FINALLY A RELIGION THAT MAKES SENSE..Everyone should totally watch this ;D
Time: 10:53 PM
Friday, December 17, 2010
Hey hey,been quite awhile since I been here.So school's reopening in like lets see..17 days ? Damn it,after that imma sec 4 already.
Still remember my first day of sec 1..Okay I don't remember it that well,but basically I do.So fast,3yrs have passed & i'm gonna be in my last year in AI already.I mean like,wow,close to 1000days ( 3yrs la dumbasses ) have passed so quickly.
Mixed feelings about it too though,like I want it to end quickly,but I don't want it to end to fast either.Maybe it's cos of the O levels ( JENG JENG JENGGG ),I want it over with,seriously,I would even bribe someone to take it for me,provided they can get me a single digit score la :D Okay outta point.And like,I don't want it to pass to quickly is well,simple,I've seriously made some awesome friends in my 3yrs in sec school.I've discovered who I can really trust,really rely on in times of need,and friends that will only be there for you if there are benefits for them.And after next year,we'll all be separated in different JCs/Polys already,and hardly I think we'll have the chance to meet up unless we got holidays,heard the schedule is pretty hectic :/
So anyways,was pretty bored so decided to dig up my kindergarten class photos,hiding in that damn cupboard along with many,many other photos,looked through them too.Some nice,some humorous,some brought back lots of memories & the others are just plain unglam crap lol.
No matter how much the people in photographs change,the photos remain the same
So I typed random names of my classmates on facebook & hey presto,I found them (Y) Some still remembered me,like : ( haha this is like totally copying Sabrina's style :P )
Person A :
YEAP! I saw pics in ur profile. KINDERGARTEN CLASSMATES!
Person B : Hey yeah that's me :D I kinda have an impression of you too haha. How did you find me anyway? :O
So yeah,it's been 10yrs,wow.Time really flies eh (Y)
I just realised this post of mine seems pretty sentimental,lol.What the heck,imma end here,time for dinner :D
Yes imma bored,so these are supposed to be a list of stupid things that I might have dont in my life.Being a Wilson,outta the 132 stupid things here,I think i've done at least 133 of them
Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette ( ) Smoked A Cigar ( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex ( thank god it's empty ) (x) Drank Alcohol
So far : 1
Level 2 (x) Am / Been In Love ( ) Been Dumped ( ) Shoplifted ( ) Been Fired ( ) Been In A Fist Fight
So far : 2
Level 3 ( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person ( ) Skipped School ( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
So far : 3
Level 4 ( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends ( ) Been To Paris ( ) Been To Spain (x) Been On A Plane ( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
So far : 4
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi ( DUHH ) (x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook ( ) Been in a Mosh Pit ( wth is a mosh pit )
So far : 6
Level 6 ( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship (x) Taken Pain Killers (x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have (x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By (x) Made A Snow Angel ( No,a guy makin a snow angel ISN'T gay -.- )
So far : 10
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party (x) Flown A Kite (x) Built A Sand Castle (x) Gone mudding ( ) Played Dress Up ( My god,HELL NO )
So far : 13
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of pillows (x) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game (x) Been Lonely (x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
So far : 18
Level 9 (x) Watched The Sun Set ( ) Felt An Earthquake ( ) Killed A Snake
So far : 19
Level 10 (x) Been Tickled ( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized (x) Been cheated on (x) Been Misunderstood
So far : 21
Level 11 (x) Won A Contest ( ) Been Suspended From School ( ) Had Detention ( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
So far : 22
Level 12 ( ) Had / Have Braces (x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night ( ) Danced in the moonlight
So far : 23
Level 13 (x) Hated The Way You Look ( ) Witnessed A Crime ( ) Pole Danced (x) Questioned Your Heart ( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
So far : 26
Level 14 (x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud (x) Been Lost (x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World (x) Swam In The Ocean (x) Felt Like You Were Dying
So far : 31
Level 15 (x) Cried Yourself To Sleep (x) Played Cops And Robbers (x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers ( ) Sang Karaoke (x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
So far : 35
Level 16 (x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't (x) Made a Prank Phone Call (x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose ( ) Kissed In The Rain
So far : 38
Level 17 (x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus ( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About (x) Blown Bubbles ( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
So far : 40
Level 18 ( ) Crashed A Party ( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People (x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (x) Had A Wish Come True ( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
So far : 42
Level 19 ( )Worn Pearls (x) Jumped Off A Bridge ( hehe.Blame insanity ) ( ) Swore at the teacher, in front of them ( ) Swam With Dolphins
So far : 43
Level 20 (x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube ( ) Kissed A Fish ( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes ( high heels don't count,do they ? ) (x) Sat On A Roof Top
So far : 44
Level 21 (x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs (x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel ( almost died :P ) ( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
So far : 47
Level 22 (x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree (x) Climbed A Tree ( Didn't know how to get down -.- ) (x) Had/Been In A Tree House. (x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
So far : 51
Level 23 (x) Believed In Ghosts ( )Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes ( ) Gone Streaking (x) Visited Jail ( Hey,VISITING right :D )
So far : 53
Level 24 (x) Played Chicken (x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on ( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger ( ) Broken A Bone ( Guessing dislocated bones don't count ) (x) Been Easily Amused
So far : 56
Level 25 (x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later ( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one ( ) Caught A Butterfly (x) Laughed So Hard You Cried ( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed
So far : 58
Level 26 ( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone ( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (x) Cheated On A Test (x) Forgotten Someone's Name ( ) French Braided Someones Hair ( ) Gone Skinny Dipping ( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House (x) Tried to hurt yourself
So far : 61
Level 27 (x) Rode A Roller Coaster ( first & last time ) ( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling. ( ) Had A Cavity (x) Black-Mailed Someone (x) Been Black Mailed
So far : 64
Level 28 (x) Been Used (x) Fell Going Up The Stairs ( ) Licked A Cat ( ) Bitten Someone ( ) Licked Someone
So far : 66
Level 39 ( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain ( ) