They manage to throw a rock about the size of a basketball -.- FAILLLL

Okay okay,so guess I'll probably stop updating here already,getting naggy,I think..lol
Wanna share a picture with you guys first though :D

This is what happens to pigs with swine flu :P

Okay maybe 2 more..pretty freaky pictures

Yes,a female Taylor Lautner lookalike

And THIS..a female Nick Jonas lookalike

HOLY SHIT right ! They can totally play Jacob Black & Nick Jonas in the scary movie series..hehe :P Jokin

I wanna buy a lamborghini,a ferrari,a big house,and get married by age 25...
But before all that..
I need to strike Toto

2010-08-01T14:15:00.006+08:00

Sundays aren't meant for doing homework & revision,period.
So it's 2.16pm now,still doing my e.math worksheet,screw circles la,learn the geometrical properties for what,like we're gonna apply them in future.Okay maybe if we find a job that makes vehicle tires then we might need it,but heck..who the hell wants to do that job anyways ? Getting outta point already,nevermind.

So yesterday was Alfiahs birthday at Shahirah's house.Pretty much spent the time there watching movies,namely Dead Silence & The Orphan.Dead Silence scary sia :P Got some parts me & AJ were practically hugging each other LOL.Then Alfiah standard one,that usual high pitched 'AHHHH' scream that makes anyone like,within a 10m radius of her deaf. Then the guy in the movie damn stupid.I mean, who the hell goes to a cemetery in the middle of the night to bury a killer ventriloquist doll,and after burying it & you get back into your car ready to drive off and you hear a eerie sound,DON'T BE AN IDIOT & GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE WHAT IT IS.

'Beware the stare of Mary Shaw,she has no children,only dolls,and if you see her in your dreams,be sure to never,ever scream' ...
...
EVERYONE FRIGGING SCREAMS -.- LOL
So their tongues kena cut off,then in the end all tie together like some sadistic skipping rope of tongues liddat.

Then after that watch Orphan,at first that 9yr old girl like so innocent liddat,end of movie she kills everyone in the family except the mom & youngest daughter.And she really is a 33yr old woman but she looks 8 cos she got some hormone diffiency,LOL WTF. Maybe some of my friends are like that too eh :P And that girl's name is Esther (Y).I'm never,EVER gonna name my daughter Esther man,I rather call her Chicken Chop :D LOL, Chicken Chop Ling,then if son I call him Fish & Chips Ling.

So what,supposed to play bball after her birthday,but it was already close to 6pm,so went home.Raining now too,so won't go play bball unless the rain stops..
This coming week's gonna suck too though,gotta stay back in school for like everyday,also got test,like Bio & physics & e math tests -.- Sucks lahh.

Okay gotta stop procrastinating now,hurry up & finish my homework and hope I still got some time of my Sunday left to relax

2010-07-30T23:08:00.008+08:00

Me : HII BLOGGER LONG TIME NO SEE
Blogger : Eat my shit
Me : Why so pissed off ?
Blogger : Cos you so long nvr update me la bloody idiot douchebag
Me : Sorry la,busy right
Blogger : Don't give excuse,update me now or else I make you eat vegetables you asshole

So yeah..here I am updating,I must update,I don't want to eat veggies. So today had training,okay it was cancelled.Stupid rain,kiss my ass lahhh..Okay it can't literally kiss my ass,nevermind. So just shot a few bballs for awhile,then play catching ( yes,I got a deprived childhood ).Ohyea,last Friday damn funny Trevor run halfway at the hall the staircase there suddenly fall on the floor,ask him why ? LEG CRAMP.. lol (Y)

What else intererting happened..Uh..Shit i'm old I can't remember -.-

Ohyeah this happened today,walked pass the canteen and saw THIS !

Xueqi & Hanyi try act lesbian kiss LOL :P

Then tomorrow morning tuition again,10.30am..WHO THE HELL NEEDS TO WAKE UP AT 10.30AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING !? Oh wait,me & other people who have tuition,lol -.-
Finish liao then go Alfiah birthday @ Shahirah house,yes,she's finally 15yrs old..Sigh..old woman :P And Shahirah's house is just like 5mins away from mine ! Laziness & convenient locations FTW ! :D

Pretty much stinks too though,My Emath test get 10/15,then at first Mr Yong say only those 9 & below need do extra practice,then suddenly he change his mine say 10 & below also need to do.So I need to do -.- Then also got chemistry worksheets,need do revision..MY WEEKENDS~~ NOOO !!!!!!

Ohya,listening to this song now,I know it's old,I know it's from Tarzan..So OLD & DISNEY SONGS FTWWW :DDD

Made up my mind also too,I'll try to have at least 1hr & a half of self bball training by myself every week,I need the practice..Gotta work har for it eh :)
Holy shit since when I was this motivated,lol.Maybe i'm becoming more mature,Wilson+mature=woahh..I can't imagine it.

Yeah I know this post is real short,it's already midnight,i'm tired.So goodnight people.
Now I just gotta pray that the monster under my bed isn't hungry & comes to eat me

2010-07-16T23:08:00.006+08:00

YES YES YES YES ANOTHER DAMN WEEK IS FINALLY OVERRRRR~ So let's start with Monday shall we ? Okay,so Monday..crap I can't remember,screw that then.Random lah :D

So..I'M NOW THE VICE-CAPTAIN OF THE SCHOOL'S BBALL TEAM...Non-school team,team,vice captain -.- Then Trevor captain...What the heck la lol,better than nothing. So nowadays training on Fridays if Mr Cheak not around me & Trevor in-charge of the training..WE HAVE THE POWERRR ! :P Today's training was under Jian Ming though,quite fun :D Do hesitation,then spin-move ( WOO~ ) then play match.
And woohoo ! My post-up skills got improve liao,then now I also know how to draw more fouls liao :D I love my Xbox for teaching me that :p

Tomorrow still got tuition,at 10.30AM, in the morning.Yup,focus on the 'AM' & 'IN THE MORNING'.
Seriously,anyone being forced to wake up before 12pm on a weekend should have their ass kicked.Wa set uh,I next time be government official,then make all crap rules.
Like what,bittergourds should be destroyed & banned and homework will be used to clean the crap off our asses :P

So tuiton ! Now change to private tuition liao,last week first lesson,was okay though,teacher came my house,understand A-math better ( yeah,like after 7 months I finally understand it better -.- ).
But I miss my old tuition,lol.I miss irritating the crap outta my teacher & switching off the lights & going 'WHERE RAGHINI GO !?' ( yeah it's a racist joke :p ).Crapping with Keisha & Bing Han & irritating Xinyi by callin her Xinhui :P

So nothing else to post already ba I guess,post some pictures then I go sleep liao :D

2010-07-06T18:22:00.007+08:00

I hate these kinda days,where you think that you're fallin sick right before the day of school which you dread,even like everything's saying 'OI,YOU RETARD OR WHAT,YOU SICK LAHH'.Then it happens,you take a nap,i'm not talkin like 4hr nap,i'm talkin like a frickin 1hr nap,and POOF.You feel better all of a sudden -.- Someone,something,somehow..some-uh..whatever,I say,SOMETHING out there hates me I tell you,it doesn't want me to fall sick so I can skip school.Imma find out who it is & kick its ass.And no,it ain't Bigfoot or the Loch Ness Monster,I asked them already & they never lied to me before,so yeah :P

Raining now too,just now something stupid happened.I was doing homework,yes I was doing homework,stop laughing,I really did it.So yeah back to story,then suddenly the Thunder went 'JIPABOOM' ! And so did the rest of the electrical appliances in my house,they short circuited I think,including the fridge.

Yes,the FRIDGE..Of all things,WHY THE FRIDGE ? WHY THE HELL MUST INNOCENT FOOD SUFFER ? WHY WHY WHY ! K nevermind,too exaggerating,was outta power for like only 10mins..but without electrical stuff for that time ? Frickin nightmare -.- Now I know how much I depend on electricity,so it's time to be grateful and thank the person responsible for inventing electricity.

Yeah,THANK YOU SIR THOMAS EDISON !..Eh wait,he invented the light-buld right,but not electricity right.Who cares,they're almost the same anyway :P

So yeah,don't really know what else to post about right now lazy,mine blocked,lazy,runny nose again,lazy..so yeah,guess I'll just rip something interesting I find on the internet,copy & paste it to my blog,post it,and hope I don't get sued for plaglariasm.SO HERE GOES...
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WAIT LAHH I'M STILL SEARCHING FOR INTERESTING STUFF RIGHT !
Okay uh..

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ! WOO ! Nehmind that ain't interesting & I don't know the answer..

uh..let's do Chuck Norris ! Yeah,so he's an actor,and cos of his 'tough guy' image,an internet phenomenon started called 'Chuck Norris Facts' describing different facts that are stupid & impossible..Holy crap,i'm TEACHING you about stuff,yeah not useful in school but,holy crap..i'm teaching ! :O

So here are some quotes that well,revolve around that guy in the picture above

1.Some people wear Superman pajamas,Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
2.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
3.Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.At night
4.Chuck Norris doesn't breathe,he holds air hostage
5.When Chuck Norris crosses the street,cars have to look both ways

2010-07-02T23:44:00.001+08:00

What you mean to me music video :D

I can't blame you for thinking that
You never really knew me at all
I tried to deny you but nothing
Ever made me feel so wrong I thought
I was protecting you from everything that
I go through but I know that we got lost along the way

Here I am with
All my heart I hope you
Understand I know I let
You down but I'm never
Gonna make that mistake
Again you brought me
Closer to who I really am
Come take my hand
I want the world to see
What you mean to me
What you mean to me

Just know that I'm sorry I never
Wanted to make you feel so small
Our story is just beginning we'll let
The truth brake down these walls, oh yeah
And every time I think of you I think of how
You pushed me through and showed me
How much better I could be

Here I am with all my heart
I hope you understand I know
I let you down but I'm never
Gonna make that mistake again
You brought me closer to who
I really am come take my hand
I want the world to see
What you mean to me yeah
You make me feel like I'm myself
Instead of being someone else
I wanna live that every day
When you say what no one else
Will say you know exactly
How to get to me you
Know It's what I need
It's what I need yeah

Here I am with
All my heart I hope you
Understand (I hope you
Understand) I know I let
You down but I'm never
Gonna make that mistake
Again you brought me
Closer to who I really am
So come take my hand
I want the world to see
What you mean to me
What you mean to me

2010-07-02T21:50:00.003+08:00

So this are possibly the 3 most mature quizzes that I've done on facebook,okay guess the results are pretty accurate too ? That's a first for facebook quizzes :O Yeah,another reason : I'm just lazy to post anything else,what you gonna do about it huh,huh..HUHHHHHHHH.And I also gotta stop procrastinating too,stupid A-math tuition homework,who cares,tomorrow's the last lesson anyway :P

NUMBERR ONEEEEEE !

1.Doc. Phil's personality test

The lively center of attraction
-Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not one to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

NUMBER TWOOO ! ( Holy crap I can count to 2 )

2.Love test

-You take your time & do not fall in love easily
In a relationship you give 60% & expect 40% in return
You like to get the person yourself
You are a more direct person & like to work out problems immediately
You like to see him/her a lot
You love the person he/she is
You will tend to stay in love for a long time

NOW NUMBER THREEEE ( WOAHH..I can count to 3 )

3.Personality test results

-You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.
Your views on yourself : You are down to Earth

Woahhh..okay now let's end with a picture !
Uhh...MEET THE CARDBOARDS !

2010-06-26T21:07:00.007+08:00

HOLY CRAP ! School's reopening like,after tomorrow.Holy crap ! Holy cow ! Holy moly ! Has 1 month really passed THAT fast ? Don't tell me,and no the truth won't set us free,it'll frickin set us on fire.K nevermind,that was bloody random :O So yeah,uh..got nothing much to update now.Photos from the class outing on Facebook but the make an album,that option,got problem.Like try to upload,then Facebook hangs,all other tabs on my internet hangs,and it crashes -.- COME ON MAN,Facebook is sexist/racist/wilson-ist.

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You know what,YOU KNOW WHAT ? Of course you don't,cos I haven't told you yet,okay imma tell you know,better keep it to yourself okay...My plurk,it just crashed,AGAIN -.- The internet hates me,man.

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So,my left toe still hurts,yeah that left one,no not that left one,THAT left one,geez how many toes you got,5138573185 ah ? Hurts though when like I apply pressure on it,by that I mean like when i'm walking,not pressing on that wound like a frickin idiot -.- So yeah,dammit I can't get the thought of school reopening after tomorrow outta my head,by that I don't mean I want it to reopen,I still feel so tired man,I wanna rest for like,I don't know,until I feel like getting back to school.Gotta feeling by then I'll be one big fat ass,like F-A-T THAT kinda fat.

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Somehow,now,I don't have the mood to be doing anything too,lol.Reason why ah,uh...I have no frickin idea.Spreading uh,everyone no mood to do anything,I have no idea what to update now too,i'm just like,staring at the computer & typing whatever that comes to mind,okay,my mind's blank anyways,nehmind.

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Okay,I really can't think of anything more to write now,think i'm coming down with a headache too,hurts a little bit now -.-

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
--Dr.Seuss

2010-06-26T00:19:00.001+08:00

"Perhaps a part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight for so long,is cos we're afraid that something so great that happened before,won't happen twice"

--Anonymous

2010-06-23T22:41:00.005+08:00

Sup porks,chickens/beefs..k it's not beefs,it's cows..whatever.
So today had 2E5 09' class outing ! Wooo ! Whee ! Yeah ! Okay it kinda failed -.- go there,firstly the BBQ pit was like,DAMN FAR away from the place where we alighted from,so we had to walk walk walk~ Ohh it sounds like a song ! Okay maybe not.So walked for I think 1hr+ ? Can't remember,then walk halfway..IT FRICKIN RAINED,not like 'pshhhhhh' those kinda drizzle.It was like those 'BOOM,BA BOOM,BA DA BOOM,JIPABOOM & HUAT AH !' Those kind of heavy downpour,so about 10 of us ran/walked like idiots in the heavy rain then those people already in the shelter watched us,I can tell,they were laughing like mad inside I tell you,YES I'M TELLING YOU WHO ELSE DOES IT SEEM I'M TALKING TO

So finally reach the pit already ! Woohoo ! And it was still raining -.- So we were cramming with the others already in the shelter like plants fighting for sunlight..Wasae,chim uh :P So yeah,technically,it was frickin squeezy & windy & cold & uh..I got nothing else..

Then what,uhhh rent bike ? Screw it,fell down think 2 times uh,& left toe skidded on the ground,so whole front part got blood -.-
Then return bike that time skidded,then front tire I think the suspension or something got problem uh,so had to pay $15 fine,leaving me with 65cents left -.-

So had pizza instead of BBQ cos it rained,everything was wet,and we don't have any fire starters I guess.So had 6 frickin Canadian Pizzas,Ying Yang ate the most,duh who else :P Then Suran hiong-ster,wanna prove that he got balls or something,1 piece of pizza put like what,6 packets of the chilli powder.In the end his lips like put lipstick liddat & face like wanna cry liddat,lol.

So yeah,then go Mac I think,ate,thanks to $6 by Mr Chen :P Then blahblahblah,take taxi home woth Dion,Ying Yang & Jin Hui to AMK there,then from there take train & bus home loh.

Upload picture tomorrow I guess,i'm tired now & think imma falling sick -.- So yeah,nite people.

It's like I want you to know,but it seems like I don't know or don't wanna tell you about it

2010-06-21T22:11:00.002+08:00

Epic conversation me & Hazzry just had,I call it..

THE EPIC STORY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS THAT'S SO EPIC YOU BETTER STOP ASKIN IF IT'S EPIC OR NOT COS I DON'T REALLY CARE IF IT'S EPIC BUT I JUST PUT THE TITLE AS EPIC STORY SO THEREFORE IT IS FRICKIN EPIC SO DON'T BLAME ME IF IT'S NOT EPIC COS I'M TOO EPIC TO BE BLAMED

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na3SkGj0NmQ&feature=related
*that guy makes justin bieber songs sound nice
*smth wrong

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*ahhhhhhhhhh, DJ's.
*they make gays' songs sound cool.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*haha epic comment

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*hahahahah!

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*eh dude
*portugal n n korea 7-0 uh

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*YEAHH
*AHAHAHH
*epic siol

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*HAHAHAH
*kim jong 2 pissed off liao

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*HAHAHAHA
*BOOMZ to portugal.
*you were a great country.
*ahhh heck, didnt really know ya anyway, seeya in the afterlife, portugal!

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*LOL !
*later kim jong 2 go castrate everyone on the n.korea team for the loss

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*awwwwwwww
*TOO BAD.
*hahahaha

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*latr all no d*ck in the first place

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*HAHAHAH
*no wonder they play like that.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*poor koreans
*born with no pen*ses

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*tsk tsk tsk.
*ahhh who cares.
*who ask them go bomb other countries.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*HAHA
*bomb countries=lose d*ck

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*hehehe
*retribution ftw.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*WOO
*later 1 day singapore go world cup
*singapore to japan
*7-0

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*WHOA.
*THAT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY EVAH.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*that would be the day i strike the lottery

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*that would be the day japan invade singapore AGAIN

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*HAHA
*later that day world cup held in singapore
*at kallang stadium

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*WAH SIALAH.
*"CHARGEEEEEEEEE!"
*NOOOOOO, GENERAL PERCIVAL, WE NEED YOU!
*PFFT.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*HAHA
*rise frm the dead
*I SAY RISE YOU B*TCH RISE

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*later the fat ass yamashita come.
*yummyshit-ahhh.

W-I-L-S-O-N says:
*HAHA
*later he evolve
*snorlax

Hazz?y© Peacewalker says:
*OMG.
*later rayquaza come down help us.

See,we have a chilhood,apart from the d*ck here and d*ck there,we include Pokemon in the conversation :P

Oh and an epic picture I found on the internet of the game Street Fighter :p

2010-06-20T23:42:00.005+08:00

BOO ! I said BOO.So be scared,be scared lahh,act scared also can..OI BE SCARED LAH I PAY YOU FOR WHAT !? Ok So I've decided to use some Singlish in my posts,cos I've decided to embrace my roots as a Singaporean,I've decided to use more..Who cares,I just wanna use it :D
So got some songs intro you people,yes,you better listen to them,or else something bad will happen,like uh..your ass will get stuck on the toiletbowl when you shit :P
So here they are ! -epic music plays-

There for you by The Underserving ( second guy from the left,EPIC AFRO :P )

Permanent by David Cook

Disney's movie,Starstruck song-What you mean to me ( THE GIRL IS HOTTTT :P hehe )

I got other songs too,but I'll save it for next time :)

So tomorrow ! Hafta wake up at 8am for dental appointment all the way at Shenton Way -.- So in true Singaporean fashion,here I'll have to go : WALAO EHHH !

Soo..not much to post already I guess,nothing much epic happened so far,other than the BBQ at my house yesterday,WOO that was fun.Good food,good drinks,good company,great evening :)
So ..now..IMMA END THIS FRICKIN POST.Yes,i'm going to end it now,I know you're sad,we all are :P

So in Hollywood fashion ( Holy crap I'm random ),Let's end with a BANG ! Ok,not a bang,an awesome picture

I love mother nature

2010-06-18T22:14:00.001+08:00

It's the Length of One day...One half...One shot clock. This
Number is my PROMISE ..... TO Dominate every Moment ...THIS IS Why I
wear The Number... "24"
--Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers

THE LOS ANGELES ARE NBA CHAMPIONS ONCE AGAIN !!!!!

2010-06-17T13:23:00.005+08:00

" The heart may be weak.And sometimes..it might even give in.But I've learned..that deep down,there's a light that never goes out "
--Sora

2010-06-12T17:37:00.005+08:00

Woo I'm updating my blog ! Yes i'm updating it,yes it means i'm writing.Be afraid,be very very afraid -evil grin-
So had tuition today,i'm quitting it at the end of this month :D Wooo~~~ Anyways,so there's this new guy who joined I think last week,ah beng sia.Today class end liao he automatically picked up his handphone then call somebody,then went 'AY CH**-B*E LAH BODOH' like wanna fight liddat then walk out of the class bang the door ( If you dunno what those words with * mean,THANK GOD YOU'RE PURE :P ) Then everyone else hear liao stun sia,Natalie's reaction best,like (-.-) + (O.o) +that..HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING that kinda look,LOL epic.

So went McDonalds makan,double quarter pounder upsized meal -.- Holy shit,imma be like what,a frickin fat ass already :O Eat finish already..went home,well duh,where the hell would I go next.so i'm home alone now cos parents & 'SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED a.k.a MY LITTLE SISTER a.k.a TRICIA LING JIA XIN a.k.a ..I don't know what else to call her already.

Sooo~ I'm home alone now,what can I do..
1.Raid the fridge
2.Do my remaining homework

Answer's pretty obvious,I'M CHOOSING OPTION 2 WHICH IS TO DO MY HOMEWORK ! YES I'M GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK.STOP LAUGHING,I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT..I'M REALLY GONN..Ok who the hell am I kidding,probably gonna go downstairs & play basketball ? Yeah,I need to lose weight..cos I wanna have this person's figure !

Oops,sorry,wrong picture.I meant..THIS FIGURE

OH LA LA~ Somehow,just somehow,I don't know how,so stop asking me how,I said somehow,somehow,this reminds me of David Hasselhoff's show Baywatch,yeah that one,he run down the beach with those hot female lifeguards in those red swimsuits..Holy crap,there must be something wrong with me O.o

Should I continue this post ? Hmm..I got no idea on what else I can write about so I guess I'll end this post now,yeah I'll end it now,I said NOW,SO WHY THE HELL AM I STILL WRITING !?
Okay okay,adios amigoes~

OH AND CONGRATS TO LUKE & CONNOR FOR GRADUATING ( and managing to SURVIVE ) HIGH SCHOOL ! :D

For all you smokers : THE CIGARRETE DOES THE SMOKING,YOU'RE JUST THE SUCKER

2010-06-11T15:18:00.003+08:00

Today is the day where it all begins,where us guys will sit our asses in front of the TV the whole day,where we will be going on a diet of fast food,potato chips & carbonated drinks for the whole month.The time where us guys will be shouting 'GOAALLLL !' in front of the TV while the females will be going 'SHUT THE HELL UP !'.
Yes,it's that time we've all been waiting 4 years for,it's....

THE FIFA WORLD CUP ! :D

2010-06-09T23:08:00.009+08:00

SCREW JUSTIN BIEBER,NOW EVEN POOR OLD GRANNIES ARE AFFECTED BY IT ! ( 'It' refers to Bieber ) :P

So boredom taking over now..screw those projects,doing the Geography powerpoint now..pretty epic I would say..after about,2hrs ? I've only done 4 slides :P Ah well..QUALITY,NOT QUANTITY ! No idea how's that linked to me doing only 4 slides in 2hrs but what the heck.

So what's going on now ? I can hear some girls screaming downstairs my block,no,they're not getting raped you pervert,yes,I mean you Hazzry & Sabrina.
Think they're playing catching ? Damn primary school kids,it's 11.12pm now..GO SLEEP LAH STOOPID CHILDREN ! ..Shit I sound like their father :O

OH OH OH AND I GOT SELECTED BY THE DENVER NUGGETS TEAM...on my Xbox360.How cool would it be it it were to happen in real life : Wilson Ling,first draft pick of the NBA draft ! Woohoo ! Your team ? The NEW JERSEY NETS !...CRAP !!!
K nehmind,that's random.

Random thought again..I wanna go to a American high school prom :D I've been watching too many shows already till I can think of THAT.Zzz,Luke & Connor graduating this month..think this week ? Or izzit the next week,can't remember.Dammit,senior year prom in high scool,jealous :/

So yeah this is gonna be a short post I guess,to end this,post something about FAMILY :D

I posted what FAMILY means to me as my Facebook status awhile back,but forgot the 'A',so it's FMILY=Frickin Mad Idiots Loving You

Hazzry however,said that FMILY=F*CK ME I LOVE YOU..

So yeah..well done Hazzry,you've done us proud :D

2010-06-09T09:10:00.002+08:00

LOVE HOW THIS GUY PROVES THAT 13X7=28,yes,13 multiply by 7 equals to 28 :D

Time has stopped !...Sorta..

2010-06-08T09:01:00.004+08:00

*Yawn* Hey fools,exactly 9am now,can't fall asleep anymore -.- Must be someone's fault,who do we blame for everything ? Yes,Sabrina.DAMN YOU YOU POTATO :P
So yesterday ! I went to..the dentist,again for my teeth..damn that's stupid,what other do you go to a dentist for other than teeth related stuff,a heart bypass ? Nevermind.SO EXTRACTED...the small chipped piece behind,not the whole teeth,HA HA HA IN YOUR FACE HATERS.
Then went to 313Somerset,my sister bought her ballet stuff,yeah...

OMFG SHE'S TAKING BALLET WITH TOSE PINK TUTUS & THOSE FREAKY PINK SHOES WITH,WHAT THE HECK,EVERYTHING'S IN PINK & WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS..I have no frickin idea.

My life is gonna be soo much worse now :P Then went to Marche ! To well..eat..DUH.Haven't been there since A LONG LONG LONG TIME AGO.Like before my sister was born THAT long,so it's been 7yrs,yes,SEVEN YEARS..WTH.So the food was awesome~ The pork chop was FRICKIN AWESOME,the cheesecake & the chocolate fudge was OMG IT WAS HEAVEN.
The bill ? It was OMG frickin..NOT awesome -.- $79++ for me,my mom & lil sister -.- Screw Switzerland & their imported foods to Singapore which are sold at damn expensive prices.

So yeah,blahblahblah..fast forward to the end,like in the train home that end,lol.
I saw this guy,this man,this uncle,this chi ko pe..okay,nehmind,that's taking things too far.Anyways..

There was this guy,probably in his forties already.And you know what he was doin on the train ? No not forcing some hot teen girl to make out with him..WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE !? He was swinging on the handrails,the ones at the top la,duh,swinging like some 7yr old kid..yes,literally S-W-I-N-G-I-N-G..Sigh,he must have had a horrible childhood.

So yeah..guess I'll end with a picture,yes a picture ! It's a..picture..WTH DO YOU THINK IT IS.It's STEWIT GRIFFIN THAT EVIL GENIUS BABY WHO WANS WORLD DOMINATION,ONLY ON FAMILY GUY THE SHOW.AND WHY THE HELL AM I TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTER AGAIN.
Makes me wonder,was I like that when I was a baby ? Then again..nahhh :P

Am I a fool for still holding on ?

2010-06-04T23:40:00.003+08:00

Hey,yeah,no idea what i'm doing here,whatever,guess I'll just whip up a post about random crap I can think of I guess.So first things first,imma probably changing tuition,cos my mum keep asking about why my a-math results still like,well,fail.
So maybe changing to the Wayne's Eduhouse tuition thingy ? Not sure though,then again mum says like group tuitions don't work for me,so maybe gonna hire a private tutor ? I have no idea la,mums -.- Whatever,I don't care.

Then worse news,there's a chance I won't be going for the 2E5 class reunion :X Screw it.Why ? Cos I maybe going holiday,Genting,cos I like,have never been there before & the only available dates fall on the day where the class outing is on -.- So parents now looking for another place where I can go for a holiday AND the reunion,but so far everything's been booked solid,period.Screw it man T.T

MSN & Mozilla Firefox have also been b*tches today,MSN keep disconnecting,Firefox keep crashing & videos take like forever to load,and computer also crashed 2 times.Dammit man,i'm like so damn unlucky today,only thing that's working now is the music player,hopefully this post can be successfully published though,if not I've wasted like what,20mins of my life.

And afternoon,thought a good session of gaming would help,switch on my ps2,played Final Fantasy X-2,yeah I completed it already,I jus replayed the game on another file which wasn't complete yet.Then the best thing happened,I accidentally saved that incomplete game over the completed game file,so that completed game file is gone for good,all 70+hours that I took to complete the damn game,G-O-N-E.

Many other things happened today too,won't name them too,gonna go sleep now I guess,i'm tired,whatever.Hope I don't roll off the bed :X

If you don't know me,or even if you think you do,don't make assumptions about me.One simple rule : Don't know me,don't judge me,simple as that.

2010-06-04T15:16:00.002+08:00

Just thought I drop by & share some awesome videos with you guys,hey why can't I,it's my blog right :P Haha

The REAL Kung Fu Panda,k he's not a panda,he's a sunbear,nehmind,you get the idea

Awesome optical illusion,or whatever it's called

Lego printer,yeah,THE WHOLE DAMN PRINTER IS MADE OUT OF LEGO AND IT WORKS.I so want this for Christmas

Or if you don't wanna give me a lego printer for Christmas,this will do just fine :D

Screw this video,i'm hungry now

2010-06-02T10:21:00.001+08:00

How I wish it was a wonderful evening,and we were in a nice restaurant,with excellent food.So that I could tell you those 3 words...

'PAY THE BILL'

2010-06-01T07:07:00.007+08:00

Mornin Justin Bieber lovers..wait,Bieber lovers..WTH ARE YOU DOING HERE !? K never mind that.So went to the dentist at Shenton Way yesterday,yeah all the way there,screw them dentists & their faraway locations.So damn long since I was like at the CBD ( central business district ),everything changed man,lol.There are definitely more ang mohs around,what the heck,there were ALOT of ang mohs,then saw this shop that sold those you know,high-end,frickin expensive Italian suits for men.Yeah,I felt like walking in to that shop & ask them if they had any T-shirts & shorts :P
So blahblahblah,3pm..the time I died.K maybe not me,my tooth died,yeah,root canal surgery or something.Dentist said it was to make the teeth 'dead' or something by removing the nerves connecting it,so there won't be any pain.But yeah there WAS pain at the start,then the anaesthetic went in & all the stuff there was'nt any pain left,till the extent he inserted like a 3cm metal toothpick thingy into my teeth,yeah drilled it in,I COULD'NT FEEL A DAMN THING,best.K that's not the best,the BEST thing was..those injection needles,with those like 3cm long needles,somehow,just somehow,my tooth made 2 of them bent -.- And mind you those were metal needles ( wait,well DUH they were metal ones,wth am I saying ).So yeah,holy crap I love that dentist,but he's retiring soon -.- Why is it that ALL dentists/doctors that i've been seeing since childhood is retiring -.-

Then played Final Fantasy Crisis Core along the way,like train journey that way,yeah,boredom took over.And you know what,SCREW FINAL FANTASY COUPLES,everything's so damn perfect ! 3 examples here..
FFVII Advent Children,Cloud & Tifa
And OMG I FRICKIN WANT CLOUD'S HAIR,IT'S LIKE AWESOME ! Wonder how much hair gel/wax those characters from final fantasy use man,but come on,it's totally awesome :D

And FFVII Crisis Core,Zack & Aerith
Nah,I don't want his hair nor Aerith..I WANT THAT FRICKIN SWORD.Omg cooking would be like so much easier :P

And finally the most epic one,well to me that is..from FFX,Tidus & Yuna :D :D :D
Nah,I don't want anything from this game,but i'm totally in love with its storyline,10/10 man,I completed the game like,4 times already,yeah I played it 4 times.Nah,I won't talk geek here & write down the whole storyline here,wanna know about it go find it yourselves :P

THIS,THIS IS THE GOD DAMN VIDEO THAT ALMOST MADE MY CRY,yeah,those movies can't make me cry,a god damn video game can,holy crap.

Yeah,that part starts at around 1.36 of the video,ends at about 4.15 but..well..JUST WATCH THE WHOLE GOD DAMN VIDEO,WILL 7MINS6SECS KILL YOU !? :p

And the continuation on FFX-2,where Yuna finds Tidus,like finally -.- K I did'nt get to this part in the game,only the normal endings,wanna know why ? SCREW ALL THOSE GOD DAMN SECONDARY MISSIONS

And you know what,I got 2 options now
1.Go back to bed cos I had the best damned dream ever just now,till I woke up -.- -.- -.-
2.Turn on the xbox360 cos it's literally right in front of me now,k it isn't,the computer is.The xbox is to my right,technically.

So yeah..i'm choosing option 1,I want that damned dream back,like right now.

I want to shake you and say 'Why are you doing this to me ?'
But then I realise I gotta ask you something else before that question,'Why are you letting him do this to you ?'
--Some guy who posted this quote on Google

2010-05-29T23:33:00.006+08:00

Sup asses,no i'm not calling you a backside,i'm calling you a donkey,sigh..you think too much.So I had tuition today,yes,tuition after the exams & during the school holidays.Who do we blame for this ? The government ? Hell no,if i write bad stuff about the government here i'll be a 'she' instead of a 'he' by tomorrow.Yes,the government is that scary.Shit I just wrote bad stuff about it,woo imma bad boy ! Hohoho ! Merry Christmas !..
WTH,wrong sound effect,totally wrong time of year.So yeah,whatever :P woke up surprisingly early today,it being a Saturday,like 8am that kinda early.Yeah,Wilson woke up at 8am on a weekend..something's wrong,something's really wrong,something's really,really..well..wrong..what the hell do you think it is,it's just wrong :D

So yeah,woke up,I did my holiday homework,Physics..finished it...
..
..Haha totally kidding,why the hell would I wake up at 8am on a weekday to do homework ? :P
So what I really did was turn on the Xbox360,and NBA 2K10 here I come~
And you know what,screw the 'My Player' mode,I just started out as a rookie,not even in the NBA yet but still in the Lakers training camp ( yes,Lakers,why would I choose other teams ? :P ) And the person i'm supposed to be guarding ? KOBE BRYANT.
WTH !?!? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GUARD HIM,I'M LIKE GETTING FRICKIN POSTER DUNKED ON BY HIM WHENEVER I TRY TO BLOCK HIS FRICKIN SHOTS.Damn you Kobe & your awesome skills even in video games that are hard to defend against and holy crap that's a long name.

So..tuiton ! Continued on binomial theorem..I DON'T UNDERSTAND A FRICKIN THING ABOUT IT -.- Besides that,that Bing Han got A1 for his A-math mid year paper -.- Zzzz

So tomorrow's schedule ! Gosh I feel like my posts are becoming more of like a stalking tool for readers to well..stalk me,cos i'm like writing almost everything I do.What the heck,as long as some old man doesn't come up to my house disguised as the Pizza delivery man & then rapes me i'm fine with that,and if he DOES rape me,he better gimme the frickin Pizza first,or else i'm calling the cops,and HELL YEAH that pizza better be hot !

I think that 95% of girls will cry like a frickin waterfall if Justin Bieber were to jump off a 50-storey building,whereas the other 5% will be going 'I HOPE YOU GO SPLAT WHEN YOU HIT THE GROUND !'
Which category do you fall under ?

2010-05-29T17:12:00.002+08:00

I SOOOO WANNA WORK IN THIS OFFICE WHEN I GROW UP,SCREW NBA CAREER,THIS IS MY NEW DREAM JOB ! :P
Watch this people :D

P.s.
I feel sorry for that janitor at the end of the video,eheh :P

2010-05-26T20:41:00.013+08:00

Supppp douchebags,yeah I know what you're doin now,you're staring at your computer readin this post.Woahhh how did I know all these !? Imma frickin genius baybeh ! :p
So today was..a Weekday,it was a..Wednesday..it was...my school's sports day ! WOO ! WHEE ! YIPPEE ! WOOHOO ! Woo..uh..k never mind,enthusiasm fail,it kinda sucked.So..my class didn't qulify for the dragonboat race,which kinda sucked,so hopes were on kyaking..but yeah,didn't win that either,so yeah,what the heck,as long as we had fun eh (: ..Holy crap,since when I was this positive.

So went to watch the kyakers well..kyak,3E4 won the mixed one ( girls and boys you dumbass ) and think they won the boys and girls seperate one too ? I can't remember.My class was awesome btw,we,okay Fahkruz & Eng Beng capsized twice.IN SUCCESION.So think,capsize,get up,row awhile,capsize again,awesome ! -sarcasm- There should be a honoring ceremony for this : Class to capsize twice in succession ! 3E3 ! :p

So after that had cross country,4.3km -.- So I ran ! And I got first place ! K Who the hell am I kidding,I walked most of the distance :D So yeah,my position ? UNPLACED ! 3 cheers for laziness ! :P
Yeah,we were supposed to run around the perimeter of the reservoir,the horror of running long distances ! Ahhh ! Then Mr Chin's reaction damn LOL,Mr Chin was near Ms Chew,so I purposely said it out loud 'MS CHEW JUST NOW THE RUN I LOSE TO ALOT OF GIRLS LEY'.Then Mr Chin he said like,well,'OH MY GOD',with that wanna laugh and cry but dunno which to choose reaction while shakin his head,lol.

So after that went to Tampines ( Yeah,I spelt it as 'tampenis' the first time,ha ha ha -.- if you can't see what I meant in that ' ' word,then thank god,you're pure :P ) Went with..uh..Hazzry,Ruijie,Jeremy,Xavier,Nina,Yuwen,Xueqi,..who else..uh..Hanyi,Joan and was that other girl's name Madaleine ? I dunno,I don't care :P Muahaha for evilness,okay that's not evil,never mind.So took bus go tampines..then go walk around & around & around & around and in circles and squares and diamonds and..k nevermind,it's getting irritating.Then blahblahblah,saw Howie,Kwei Kgeng,TJ,Yanhong and some others I can't remember who.
Then at the interchange saw them that time Yanhong best,she saw me,then ask TJ what's my name,then she say I very big size,lol -.- Sarcasm win.

So after that bused home..like very long bus ride home that kinda thingy,and I officially HATE BUSES THAT JERK AND JERK AND JERK AND GO JIPABOOM ! Okay,maybe not the jipaboom part,but even the one in the morning,I was trying to sleep,the bus went bump bump bump'..think the bus driver hates me :P

So yeah,tomorrow gonna take my results,meet the parents session,again -.-
Then after that it's party time ! Woo ! K maybe not,I wanna chiong finish my holiday assignment first,hopefully in the first week,then rest of the holidays can kick,back,relax and well..relax.

2010-05-21T22:40:00.011+08:00

Me : HII BLOGGER !
Blogger : What la biatch
Me : Why so buay song ?
Blogger : You la,your tagboard so little people tag,but the hit counter increase like free liddat
Me : It IS free
Blogger : F*CK YOU LA YOUR UNDERMINING MY POINT !
Me : Orh,then what you want me do sia
Blogger : How I know,write some stuff in your posts that will make the stal..uh..people that come here and TAG & not just see & leave !

Damn,blogger's demanding..and not to mention has a frickin dirty mouth :O So yeah,it wants me to post some crap that will make you people tag at the frickin tagboard below,yes the one below the music player,yes,that one below the links,and yes,that one on the left column,don't know where's left ? Neither do I.

So what am I to post that can attract the attention of people to my tagboard..hmm..

I know..pictures,yes,pictures,you don't know what they are ? They're well..pictures,that's it,whaddya expect ?

2010-05-19T17:26:00.010+08:00

Bonjour ! Yeah I can speak French,I also know what's a croissant,so yeah..IN YOUR FACE SUCKAAASS

So got back all my results already,not gonna talk about them :X
But then again..F*CK A-MATHS ! The teacher lost my damn exercise books which contain EVERYTHING I learnt from day 1 till now ! Best thing was that it would add 20 marks to the SA1 marks,So instead of getting a FAIL grade,I would get a B,yeah how about that,from a F to a B.
And what's even better is that the teacher don't even seem to care,he was like 'I find already,really,the compactor also empty already' and 'If really can't find then you take one of your classmates book and photocopy it' -.-
I mean COME ON MAN,SHOW SOME FRICKIN URGENCY.I'M ALREADY DOING BAD ENOUGH FOR MY A-MATHS AND YOU TELL ME MY FRICKIN BOOK'S GONE.

KISS MY FRICKIN ASS,MAN !

So enough of that,f*ckin pissed about it already :#

So today announcement that Mr Zee was retiring..*sniffsniff* so PE that time I had this conversation with Mr Cheak

Me : eh cher,like all the teachers that teach me all retire de ley ( Mr Yong,that Literature one,remember ? And now Mr Zee )
Me : So 40 years later will you still be teaching anot ah,haha
Mr Cheak : Yeah,maybe..if 40 years later I still teaching you bring your children to me,I bash them up for you

Or that's how the conversation went,something like that,LOL.Well done Mr Cheak,bash my children up,imma be a bachelor,see what you gonna do about that ! ...
..Then again..eew..a 55 year old bachelor..Nah..i'm gonna get married..someday :p

Then went causewaypoint meet up with mum to eat lunch and buy groceries @ cold storage.
Then she went to Ausino or whatever it's spelt as to see those bedshit..uh..BEDSHEETS and some stuff,not interested,so I went to Comics Connection..and guess who I saw...
Fiona..no not secondary school that one,primary school that one,yes,THAT ONE.Woah..like so coincidental liddat,man,keep bumpin into her in random places :O

So yeah..that's about it I guess ? Guess I better be doing my bio & physics homework already,yes,homework in the post-exam period,awesome -.-

2010-05-17T18:17:00.002+08:00

So took back results today..
Biology: 51/70
Physics: 33/80 ( NOOOOOO !!!! Whole class only 10 people passed -.- )
Geography :40/50
A math : 89/180 ( NOOOOO !!!! Think i'll still pass however after adding the other components )
English : 69/100 before adding oral marks,or that's what I think

Not happy with my results though,gotta work harder (:

So here are some pictures anyways,can't think of anything to post today,damn creative juices.
Oh and thanks to Hazzry,Ruijie & TJ for that puzzle and thanks to Yuwen,YT,Sabrina,Nina,Xavier,Jeremy,Xueqi,Shahirah,Alfiah,Kwei Kgeng,Hazzry & Su Ran for that Everlast T-shirt~ Hopefully it lasts,Everlast never lasts,oh the irony ! And yeah,it fits me ( and my belly ) just fine,surprisingly :P Thanks to you guys anyway :D

So here's what the post gonna be about anyways :p ...

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2010-05-16T00:18:00.009+08:00

Heyooo~ So today's my birthday ! Imma another year older ! Which according to Sabrina i'm dying earlier,but her birthday is earlier than mine..so TAKE THAT YOU STINKIN POTATO ! So another thanks to those that wished me a happy birthday today ( and spammed my facebook wall/handphone calls & messages ),really appreciate it (:
And for those that did'nt wish me..PAY FOR YOUR SINS -throws some lightning bolt that I stole from Zues- And yes,I'M THE LIGHTNING THIEF ! Okay random,nevermind,stupid movie,get outta me head...head..head..hmmm..In my head,I see you all over me,In my head~~ AHH,DIE YOU JASON DERULO PERSON AND YOUR CATCHY SONGS,DIEEE,and P.s. Gimme your money when your dead :D

So today..Went Bishan Junction 8..Yeah,supposed to go to some Japanese restaurant buffet,but need to repair my phone,then the nearest shop was there -.- So went there,ate,Manhatten Fish Market baybeh~ Awesome food,stupid price.Okay maybe not that stupid after all,good food for 5 people at I think $105+ ? Then was supposed to watch Iron Man 2 or Ip Man 2 with parents,but the seats left were the front row ones -.- So did'nt watch,I mean,who the hell want to pay 10bucks & watch a movie while having to stare up for the whole duration of the show ? Not me,some other sucker who paid for it.

Then after that Tricia went to buy her DVD,Princess & The Frog,yeah,that Disney movie with that princess & that frickin frog,toad,whatever.Then after that went game shop,they were having this promotion which was too good to turn down :D 3 guitar hero games,aerosmith,van halan & 5+ 2 guitars for $199 and the other one was Band hero+band hero BEATLES ( I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND~ remember that ? )+1 guitar,drum & microphone,no,i'm not gonna sing,even if it's for a game lemme say that first.Also the same price,so I bought the Band Hero one,thanks to Hazzry's advice & 5mins of thinkin whether to spend $200 on 2 discs & 3 fake instruments,answer was pretty obvious : HECK YEAH

So I was lugging the huge box of the instruments like an idiot around Junction 8,and the game happened to be at the TOP FLOOR,and the carpark at the BOTTOM FLOOR.Thank you lifts/elevators :D Then went to Causeway Point,pierce ear~~ Left ear you dumbos,not right ear -.- My sister also go pierce,both sides,she was like 'Ouch',when they pierce,with that high voiced pitch,lol.So gotta leave the ear stick/stud/whatcha-ma-callit on my ear for I think a month ? I don't know,then take it out & buy some diamond ones :P Lol~ 'Someone' also owe me ear sticks/studs already,say 'your birthday right,I buy for you'.
Ahahaha :P So yeah,here I am writing this post that doesn't make sense,gotta go sleep now I guess.

Tomorrow's schedule ? Play basketball with Meng Hong I think,then Xbox360 chiong Gears Of War & Band Hero~ my first guinea pig..uh..friend to test the game out !

Side story~ 5 ways to get a girlfriend by SMOSH !! WOO !!

2010-05-13T22:32:00.013+08:00

Woo exams are over ! Like it's time to party until 2am like Lindsay Lohan ! Okay,maybe not the getting banned from the club,getting drunk & throwing up everywhere & not the doing drugs part of her.But other than that..IT'S PARTY TIME YOU FOOLS ! Or at least till we get back the results on Monday -.- So yeah,I tore up that damned exam schedule already,almost burned my books,then realised it was just the mid-year exam and if I burn my books now i'm screwed for all the following exams after that,So,scratch that idea,or rather,hold onto it till after O levels :D

So yesterday..somehow felt motivated to study,I said,felt,I did'nt do it.It's like I get that motivation to study when the frickin exams are OVER -.- Cos to me,it's like,exam period=damn stress,don't wanna study
after exam=free like bird ( I know my analogy sucks ),so motivated to study.

Luckily I did'nt do it,would've died.So went downstairs my house played basketball,for like 2hours,all by myself -.- Then suddenly near to the court got some skaters,about my age I think they like smoking or whatever,I don't care.
Then suddenly police come,LOL.Then they were checkin their bags & askin them questions I was like looking & laughing,somehow I managed to laugh,yeah retarded I know.Then 1 of the guys saw me looking & stare at me,so I continue with my b-ball,lol.Later they come whack my ass.

Then went home,showered,on air-con in my room,lie on bed..and play Xbox :D NBA 2k10 baybeh.Orlando Magic vs. Cleveland Cavaliers,Dwight Howard with 9 blocks,12 rebounds and 24 points baybeh ! :P
Then today,stay at home,slack,watch TV,slack some more,watch more TV,oh god,that's the life :P

So tomorrow gonna go Safra.Pool,k,maybe imma not gonna play pool,just watch,then Hazzry's birthday I think,so yeah,that's probably gonna be my day I guess.Imma dread this coming Monday more than any other Monday I ever dreaded before,man,imma say that first.

So gonna end this post with a song intro~ ...Wait,since when have I done that..never mind..Wilson's changing,Wilson's appearance changed,Wilson evolved into ____ ! K nevermind,Stupid Pokemon influence my pure mind.
Here's the song anyways,enjoy :P

We all build walls around our hearts,but they're not to keep others out,it's just to see who loves us enough to break the walls down.But the question is : WHO will break them down ?

2010-05-07T22:35:00.005+08:00

Ohh Mahhh Gawwwddd I never thought I love country music this much but Rascal Flatts are just AWESOME ! They're songs are sad though,but the lyrics are damn sentimental,I like~ Especially this song

I can hear the truck tires coming up the gravel road
And it's not like her to drive that slow, nothing's on the radio
Footsteps on the front porch, I hear my doorbell
She usually comes right in, now I can tell

Here comes goodbye
Here comes the last time
Here comes the start of every sleepless night
The first of every tear I'm gonna cry

Here comes the pain
Here comes me wishing things had never changed
And she was right here in my arms tonight
But here comes goodbye

I can hear her say "I love you" like it was yesterday
And I can see it written on her face that she had never felt this way
One day I thought I'd see her with her daddy by her side
And violins would play Here Comes The Bride

But here comes goodbye
Here comes the last time
Here comes the start of every sleepless night
The first of every tear I'm gonna cry

Here comes the pain
Here comes me wishing things had never changed
And she was right here in my arms tonight
But here comes goodbye

Why's it have to go from good to gone?
Before the lights turn on
Yeah, and you're left alone
Oh! But here comes goodbye! Oh!

Here comes goodbye
Here comes the last time
Here comes the start of every sleepless night
The first of every tear I'm gonna cry

Here comes the pain
Here comes me wishing things had never changed
And she was right here in my arms tonight
But here comes goodbye, ooh

Oh,and dude,if you think you're helping,please stop,you're only making it worse,don't think what you do is always right okay.Cos,YOU ARE SO FRICKIN WRONG.So please,if you really have the intention of helping,which I doubt you do,you would stop doing what you're doing already & just get the f*ck outta my life

2010-05-07T15:46:00.006+08:00

I'm sorry for irritating you
I'm sorry being selfish with my emotions
I'm sorry for talking to you,even though you did'nt want to
I'm sorry for thinking too much into it
I'm sorry for giving you stress
I'm sorry for thinking that I was trying to make things better,but only making it worse
I'm sorry for the constant pestering
I'm sorry for not understanding how you felt
I'm sorry for not putting myself in your shoes for a chance,knowing what you've been through
I'm sorry for adding onto your problems
I'm sorry for not thinking about what consequences my actions would result in
I'm sorry for thinking too much into it
I'm just really sorry

2010-05-06T20:33:00.005+08:00

We're halfway through the exams baybeh ! We can make it,i'm sure of it ! But if we make it ALIVE however,I can't confirm that :D So yeah,so far..this Mid-year exam was one of the worst ones ever,okay who the heck am I kidding,since when were exams good ? But seriously,this one sucks,especially E-math,Physics & A-maths.kiss mah ass you damn subjects.
So there was geography & biology paper today,found one of the last questions in section C,you know,those that you only have to choose 2 outta the 3 given,yeah that one you boob.

There was this question : Imagine you are a carbon dioxide molecule,describe what you go through when you are in the atmosphere all the way till you are absorbed by the plant. ( 7 marks )

Or at least that's how I remembered it.And no,I wasn't that stupid to do it,cos well,I totally blanked out when I saw that question :P What the hell was I gonna write anyways ?
I am a carbon dioxide molecule,if people breathe me in they will die,YES GO TO HELL YOU HUMANS ! Plants need me,they can't survive without me,yes i'm frickin important you idiot.And finally,i'm part of that whatcha call-it gaseous exchange that takes place in the stomata of the leaf & part of that respiration & photosynthesis processes,YEAH BAYBEH I ROCK.

COMFIRM full marks :D

So yesterday's Social Studies was AWESOME ! Why ? Cos I totally did'nt study & just read through the notes/textboo the night before and guess what ? ALL THE STUFF THAT I READ CAME OUT IN THE EXAMS & THANKFULLY I REMEMBERED THEM.AHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! I'm like so frickin lucky,then when I saw the SEQ I was like going 'hahahaha,I rock' :P
Also did'nt use any stuff that Mr Zee taught for the like,past 5 months,instead I used what Ms Zhang taught in History lesson last year,like the format for the SBQ & SEQ stuff.THANK YOU MS ZHANG I LOVE YOU -throws bouquets of red roses-
Okay too exxagerating already ;p

Ohyeah,Justin Bieber influencing me too,DAMN YOU GAY-FAG.This song is kinda nice,I said KINDA.And yeah,I closed my eyes while listening to the whole song,yeah,I listened to the whole song and SURVIVED

To end this post..Who wanna go watch movie with me ? I wanna watch~
1.Ip Man 2
2.Iron Man 2
3.The Last Song

Yeah baybeh,30 bucks gone for 3 movies :p

2010-05-03T17:10:00.002+08:00

Hey people,first things first..WHO THE HELL IS VISITING MY BLOG !? The last time I checked was on the 29 of April & there was only 464 hits on the uh..hit counter,now it's only the 3rd of May,like 5 days away and there's already 585 hits !?!? What the heck !?
Okay whatever,as long as the people that come here are'nt dirty old men who watch porn or even worse,Barney the purple pedophile dinosaur,pedo-saur ! Yeah I made that word up,copy it without my permission & face dire consequences,by that I meant eating veggies.Yeah,I cant imagine..the horror !

So yeah..I moved house already by the way,moved to Woodlands BLK 881,yeah,the floor ? Go figure out yourselves,and no,you can't stalk me dirty old men -girls scream- Then got a basketball court downstairs,woohoo~

So what else,yeah,my internet's back already,if you're wondering why I wasn't online the past few days,NOO,I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU YOU DIRTY OLD UNCLE,GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE & GO WATCH YOUR FRICKIN PORN.

K back to story,wait it is a story ? Ah what the heck you get the idea.So tomorrow's the big day ! No,nobody's getting married you dumbass,tomorrow's the day where there' E-math paper 2 and Physics ! Yeah,I know right,of all the subject combinations these 2 HAVE to be on the same frickin day.

And on Wednesday there's A-math paper 2 AND Social Studies,I mean,WHO THE HELL COMES UP WITH THESE SUBJECT COMBINATIONS !?

2010-04-30T15:14:00.002+08:00

'Are you prepared for the exams ?'
'No,but i'm prepared for the day when Earth falls into a black hole & everybody dies.'

Sometimes it only seems that the way of dealing with stress from the exams is through sarcasm,does'nt it

2010-04-29T16:00:00.006+08:00

Holy crap,Mid-year exams start tomorrow..Damn.Feeling damn stressed man,cos like Mr Yong he said if this mid-year exam you happen to fail e maths,there's a chance that you might have to drop a subject at the end of the year,which in my case is either A maths or physics.Or to avoid that,I need to get an A1 in A maths so there's a chance that I would'nt have to drop a subject,which is like,me getting an A1 for A maths ? I got a better chance of striking the lottery.
Okay,say that I got no confidence in myself whatsoever,but really,that's the case right now,don't know why the hell i'm this stressed now,even though i've been through like frickin loads of exams before.Maybe it's the fact that O levels are just a year away ? Can't seem to really understand physics too.I mean physics is fun all but some if the topics I really can't seem to understand,like the topic on light & some parts of the Dynamics like those resultant forces.Anybody can offer to teach me ? Yeah,I know,Wilson asking people for help in education,you can see how freaked out about the exams I am already right.

And the other subject,A-MATHS.Damn it..Mr Tan is the 'best' teacher ever,man.Notice the ' ' ? Yeah,you get the idea.I frickin don't understand Logarithms,I mean,who the hell even came up with it ? That person should totally be kicked in the balls,if he's a guy.If the person's a girl then uh..well,i'm not gonna say anything,you guys think about what to kick yourselves

And finally,social studies -.- it really outta be kicked in the nuts.Why is there even an exam on it,and the questions are all essay like questions ? It's really just like,simple common sense,why do we still even have to memorise all the facts like how to improve the traffic control of our country ? You wanna improve it ? Just frickin limit the number of cars on the road or at least ask everybody to take public transport the minimize the congestion,problem solved.

Gah,Singapore's education system sucks,it's all about,well,education,like education plays a major part in everything,if your lacking behind in your studies than you're gonna lose out to the others around you.I told my friends in America that I was taking 7 subjects,which is like quite little already compared to others who tale more than 8.One said that takin 7 was already crazy enough,and he thought that he had it tough,and FYI,the subjects that he is taking are : Calculus,English,and 4 others if I can remember correctly.

So yeah,gotta end this post now,gotta go study,English & chinese paper 1 tomorrow,compositions -.- Aw man,guess I gotta just try my best and whatever happens,happens I guess

2010-04-28T17:48:00.003+08:00

I.LOVE.THIS.SONG :D And no,A guy listening to a song sung by a woman isn't gay,Justin Bieber,THAT'S called gay :P
Listen to the lyrics,awesome right

2010-04-25T18:51:00.002+08:00

You put your left/right hand/leg in,
You put your left/right hand/leg out,
You put your left/right hand/leg in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey,
And you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.
...
Wait..
WHAT THE HELL IS IT REALLY ALL ABOUT !?!?

2010-04-25T07:50:00.002+08:00

LOL,they should totally make a movie outta it

ONION RINGS ARE FRICKIN CURSED

Haha,youtube said if you did'nt watch the above video of the cursed onion ring you'll be cursed in this video,so uh..WATCH IT,DO NOT INFURIATE THE WRATH OF THE YOUTUBE GODS

2010-04-24T22:30:00.010+08:00

Exams starting this Friday,Chinese & English paper,and it's a composition at that,holy crap.Hate this period of time before the exams,where you feel like you must lock yourself in the room and revise like those aunties when the Great Singapore Sale comes,okay,not a very good analogy,uh..whatever,just revise like mad was what I meant.Or at least,that's what I've been doing the past few days & weeks.Yes,Wilson studied,and yes,he did it continuously for at least like,3hrs.Yeah,the Earth's gonna collapse & fall into a black hole because of that and everyone's gonna lose their frickin lives,blahblahblahyadayadayada,I get the idea.So yeah..the rest of the post's gonna be interesting,I hope

Yeah,kinda stressed out too now,studying and other problems,damn,I need a hug..

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And no,I don't want just anybody for a hug,I..
Want..
--->

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Sometimes I feel pissed too,stupid emotions,sometimes they make me feel so angry that

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To cheer oneself up we sometimes also resort to reading books,hoping to find interest in them.But they just usually end up like this

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Pictures are nice as even though the people in them CHANGE,the pictures won't CHANGE

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But friends will always stick with you through thick or thin,but sometimes,things can get overboard..and they might just 'fall' for you

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But friends are everywhere to be found,strangers are friends just waiting to happen

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But even if you don't have any friends,don't be sad,grandma will always be there for you

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But please,remember what mommy told you,don't make friends with suspicious people,they might just be perverts

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And when all else fails and you're really depressed for friends,make people become your friends,if needed,use force

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2010-04-23T15:08:00.003+08:00

Woo it's Friday~ Butt dance ! (_|_) (_\_) (_/_) (_|_)
K never mind,that looked wrong,so wrong.So next Friday's exams are starting already,am I prepared ? Think I am,don't know,studying right now.Yeah you think i'm lying don't you cos imma writing this post now,yeah,tell you a secret,I can multi-task.Shhhh,nobody must know.

THe hit counter on my blog has well,quite alot of hits too already.218 hits already sine I put it last week.And my tagboard doesn't seem to have alot of people tagging so I conclude with 3 possibilities.
1.I've got alof of stalkers
2.People like to read my blog posts,but never tag
3.HOLY F*CK !!! DIRTY,PERVERTED 60 YEAR OLD UNCLES ARE STALKING ME ! XD
So uh...
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So parents not at home now,guess who else is in my house with me ? Megan Fox ? Tyra Banks ? Ashley Tisdale ? NAH,I WISH.
I'M.WITH.TRICIA.Yes my little sister,Ohh mahh gawwddd,nightmare~

So yeah,damned Mid-year-exams,the bloody MOE's sadistic way of laughing at students sufferings.What else was I gonna write about,uh..never mind..maybe i'll continue tonight,if inspiration hits me,and by that I don't mean BANG->Go hospital's A & E ( accident & emergency )->Gets an operation->JIPABOOM->Dies->RIP
no,not that bang.

2010-04-19T21:15:00.010+08:00

Yes,I put Justin Bieber's photo FIRST on PURPOSE :P I love Smosh :P

www.smoshpit.com

2010-04-18T18:43:00.001+08:00

Somehow I don't wanna go to Japan anymore..

HOLY CRAP AT THIS

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Daddy's a naughty boy,he got nude girls on him computer

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Taking Christianity to a whole new level

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I like how they think

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Awesome

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Come on,you know what the 'fudge' actually means right,don't act innocent with me :P

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Sesame street has changed so much..

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MARLEY~~~

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2010-04-16T22:09:00.011+08:00

Hey boobs,as you might have noticed I just put a hit counter on my blog,not as in real hits like JIPABOOM that kinda hit but more like people visit my blog those kinda hit counter,geddit ? Haha,i'm talking to you like you're a retard :P So yeah,I can see how many stalke..uh..people visit my blog from this day,Saturday the 17th of April onwards ! -Epic music plays-

And guess what yours truly is doing right now,A maths tuition work..Holy crap.And guess what's more horrifying,I stayed up till 10pm+ to complete,okay not complete,my A-maths work,so imma uh..completing it now,Ohhh Maahhhh Gaawwwdd..Wilson doing homework into the late hours of the night & early in the morning !? Something's seriously wrong with me,really wrong,really really wrong,like me enjoying eating veggies THAT kinda wrong,holy cow.

Body still aching somehow,damn,should train more already :X Probably gonna retake NAPFA next term again I guess,cos well,let's face it,more than 45 sit-ups back in sec 1 & only 33 sit-ups now,COME ON MAN,THAT SUCKED !

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Think imma getting sick too,dammit,why do I always get sick on Fridays/Saturdays/Sundays but not on FRICKIN MONDAYS.Somethine or someone must hate me.
Had blocked nose since yesterday,then woke up today,climbed outta my bed & voila ! Nose bled -.- WTF
I like,ran to the toilet to blow it out,only with more blood coming out,yeah..real geniuty Wilson -.-
So then my pops ( my father you frickin idiot ) asked me wrap ice in a towel then put it on my nose,supposedly suppose to like help cool it down or whatever,and it works ! WOAH,WOW,WAA,OMG,OMFG,okay who am I kidding,I've been using this method when my nose bled since I was a frickin child,Okay I still am one,technically,whatever,who cares.

So yeah..damn nose bleeds,and there was'nt even a hot girl that caused the bleeding,noooo! :P

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Finally wanna post this video,music video,quite old song,What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts

Yeah,that song,was just listening to it again yesterday,love the lyrics,frickin love it

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok
But that's not what gets me

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin' to do

It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' It
It's hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed, livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do

Not seeing that loving you
That's what I was trying to do
Ooohhh....

2010-04-15T21:24:00.002+08:00

I'm not afraid of heights, i'm afraid of falling,i'm not afraid of swimming,i'm afraid of drowning,i'm not afraid of loving,i'm afraid of not being loved back..

2010-04-14T19:39:00.003+08:00

Heeeyyyy,you might have noticed I changed the tagboard,you didn't notice ? Gosh you're retarded :P So yeah,reason I changed it is cos,well,I think blogger hates me,it suddenly said some crappy stuff or whatever shit,so yeah,to put it simply,it hates me & wants me to change to a new tagboard.So yeah,let's see who will be the first suc..uh..kind-hearted soul to tag at my new tagboard,the reward will be this picture below

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WANTED,$10000 REWARD,okay that doesn't make sense,ah what the heck.So yeah,STOP MAKING FUN OF HER !! So just had basketball training today,holy crap,Mr Lee & Mr Lai they're like,pro,man.First We got like half-court shooting contest,then Rui Kun FIRST try go in already -.- WTF.Then Mr Lai I think he second or third try made the shot,Holy cow.Then play match,Mr Lee's jump shot damn shuai :P BUt also damn zhun,ehehe.And and and,I made shitload of 3-pointers today ! Woots.Okay still no use,match 1 also never in T.T
Then now tired like shit already,tomorrow.Got.NAPFA.
HOLY CRAP !!!!! Think I gonna fail my standing broadjump -.- Ask me jump high,can.Jump FAR,canNOT -.- -.- -.- Die~ What the heck,only 1 item only :P
So yeah,off to do Social Studies already,F*CK structured essay questions -.-

2010-04-13T16:20:00.001+08:00

MOO MEANS MOO !

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2010-04-10T21:52:00.010+08:00

Hey stalkers,i'm fine thanks for checking.Today's tuition was,woah,man.First saw Victor at Timezone,yeah location fail blahblahblah whatever.Then holy crap.Go the tuition center the front counter pay the fees that time ( AHH THE HORROR ! ) saw Fiona,and I don't mean my secondary school that one,the Fiona from my PRIMARY school,THAT Fiona.Her tuition some more is the same day & start & end at the same time as mine,but hers is English,mine is A maths O.o
Then my class start already cos the class the door was open,then heard someone call my name,then it turned out to be that 3E2 the Sherwyne,then she ALSO take English,same class with Fiona & take E maths,which the teacher is my A math teacher O.o
This proves 1 thing and only 1 thing,SINGAPORE IS SO SO SOOO FRICKING SMALL,like so frickin small like uh..smaller than uh..uh..a full stop ? Okay nevermind,my analogy sucks,I know,not the first time it happened.So downloaded couple songs too,In My Head by Jason Durelo is AWESOME.Like his performance on American Idol,woah woah woah :D

Awesome stuff right.Come on it's awesome,admit it.Okay you need convincing..or maybe some bribing..uh..come here little boy/girl,uncle got sweet for you :P

So did some homework just now,A maths,yes Wilson did homework,then Sabrina will go 'WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO WILSON,YOU KILLED HIM ? YESSAH !' at this point about now.So yeah,think I understand the factor theorem,I said 'THINK I UNDERSTAND'.So yeah,Wilson Ling 'understands' ONE topic of all the ones that are taught so far,okay maybe not the word taught,my teacher doesn't even teach.He just comes in and gives us worksheets to do without even going through them.Might as well just buy assesment books -.- Damn you Mr Tan :X

So yeah..that's about it I guess,don't know what other stuff to post nowadays,like nothing's happening so far,this sucks man -.-
So when all else fails,post videos/pictures and use them as an excuse cos you can't think of something to post about :P

This is to all left handed people out there ! :P

For those who don't know,come on I know you do,crotch=*ahemahem*.*ahemahem*=uh..

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A normal storyteller starts with 'Once upon a time'.
A sarcastic storyteller starts with 'HOLY CRAP YOU AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT !'

2010-04-08T17:59:00.001+08:00

Hey dudes,remember my previous post about the 16 stuff that GIRLS don't realise about GUYS ? Well,the girls are plotting their frickin revenge ! I found some stuff that says 20 stuff GUYS don't realise about GIRLS'.And yes,the girls got 4 more points than us guys..So..WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO US !?!?!?!?

Anyways here are the points though :P

20 things guys don't realise about girls
1) we love reciving random texts from you, it lets us know your thinking of us.

2)no we dont find sweet and sensitive guys gay, we find it adorable

3)dont send us mixed signals, it makes us confused and we often get upset and think we have done something wrong

4)dont treat us like a peice of meat or ignore us. it makes us think you dont like us or all you want us for is sex!

5) we love it when guys cry. not the fact there upset just that they are showing they are a real man.

6) we love to have one of your t shirts or something with your scent on it, it drives us crazy thinking about you.

7)anniversaries might not seem like a big deal to you, but they are to us. Even if we say we don’t want something we want something. It isn’t the “thing” we care about,it is the fact that you are thinking about us. So think about us, dammit!

8)the way that you look at us says it all.
kiss us softly for the first time. it shows that you really do feel passionate about us.

9)If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.

10)We think about you ALL the time.

11)We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

12)Do not start with us. You will not win!

13)We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

14)Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.

15)Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

16)Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

17)Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you out! we know these things... we aint stupid!

18) Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

19) the amount of kisses in a text or msn really do matter to a girl!

20)You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it god dammitt!! and why do u always leave the seat up.... WHY! -.-

2010-04-02T22:36:00.015+08:00

Yo boobies ! K never mind,sounded wrong.So uh..yo boobs ! Still sounds wrong ? Yeah kinda does,what the heck.So today's Good Friday ! Yeah ! -Sarcastic cheering-
So tomorrow's Saturday=tuition=1 & a half hours of A-MATHS !! AHH THE HORROR ! It's almost as scary as eating bitter gourds ! Come on man,those veggies are freaky,who the hell enjoys eating bitter veggies !?

So was packing my stuff just now,my room was like,worse than the aftermath of a rave party ? Don't know what that is ? Go find out yourselves,yes it might involve reading,you've been warned.

So I found alot of frickin stuff I thought I lost man,here are like,some of them. O.o

Primary school sports day medals,only got 3,and 2 of them are bronze,the other silver,no gold T.T

Yes I found my gameboy color which I got when I was like,frickin 6yrs old ( woah,nowadays I like keep using 'frickin' man ) And and and..it's SPOILT,NOOOOOO ! Bloody thing can't turn on -.-
Picture pretty much explains everything I guess,LOL
1906 American penny ( 1cent ) engraved into a necklace,it's like a frickin 104 years old now O.o
Mah Chris Mullin jerseys ! :p Saw the exact same jersey on ebay awhile ago,they were selling for $49.99.And I got mine for only US$29.99,Muahahaha sucker who sold it to me :p

Some stuff I got from my bird'day last year,lol.Card from Nina,Disney pen from Sabrina & card & dog from Xueqi,thanks man,uh..women ? Never mind,you get the idea

New Orleans Saints NFL hat & University Of Washington,Washington Huskies basketball team hat :D

Lookin back at all those stuff I found really brought back memories man,like stuff from sec 1 & 2,primary school & even my kindergarten stuff,yeah,I found my kindergarten class photos squashed under my clothes -.- Way to go,what a nice place to keep memories -SARCASM-
Really miss those times alot man,alot of laughter/crying/anger/'put feeling here'.

'We all have our time machines. Some take us back, they're called memories. Some take us forward, they're called dreams.'
- Jeremy Irons

So yeah..this post's about it I guess.Sorry guys,don't know what other stuff I could post today,creative juices not flowing I guess,must be dammed up somewhere.So here's a picture that you all sadists might get a kick out of..

( yes,that fat ass WAS ( W-A-S) me back when I was 10,I think )

2010-03-30T18:01:00.001+08:00

What hurts more ? Staying & getting hurt,or walking away & enduring the pain of trying to leave those memories behind..

2010-03-27T22:13:00.003+08:00

Got this off a facebook group,the points are so damn true,man.The person that made this group must be b frickin genius :P

16 things that girls DON'T realise about guys :D

1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but
before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about

2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they
loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer
then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you

3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :

4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to

5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are
thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll
obsess about it trying to figure it out

6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice

7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!

9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use
beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a
whole heck of a lot.

10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl,
he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next
time he spends time with you

11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something

12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day

13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it

14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them

15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE

16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

2010-03-27T18:05:00.002+08:00

Suddenly I love Legos all over again

I'm only 2 feet tall & my eyes are like ping-pong balls !

NICE SONG :P

2010-03-24T20:31:00.008+08:00

Yo boobs,it's Thursday tomorrow,yay ! -Sarcastic cheering-
So today had PE test -.- Did'nt study,last minute go school in the morning borrow the notes from Feliza then just glance through for like,5 mins only.Then the test come already..MCQ was like bloody easy,but last part must label the part of the courts,think I'll fail that part,ah what the heck.So after tomorrow's Friday,Woo ! -more sarcastic cheering-
Somehow I don't enjoy school nowadays,when did I even enjoy it,lol.Just feel like staying at home now,boredom taking over I guess,crap.You will NOT take over my body ! -epic fight between light & darkness ensues-
..Shit,I've been watching too many sci-fi movies already...
Chatted with Renee on facebook just now.Did'nt chat with her for like,so long already,said she was getting ready for school.5am+ on today there,in USA you dumbo.She said she will probably enjoy school.Ohh-mahh-gaawwdd..How does she do that !?!? Being able to enjoy school !?!?

Suddenly feel like going to the movies all of a sudden,wanna watch
1.Clash Of The Titans
2.Dairy Of A Wimpy Kid
3.uh... ( wait,is that even a movie )
4.Alice In Wonderland ?
Probably not 4,heard the ratings are'nt that good,from critics & friends alike,but yeah,what the heck.
Then now searching for Pokemon movies to download for my psp,ohh my childhood,return to me~ Oh wait,you never left eh,thank you immaturity.And..awesome~ I found the download for Alice In Wonderland & Sherlock Holmes movie and and and..PERCY JACKSON & THE LIGHTNING THIEF~ AHAHAHAHA ! :p
Adios suckers,lazy to write more stuff already,probably will do so on Saturday again,come on it's a weekend. -Sarcastic cheering !...again -.- -
And to end this post..something awesome about mother fucke..OH SORRY,I meant..
MOTHER NATURE !WAZZUPPP !!!!!

Holy crap.I think I've found some of my KINDERGARTEN friends on facebook..Woah

2010-03-19T23:27:00.005+08:00

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Okay it's a Saturday today,don't seem to be enjoying it much,cos why ? School reopens after tomorrow you douchebag,THE HORROR !! It's almost worse than Sabrina's nagging ! So hope I enjoy this Saturday,man.
-Tries to enjoy,tries to enjoy,tries to enjoy-
CRAP ! DIFFUSION DOES'NT WORK ! F*CK SCIENCE ! :P

So later's tuition will be long,really long,like 3hrs that long.OH-AM-GEE.Cos next week Mr Wan can't come tuition,cos he going wedding -.- So later extend till 3hrs -.- OMG,3hrs of A-maths ! The horror ! Then think I've also not done my tuition homework yet :P Probably gonna do it later after this update.Oh mah gawd,Wilson doing tuition homework without supervision,is that even possible !?!? We shall find out soon enough..to be continued -epic music plays-

Then tomorrow getting my haircut,yeah I know,the horror ! Almost worse as Sabrina's nagging again ! ( thankyou selfish anology :P haha joking only la Sabrina,don't nag me to death okay ? I'll let potatoes rule the world for 1 day,how bout that,good deal right,okay done )
So let's continue with this post ! Uh..what the heck should I post now..uhh..okay um...

It's raining now,my air-con's still on..BOOYAH ! I love it when it rains & your air-con is at 18degrees celsius :D
I love touching everything on my table & rubbing them on my face now,it's so damn cold :P And no,don't think dirty you lil perverts out there,there ain't any stuff on my table that can get you excited which i'm rubbing against my face right now.Then at this point 3/4,or at least half of the people reading this post will be going 'AW MAN,THIS GUY SUCKS,AND I THOUGHT HE HAD THOSE STUFF ON HIS TABLE,tsktsktsk'.
Following that they'll shut down their computers,walk to their balconys,then open the window & jump down saying 'THAT GUY SUCKS !'
Woo,sarcasm FTW
...
Watching alot of MTV teen cribs on well.MTV nowadays,everybody 6.30pm on weekdays,you don't have cable tv you say ? Aww too bad :P hehe
And their houses are seriously fricking huge man,the standard size for like their living room alone can be larger than my whole damn house.Damn them rich bastards :P

Should I end here,yeah I should,before this post gets..nn..a..ggy.naggygyf..naghgggtyy...NAGGY ! AHH THE HORROR !!!

Let's end with pictures..yes pictures.Then 3yr old children over the world will be going 'OHH~~ AHHH~~~ WOOOO~~ WAA~~~,then 1 bloody smartass will be shouting 'SHOW THE F*CKING PICTURES YOU ARSEHOLE !'...3yr olds..they scare the crap outta me nowadays.

LOL !

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2010-03-16T19:05:00.002+08:00

Yes I know this is like a frickin old song.Well,just look at the video quality.But it's awesome~ I find the lyrics very nice,meaningful or whatever word you guys call it,it's just nice to listen to (:
( Ya might wanna turn up the volume,cos well,you know when 1 thing sucks,the other will suck too.In this case,video quality sucks=volume sucks too.Big time -.-

And of course,the all important lyrics ! Sing if you want,I don't care,at most the windows in your house will go *JIPABOOM* ( woops,wrong sound effect..ah what the heck ).Not that it's my problem anyways :P

Collin Raye-Love Me
I read a note my Grandma wrote back in 1923
Grandpa kept it in his coat, and he showed it once to me
He said, "Boy, you might not understand, but a long, long time ago,
Grandma's daddy didn't like me none, but I love your Grandma so.

We had this crazy plan to meet and run away together
Get married in the first town we came to and live forever
But nailed to the tree where we were supposed to meet instead
I found this letter, and this is what it said :

"If you get there before I do
Don't give up on me
I'll meet you when my chores are through
I don't know how long I'll be

But I'm not gonna let you down
Darling wait and see
And between now and then
Til I see you again

I'll be loving you
Love, Me."

I read those words just hours before my Grandma passed away
In the doorway of the church where me and Grandpa stopped to pray
I know I've never seen him cry in all my fifteen years
But as he said these words to her, his eyes fill up with tears

"If you get there before I do
Don't give up on me
I'll meet you when my chores are through
I don't know how long I'll be

But I'm not gonna let you down
Darling wait and see
And between now and then
Til I see you again

I'll be loving you
Love, Me."

2010-03-15T20:13:00.000+08:00

Ice cream..Me want me ice cream..gimme me ice cream..I SAID GIMME

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2010-03-15T16:55:00.003+08:00

LOL my coach for the basketball camp is a member from the Singapore Slingers,ya know our country's national basketball team,cool~ And and and he's like my height only & he can dunk on the basketball hoop in SBC,which is like damn high -.- I can only touch the board -.- Crap.Grow taller Wilson,grow taller you mudaf*cka ! Lol I watch too much Peter Chao videos already.And if you dunno who Peter Chao is..then oh my god,you seriously have no life :P For your best interest imma posting some Peter Chao videos here,and yes it's good for your health & no there are no calories in it.
And yes,THAT IS HIS REAL MUTHA..er..I mean..MOTHER

Justin Bieber fans not advised to watch this,you might experience severe headache,trauma,pregnancy or worse..develop flu from it..AHH THE HORROR

And Peter Chao hates Twilight..'Who the F*ck cares !?' :P

And of course,we can't forget Shawn Dawson can we ?
Shawn Dawson singing bad (B)romance FTW ! ( And yes I have this on my phone,in your face suckers ! :P )

Finally we also can't forget about Smosh,we can't ,that's a sin,it is ? Really it is a sin ? Really !?!? ...Nah it isn't :P

2010-03-14T20:49:00.001+08:00

AHAHAHAHA GIRLS GOT OWNED !

2010-03-14T09:00:00.002+08:00

Sometimes on the packaging of toilet-paper rolls they say that it is 100% recycled right.Anybody other than me stopped to think about it before ? 100% RECYCLED TOILET-PAPER.
Go Figure it out yourselves

2010-03-13T21:55:00.009+08:00

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Hey boobs,imma on the computer now,staring at the bloody screen typing whatever crap that comes into my mind.Well that explains alot,whatever.So woke up at 11.40am today,woke up & there was KFC breakfast on the table,Ah I love my pops.And by pops I mean father,not popcorn,go watch some American movies you fools.So went tuition later,today the room was like bloody hot,man,BLOODY HOT.Everyone was saying the room hot,then Yuki she keep saying the room cold -.- Her temperature perception skills fail :P So still on Logarithms -.- Then tuition was unexpectedly quiet,cos well.Keisha & Raghini were'nt here,they laugh like home theater system liddat.Can go 'JIPABOOM' that loud,the sound of a sonicboom compares nothing to that.Exaggeration ftw :P Then somemore keep sneezing like the whole day since yesterday night,then Doreen say is someone curse me -.- LOL.I go find that person,hunt him/her down then sell them to some bangala hiding in some dark alley in Geylang :P

Then after that met parents,Went Swensens makan :D Then went buy my school shoes,Cos well,my shoes tore already,ehehe,my toes got teeth :P
Then went toilet,hey A guy has gotta have toilet breaks right :P You pervert reading this post,I know you followed me into the toilet,you pervert,what else can I say,but uh..you pervert.

And AND AND I SAW MR ONG THIAM LYE,yes my school's discipline master & his son in the toilet.Yeah what a place to meet someone,especially the discipline master right,in the TOILET -.-
Then I was like washing my hands then I saw his reflection in the mirror.Then he waved to me,so I said 'hi' back.I know,I'm like so polite :P Then after that my father waiting outside he also saw my father then he also say 'hi' with my father,lol.

Then then then THEN OMG YOU KNOW WHAT I DID !?!? I.WENT.home.
lol :P

Ohya,anybody tried to play gears of war,ya know that damn fun but gory & violent & kinda scary xbox game ? OMG,You guys try playing that game..
1.At night
2.Lights off
3.Volume of the game is on quite loud
=SCARED THE HOLY SHIT OUTTA MY HOLY LEMON SCENTED ASS.Some more I play tht mission the game was during night time -.-
It's like 'woah..so quiet,can relax' Then outta the blue you hear screaming sounds & a Locust,the aliens in the game ( no not that insect locust you boob,Go play some games you should know ) will like suddenly jump outta nowhere & shoot you,whack you & well literally make your body parts fly everywhere with the blood coming out like from a free flow drink buffet.Anybody wanna try it with me next time ? Let's scare the shit outta ourselves ! :P

And I saw this video on youtube,The final boss battle.OMG It's like damn easy can,you just hide,shoot,hide,shoot,and shoot alot more then BADABOOM,you completed the game -.- Normal monsters is like you can take 30mins at least for some of them,final boss=less than 10 mins.And here's the video of it to prove it,AHAHA I GOT PROOF YOU SUCKERS IN YOUR FACES ! :P

Gears Of War 1 Final boss fight-Raam

Gears Of War 2 Final boss fight

Part where Lietenant Kim gets killed my Raam,poor Kim,getting like a bloody thick sword plunged through his body :P Ah what the heck,he was useless anyways :P :P :P ( Cutscene where Kim gets killed & ends with an intro of the berserker )

It's not difficult to kick the boss's balls,is the GETTING TO THE BOSS part that kicks YOUR balls.Aw man.

2010-03-13T06:13:00.002+08:00

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Woo~ School holidays start already,everybody wave your hands \0\ /0/ \0/ \0/
But only last for 1 week,then 3 days got basketball camp -.-
So my results were uh..okay..
English-66.5 (B3)
Chinese-61.8 (B4)
A-Math-66.0(B3) ( OMG I GOT A B,FRICKIN MIRACLE )
e-math-75.5(A1) ( OMG OMG OMG )
Physics-46.8 (D7) -.-
Chem/Bio-78.6 (A1)
Geo/social studies-65.8 (B3)

Not really my expectations -.- Gotta do better next time (:
So after that went home first then 2.45 meet uh..Xavier,Hazzry,TJ,Ying Yang,YT & Yuwen at yishun mrt,go orchard walk walk :P
Then supposed to go Orchard central but like nobody dunno how to do there or something liddat so in the end go Ion-orchard & Suntec City only -.-
Go there makan Mcdonalds,then Yuwen like keep waving to this malay woman who looked like last year my class the IT teacher,anybody remember Ms Lee ? I also found her familiar,but also thought wrong person cos when Yuwen wave that time she got like show those like 'who the hell are these weirdos waving at me while imma eating my mcdonalds' look on her face,lol.So then we eat finish already walk over to her there,call Ms Lee,then IT WAS HER.Thank god,later paiseh uh call the wrong person.Then she put her Iphone on the table I go play with it :P

Then go where ah..ohya,toysrus,spinworks,takashimaya ( I think ) & some more la,I lazy see the shop names de :P Then TJ,Ying Yang & Yuwen left at about 6+ cos they wanna go for the dance concert.So blahblahblahyadayadayada,go makan at Burger King for dinner,waited outside for like so long then found a table -.- Then went home,WORSE.Cos we went home at about 8pm+,so it's 8pm+ on a Friday where many people wanna go home quickly & shout to their superiors in the office 'BYE SUCKER SEE YOU IN ANOTHER 2 DAYS,KISS MY ASS'.
...Or maybe not the 'kiss my ass' part eh.So was like damn crowded,by damn crowded I mean uh..damn crowded.Something like great singapore sale,except there's nothing to buy & the aunties that usaully hoard those sales are people getting off work.Damn my anology is good :P
So yeah,that's about it I guess.Ohya I also bought a new pencil case from Wallet Shop~ Woo~ But it costs $11.95.Woo~ Imagine the horror of spending almost $12 on something that is supposed to be used in school for educational purposes,AHHHHHHH !!!!

Duct tape is like THE FORCE,it has a light side & a dark side,and it holds almost the whole frickin universe together
--Some anonymous guy who apparently has alot of time to think of such stuff that somehow makes sense who kinda sounds like me but is not really me...( Woah,damn that guy had a long name..'some..blahblahblah..not really me' ) :P

2010-03-10T20:54:00.001+08:00

If we go to school to learn,
And learning is knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power is corrupt.
Corruption is crime.
And crime does'nt pay,
then why the hell do we still go to school ?

2010-03-07T08:23:00.004+08:00

Sunday today,oh it rhymes,well sorta.Tomorrow's Monday already -.- Holy cow,F*ck Mondays.I should put it up on sale on EBay.

Monday:bloody day,stretches up to 24hrs,may cause uncontrollable pain/irritation if left unchecked,parental guidance is advised.Price not negotiable,however might consider if offered to trade his Monday with either a Saturday or Sunday.

Oh god i'm good,I should consider being a salesman :P So yeah..no more tests already ! Well at least for this term -.- But probably gonna ask Mr Elfie for a retest on the physics,no not me only,most of the clASS does.Cos he was'nt here on Friday where the test was administered to us,then we were supposed to have 35mins for the test,technically starting at about 10.25am & ending at 11 ( AM you fools,AM,AFTER MERIDIAN.Or whatever it stands for,can't remember ) but we started it like only 10.40,end at 11,so like got 20mins only -.- Then never do finish some of the questions,so gonna ask for retest.Hey this is a democratic country right,or said so by Simon Cowell..oh wait,he said that on American Idol,man.Nevermind,scratch whatever I just said.

Then school holidays are next week~ Woo~ But..only for a week -.-
Then I've got like E & A maths assignment & that basketball camp from Monday-Wednesday,Think it's gonna be from mornin to at least late afternoon,holy crap.

So yeah..pretty much sucks right now,probably Hong he's coming over my house later,gaming session,or something liddat.Gears Of War FTW.Or maybe gonna go play some basketball first,hmm..depends on the weather.It pretty much hates me nowadays,it's so bloody hot -.-

Then tuition's weirded out now,got 1 sec 4 girl join my class.Which is a sec 3 class,duh.Weird.
Then tuition was usual usual..blahblahblahyadayadayada

Hmm..tonight probably going out ? Mum's friend ? See the link ? Neither do I.lol.Maybe I should end here,think this post is getting naggy already ( Damn you Sabrina & your nagging influence )
Gotta go convert my movie for the psp now.The Spy Next Door starring Jackie Chan & Billy goa..oh sorry,I mean Billy Ray Cyrus :P

2010-03-06T21:56:00.001+08:00

Iron Man 2 trailer right here,right now baby.Think it shows on the 7th of May I think :D

2010-03-04T18:26:00.006+08:00

Hey fools,imma bored here,yes I mean bored as is B-O-R-E-D.So imma copy what Sabrina & Hazzry,or uh..POE-TAY-TOE & BITCH did and write some random facts/nonsense crap about themselves,or in my case,whatever that comes into my immature mind.So here goes..

-Uh..what do you write for the first point
-Uh..
-Uh..wonder if 'uh' is considered as a point
-Plumpkins rule the world you fools,eat my Halloween crap
-Ohya,Kobe Bryant rules too
-I hate hot weather
-Wearing the school's long pants to play basketball is irritating & freaking hot
-I jus realised i'm starting to get random now :D
-Imma eating chocolate ice cream & a kit-kat now,I LOVE YOU CHOCOLATE
-Same like what Hazzry said,Justin Bieber is gay,but 'Baby' & 'One Time' is nice
-I can't wait for justin Bieber's voice to break,then his singing career will be gone,gay bitch
-Oh wait,or maybe his voice broke already,huh,whatever
-I just realised that this is like a normal post,except everything is in point form,holy cow -.-
-I sometimes wonder who the hell is the person to walk up to a cow then say 'Hmm,I think imma squeeze those pink dangly things on its belly & drink whatever that comes outta it'
-American Idol is on now,girls performance,Casey James & Andrew Garcia got my vote for the guys part
-Imma finishing my ice cream already,NOOOOO,THE HORROR OF NO ICE CREAM
-Kit-Kat is gone too already,and it was the LAST one in the fridge,NOOOOO~~
-But I still have Toblerone :D Thankyou chocolate
-I hate supermarkets
-The casheirs are retards..'would you like a bag to put your groceries in ?' 'No,imma balance em' all on my head.DUH OF COURSE I WANT A BAG'
-I love the old auntie working at the McDonalds near my house,she'll go 'boy,your meal want UP-SAI ( up-size ) anot har ?'
-I love my sec 1 n 2 clASS
-But kindergarten is way better,drama only happened when someone stole your crayons
-And the hardest problems could be solved with 'eeny,meeny,miny,mo'
-No idea why I used up 2 blanks for writing about school
-The most important food group is not the fruits & veggies group,it's the cookies & ice cream group
-Yes I made that group up & yes it is the most important group to me,BOOYAH
-Should I stop ?
-I don't know,mum is cooking dinner now.Frying 'I-don't-know-what-stuff-it-is-but-I-just-put-it-in-my-mouth-and-eat-it' stuff
-Woah that's a long food name
-Maybe I should stop here
-Yes I should stop now
-Bye fools,and..
-Los Angeles Lakers rule !
-huh,that took another point eh,thought I was gonna end it already,oh wait,this took another point,ah whatever.Bye fools,period,full stop.

2010-03-03T17:10:00.003+08:00

Those cashiers at supermarkets are retards,man.
They'll ask you 'Would you like to have a bag to carry the stuff ?'
Next time you reply back 'No,I would rather balance all the groceries on my head'
-.-
DUH OF COURSE I WANT A BAG TO PUT THE STUFF IN

2010-02-28T05:40:00.002+08:00

see more My God, It's Full of Win!
Who knew saving a princess was so easy (:

Hey hey hey my dear stalkers out there,i'm back thanks for checking :P Guess you peop..uh..STALKERS,yes that's the word.You stalkers can say I have can't sleep already,cos well..LOOK AT THE FRICKIN TIME !!! It's 5.45am on a SUNDAY.Ah well,see if I can go back to sleep later.

So yesterday had tuition,as usual..Additional maths should just bloody remain ADDITIONAL,where the heck are we gonna apply what we learnt in school when we're older !? Finding X is only usefun is you're a pirate for pete's sake -.- So after tuition went home,makan,,then watch TV,Ah Hong messaged me ask me wanna go celebrate him bro's birthday anot,him mum treat,so I 6+ meet them go the restaurant.
Then I thought the restaurant was like those normal,you know,Swensens those kind of restaurants,but it's those like 8 or 10 course,freakin expensive restaurants that you expect to have during like you're wedding.I was like OMFG,then also got like 30+ of his relatives come,got aunt/uncle/cousin blahblahblah.Wasae then the food was OMFG BLOODY TASTY.Got abalone,shark fin ( the shark fin it's like a fricking WHOLE piece of the fin,poor shark that died,amen,you're fi will be put to good use in my stomach ) still got what..uh..ohya,chicken,fish,bird's nest,prawns & yu sheng & 1 more,can't remember.

Then after that eat finish already,was about 10+ liddat,then his father pay that time I snuck a look at the receipt.OMFG,the total price for the meal for the 30+ people was $2400++.OMFG OMFG OMFG,Can't believe they treat me to such expensive stuff.
Soo..Wilson shall be polite again and say 'thankyou' ( this might be unsuitable for people under the age of 999yrs old,or at least,those that think it's inpossible for me to be polite,look away now ) ...
THANK YOU FOR DA MEAL,man !! :D :D :D

And and and..Anybody wanna watch percy jackson & the lightning thief anot,cos I think it's gonna show finish already in a couple more weeks,hmm..kiss my lemon scented ass people who watched it without me :P hehe,totally kidding.kiss my APPLE scented ass :D Nah,i'm kidding again,or maybe i'm not..hmm...
Realised this post is kinda..okay what the heck,it's freakin wordy,if only I could write this long for my english compositions.Why I wonder.Ohya,IT'S COS THEY HAVE FIXED QUESTIONS THAT TOTALLY DON'T MAKE SENSE.Eg.Name 1 incident that you could'nt forget & keep feeling regret whenever you think about it.
Dude,you wanna do something like that,go confess your sins in church or something,not write them down in paper.Then when your essay about that personal life turns out real good,your teacher prints out copies for everyone to read about it,telling them it'll help you improve,when in actual fact they just want everyone else in clASS to know about your private life.
Okay where the hell am I going with these crap,arogance thinking FTW ? Nevermind,time to end this post before the police finds out about it & puts me on a no junk food diet ( randomness FTW ) So let's end with a picture shall we,yes we shall,whaddya mean we should'nt,this is my blog you boob,okay so we shall,and the immatureness begins...

see more My God, It's Full of Win!
or maybe fails cos there's only 1 picture.Hmm,upload more next time.So till then,SO LONG STALKERS,THANKS FOR WASTING TIME OF YOUR RETARDED LIVES READING THIS POST :P ehehe :P :P :P

2010-02-27T08:15:00.003+08:00

Hey fool,yes i'm updating & yes it's 8.16am in the morning on the Saturday,what the hell am I doing up so early..hmm...So I guess you've all been hungry for my posts right,you fans of mine,don't deny it,I know you are,it's because i'm actually a psychic.Shhhh,don't tell anyone.

So yesterday mostly did homework,by that I meant almost ALL of it,yes Wilson did homework,IT'S A FRICKIN MIRACLE,yeah whatever,cos I wanted to get through the weekend withOUT homework,who the hell in the word does ? Then did biology food review yesterday -.- Yes,FOOD REVIEW FOR BIOLOGY,Thought I abandoned all those crap already when I knew I did'nt take home econs this year,remember home econs,the subject where I broke the oven,yes,THAT home econs.So well,totally forgot everything already,like those nutrients crap,so when all else fails..GOOGLE bay-beh.

And and and...tuition later -.- Aw man feel like sleeping in today,then Some more start 20mins early cos last week Mr Wan ( WAN-TAN-MEE ! :P ) late -.- so gonna start at 1.40pm,end at 3.30pm.So yes my dear stalkers out there,you can come find me during those allocated time slots,stalkers without reservations will not,I repeat,will NOT be entertained & will be killed with a flamethrower or at least,Sabrina's nagging ( nag-asaurus ftw :P ) .

Also playing Gears Of War & Bioshock on xbox360 now,M18 games FTW.And no again,there's no perverted stuff,refer to the post on February 21 to see if you qualify for the ranks of 'pervert'.
Then few days ago played Gears Of War,fun & gory uh..fun.There's like this weapon,it's a gun,but there's also a chainsaw at the bottom,so you can literally saw the aliens into half,and the blood splatters all over the screen :D And yes,my 7yr old sister was watching every part of it.I'm like the best older brother everyone wished for,I set a perfect example,tomorrow imma teach her how to turn on & use a machine gun :D

2010-02-23T19:55:00.001+08:00

Listen.Download.Help (:

[Justin Bieber]
There comes a time
When we heed a certain call
[Nicole Scherzinger & Jennifer Hudson]
When the world must come together as one
[Jennifer Hudson]
There are people dying
[Jennifer Nettles]
And it’s time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all
[Josh Groban]
We can’t go on
Pretending day by day
[Tony Bennet]
that someone, somehow will soon make a change
[Mary J Blige]
We are all a part of
God’s great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need

[Chorus]
[Michael Jackson]
We are the world
We are the children
[Michael Jackson and Janet Jackson]
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Barbra Streisand]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Miley Cyrus]
Send them your heart
So they’ll know that someone cares
[Enrique Iglesias]
so their cries for help
will not be in vain
[Nicole Scherzinger]
We can’t let them suffer
no we cannot turn away
[Jamie Foxx]
Right now they need a helping hand
[Wyclef Jean]
Nou se mond la
We are the Children
[Adam Levine]
We are the ones who make a brighter day
so lets start giving
[Pink]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
[BeBe Winans]
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Michael Jackson]
When you’re down and out
There seems no hope at all
[Usher]
But if you just believe
There’s no way we can fall
[Celine Dion]
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change can only come
[Fergie]
When we stand together as one

[Chorus - All]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Nick Jonas]
Got to start giving
[All]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
[Toni Braxton]
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me
[Mary Mary]
We are the world
We are the children
[Tony Bennet]
Its for the children
[Isaac Slade]
We are the ones who make a brighter day
[Toni Braxton]
So lets start giving

[Lil Wayne]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Chorus - All]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Akon]
There’s a choice we’re making
We’re saving our own lives
It’s true we make a better day
Just you and me

[T-Pain]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let’s start giving
[Jamie Foxx imitating Ray Charles]
Choice were making
saving our own lives
It’s true we’ll make a better day
Just you and me

[Rapping - LL Cool J, Will-I-Am, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes, Swizz Beatz]
We all need somebody that we can lean on
when you wake up look around and see that your dreams gone
when the earth quakes we’ll help you make it through the storm
when the floor breaks a magic carpet to stand on
we are the World united by love so strong
when the radio isn’t on you can hear the songs
a guided light on the dark road your walking on
a sign post to find the dreams you thought was gone
someone to help you move the obstacles you stumbled on
someone to help you rebuild after the rubble’s gone
we are the World connected by a common bond
lyrics courtesy of www.killerhiphop.com
Love the whole planet sing it along
[Wyclef]
CABARETT

[Chorus - All]

[Kanye West]
Everyday citizens
everybody pitching in

[Singing - Children & Wyclef Jean]
Nou se mond la
nou se timoun yo

[Will-I-Am]
You and I
You and I
[Kanye West]
Uh, 12 days no water
whats your will to live?
[Will-I-Am]
we amplified the love we watching multiply
[Kanye West]
Feeling like the Worlds end
we can make the World win
[Will-I-Am]
Like Katrina, Africa, Indonesia
and now Haiti needs us, the need us, they need us

[Chorus - All]
[Wyclef Jean]
Ayiti, Ayiti, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Ayiti, Ayiti, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
Ayiti, Ayiti, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
lyrics courtesy of www.killerhiphop.com
[End]

2010-02-23T16:43:00.002+08:00

A fat guy walks into an ice cream shop and orders 5 large scoops of ice cream with a large drizzle of chocolate syrup & whipped cream on them.
Person scooping the ice cream asks him : Would you like a cherry on top of your ice cream ?
Man replies : Nah,i'm on a diet

2010-02-22T21:09:00.001+08:00

Ya know some people are really cute,they go into McDonalds,order a Big-Mac,then upsize their meals,then ask for a DIET-coke.

ROFL !!!

2010-02-21T21:18:00.002+08:00

Well done facebook,well done.Okay I did it who am I kidding :P

2010-02-21T16:07:00.001+08:00

Girls,can't live with them,can't live without them
-Luke Valenter

LOL !!!

2010-02-21T13:52:00.004+08:00

AHAHAHAHAHAH !!! The lion dance which was being held was FRICKIN IRRITATING & NOISY,MAN ! And guess what,It just rained,thank you rain ! Then also damn retarded,when the rain just started the people doing the lion dance were going 'HUAT AH'.LOL.Then now no noise already,woohoo~ KISS MY LEMON SCENTED ASS,LION DANCE ! So uh..I'm at home alone now,and OMFG,I'm doing revision,and by that I don't mean gaming,I meant..s..ssttuu.ssstutuuuddyy...STUDYING !!! HOLY CRAP ! WILSON LING JING YANG IS STUDYING,EVEN WHEN NOBODY IS AROUND TO SUPERVISE HIM.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU !!!!! NOOOOO !!!!!
I haven't even ransacked the fridge yet,haven't even touched my xbox/psp/ps2 yet,but i'm studying.HOLY COW !

I.NEED.THERAPHY.NOW.

So yesterday had tuition,Mr Wan came 20mins late -.- So next week lesson will start 20mins earlier,then the 3 weeks after that will be extended by 30mins to make up for the lesson missed as a result of CNY -.-

And..And..And..I WANNA WATCH PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF.ASAP !
If only I were'nt this busy,man -.- So probably gonna go watch with Doreen,just need to find a day that we both are free then can go watch.And no,before you say anything,there's NOTHING wrong with a guy friend & girl friend going to watch a movie together.I know some of you people are going to say that,right,yes I know,i'm actually a psychic :P So yeah,I repeat,there's nothing wrong,so don't go gossiping or whatever crap you guys are planning to do,cos I.WILL.HUNT.YOU.DOWN.MUAHAHAHA ! lol :P

So yeah,probably gonna study till about 3+,then it's time for some enjoyment,some pleasure,some hot sweaty pleasure,some..
hardcore gaming on the Xbox360.WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKIN,YOU DIRTY PEOPLE.Tsktsktsk.Yuo perverts out there,sigh..you dissapoint me so much..tsk tsk tsk.
And don't deny that you are a pervert,here's a way to prove it,tell me what do you see in the picture above,a lamp ? Or do you see 'something else'

And here's another way to prove it..tell me how do you read this..
'THEPENISINHERMOUTH'
Do you read it as' THE PEN IS IN HER MOUTH' or 'THE PE**S IN HER MOUTH' ?
Oh god I love owning you perverts on the internet :P

2010-02-20T08:23:00.002+08:00

AHAHAHAHA ! SERIOUS LOL !

2010-02-18T21:13:00.001+08:00

In life, Happiness is found by living in the Moment, Regret is found by living in the Past and Trouble is found by living in the Future (:

2010-02-16T20:54:00.003+08:00

Crap,tomorrow go back school already :'( I seriously don't wanna go back to school man,I just wanna stay at home and waste the day away~ :P
So CNY vacation's already over,today was the last day,Ah crap -.- I also haven't open my red packets yet,I got 15 of em' :D
Later I open them then inside all $2 only,so total only got $30,ahaha,but that will never happen,NEVER~~~

So just now went Aunt's house,she order buffet,then got alot of people come,like 20+,in 1 5-room HDB flat,LOL.So the aunties & uncles were chatting outside,watch TV,me & my cousin & his friends go to his room play Xbox360,BAND HERO FTW !!! Ahaha Huiyi dunno how to sing Aly & AJ's Like Woah,the song,then I realised something,when you're singing into mike,you don't have to follow the lyrics.I just sang in the microphone 'lalalalala' to everything & there was still a score,or something liddat.LOL.Then play play play,inside his room like mini band concert liddat,then outside all the adults,so yeah..
hell lotta adults+CNY=gambling
LOL.The living room like mini-casino liddat,blackjack 1 table,mahjong 1 table,the rest watch tv 1 table.But they gamble the money like $1,$2 only.Hahaha.

Then the expected question,my cousin's sister's friend dunno who I was,so she ask her to guess my age,then she said I was 17 -.- Then those uncles & aunties who i've never seen before in my life were also like shocked I was only 15,but what the heck,some of the still gave me red packets,YESSSAHH ! LOL.people think i'm 17 years old -.- Hmm...then I guess I should ask them to lend me some NC16 movies..hmmm...

Then ate ALOT.talk well,guess you can say alot,whatever.Was disturbing my cousin's brother & his girlfriend to get married faster,then got red packets,then Tricia overheard me askin them that then she also go disturb them,ahaha,hilarious,a 7 year old askin 2 20+year old people when they're getting married :P
Then then then then..now what do you expect to see here,I'm going to bed,yes i'm going to bed now,FOUL.Ahaha :P

2010-02-15T23:17:00.000+08:00

MAZDA TO THE POWER OF PI !!

2010-02-15T19:34:00.001+08:00

Ahahaha ! It's Mr Bean in the movie Avatar you retards who don't know who the blue guy is.THANK YOU JAMES CAMERON :P

2010-02-12T22:54:00.002+08:00

THE ANNOYING ORANGE FTW !

2010-02-12T21:32:00.005+08:00

Yoyoyo people ( No,Hazzry,no yoyo's were involved )
Today had half-day in school,7.20 to 10.20 cos they had some CNY thingy,well was kinda boring -.-
In class got some CNY powerpoint,boring -.- Then Andrea totally scares the shit outta me now,man,I'm freaking terrified by her already,if you compare her to Chaofan,he's like Tom Cruise already,so you can imagine how bad Andrea is.OHHH-AMMMMMM-GEEEEEE !
Then yesterday Chemistry she like wanted to touch me,and she had that perverted face on her,FREAKY MAN,THEN SHE WAS LIKE LOOKING AT ME AND KEPT SMILING AT ME,FELT LIKE THROWING THE BUNSENBURNER AT HER.Then she is like..messed up man,she looks like some person outta horror movie,and her voice scares me,it's like a guy's voice,with that tune of a broken radio.Imma have nightmares already man.Then last week she kept looking at JJ,she was like looking all the way at him for at least 5mins STRAIGHT.Then today she tried to hug Aziemah,then she also scared she run around the class.LOL.Then Andrea 'asked' Alin to be her valentines with that gay voice & perverted face.OMG.And during assembly she's sitting in front of me,well JJ's before me but yeah,i'm still close to her.HOLY SHIT ! I'M SCARED ! I WANT MY MUMMY !!!!

So yeah,enough of her already,imma crap in my pants soon man,PANTS ON THE GROUND ! Okay random :P
Then Valentines & CNY coming soon,it's this Sunday if i'm not wrong,so yeah..thank you red packets & I just hope that when I go VNY visiting my aunts won't be so,well..how should I say it..uh...I hope they won't go 'AY,HOW YOUR STUDIES AH ? AY,WHEN YOU TAKING O LEVELS AH,MUST GET GOOD RESULTS HOR ! AY,YOU GOT GIRLFRIEND ANOT AH ? AND THE WORSE QUESTION...'AYYY,HAVE YOU GROWN TALLER' ?

Grrr...nevermind,I will do it for the sake of the red packets,I will do it for the sake of the red packets,I will do it for the sake of the red packets.Must keep telling myself that :P
Then Valentines day..was pathetic..Got cookies from Shahirah,a sweer from Nina,yup,A SWEET=ONE SWEET.HAHAHA LOL.And nothing else,muahaha *sadistic laugh*.
Then was listening to radio,98.7,the DJ said that what most guys want for Valentines day,well 61% of them wanted it..it is..
red..
maybe soft..
it is..
flowers -.-
WTH !? Way to show your man-liness men of Singapore,your wives/girlfriends/gay partners must be so happy that they are together with you.
So to end this frickin post..PICTURES FROM A NEW WEBSITE I DISCOVERED ! AND OF COURSE IT'S IMMATURE ! What websites do you expect Wilson Ling to find,wikipedia ?
here it is.
www.epicwinftw.com

But the website does'nt give the URL of the pictures,only lets you put them on facebook,twitter & another website.Liddat wan la ! selfish bitches ! hehe :P
So go to this website now ! let your inside immatureness flow ! Drown all of em' mature freaks ! DIE YOU FOOLS DIE ! MUAHAHAHA ! Okay,too much coffee there -.- damn you caffeine.Eh wait,that's randomness -.- damn you randomness.Nevermind,Gonna end this shit now before I go mad.MUAHAHHAHAHA :P

2010-02-08T18:06:00.002+08:00

My mother taught me that two wrongs don't make a right.
My math teacher taught me that two negatives make a positive.
One obvious point has been made :
My mother failed maths
:P hehehehe

2010-02-07T17:53:00.001+08:00

MJ is GOD !?!?!?! haha :P

Kid: "Daddy is god black or white?"
Dad: "Both."
Kid: "Is god a man or woman?"
Dad: "Both."
Kid: "Is god Michael Jackson?"

2010-02-06T21:12:00.016+08:00

I remember seeing this on the internet some time ago & I found it to be nice,and well,it makes sense,It goes something like this..

In a couple,they will always want the other party to die first,cos they don't want each other to bear the pain of losing the one that they love :D

Yeah,now you fools can go 'AWWW,That's so sweet right about now'.Hehe :P

So today had tuition again,parents drove me go cos they needed to pay the fees,then later tuition start.YESSAH ! I am the class joker once again ! Okay there's only 7 people in the class,but ah,what the heck.Ehehe,Then the teacher best,other teachers wear those collared T-shirts he wear normal T-shirt,then it says 'FCUK' on it.Then he say he wear so simple cos later going Chinatown with his girlfriend,so wear all white later very hot.Then I tell him later I pour water all over him :P
Geddit ? ALL white->pour water=transparent,geddit ? Never mind.Haha.Then today supposed to start on Logarithms but got alot of questions we dunno,then no time so next next week than do Logarithms O.o
Then after that finish already follow Doreen go Library,yes,Wilson went to library.Why ? I went there to eat,ehehe,for the food baby.FOR THE FOOD !!! Woo~~ Then Doreen go find her books,ahaha,nerd :P
Then makan finish already go downstairs find my parents,follow them go Man Studio buy my clothes,they have some nice clothes man,but in Singapore,nice=expensive -.-
So I bought 1 shirt & 1 shorts= how much ?
$104.90
WTF ! The pants cost $49.90 & the shirt,well,calculate yourselves,$104.90-$49.90= ???
Woo~ I can be a math teacher already :P

Then after that hungry already,went downstairs ( lol,this post I keep saying 'going downstairs' -.- ) the Famous Amos there buy cookies,200gm=$8.20 -.- Damn your deliciousness which makes the expensiveness worth it.DAMN YOU COOKIES !!!

Then walk walk walk,go harvey norman see fridge & washing machine,okay not I see,parents see.Walk around Northpoint till 7+,then holy cow ! I found out that Northpoint has a Subway ! I totally had no idea that there was a Subway till ___ ( guess who..not me,not you,I don't know too,haha ) msged me that there WAS a Subway.LOL ! I should totally go out more often man -.- So buy Subway bring home eat :P I ate the foot-long sandwich in like,less than 30mins.Thank you my body's high metabolism rate,thank you.Then go home,do finish Chinese & Physics worksheet,study for geography & A math test awhile then here.I.am ! Okay,now where's the freaking welcoming comitee !?
Gonna end this post now,damn wordy man -.-
Bon Voyage..oh wait,that's sailing,I meant,bonJOUR ! Shit,that's hello.Ah what the heck...
BYE BYE !

Next time at a bus stop if people ask you if the bus has come yet,reply back 'I don't know,I'm just sitting here to pass the time'.
DUH OF COURSE I'M WAITING FOR THE BUS TOO,HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW WHEN IT WILL ARRIVE !?
Hahahahaha

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If they say each picture tells a story,then this must be a freaking essay :P
Moral of story ? Ash's head/hair=portable chopstick holder :P

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Looking back at that,I don't think I feel any heartache anymore,maybe I have gotten over it,i'm not entirely sure yet,but I think I have.For what you did to break my heart before,I don't blame it,for it has only made me stronger now,and for that I thank you (:

MY MY MY BLOOOG :P

Today,it's been exactly 9yrs since the terrorist hijack of the planes that crashedinto the World Trade Center in New York City,or else better known as9/11.Bless those that lost their lives on that day & a big thankyou to the people that risked their lives to try & save others on...that day (:

"Perhaps a part of the reason why we hold on to something so tight for so long,is cos we're afraid that something so great that happened before,won't happen twice"

It's the Length of One day...One half...One shot clock. ThisNumber is my PROMISE ..... TO Dominate every Moment ...THIS IS Why Iwear The Number... "24"--Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers

I'm not afraid of heights, i'm afraid of falling,i'm not afraid of swimming,i'm afraid of drowning,i'm not afraid of loving,i'm afraid of not being loved back..

Today,it's been exactly 9yrs since the terrorist hijack of the planes that crashed
into the World Trade Center in New York City,or else better known as
9/11.Bless those that lost their lives on that day & a big thank
you to the people that risked their lives to try & save others on
...that day (:

It's the Length of One day...One half...One shot clock. This
Number is my PROMISE ..... TO Dominate every Moment ...THIS IS Why I
wear The Number... "24"
--Kobe Bryant of the Los Angeles Lakers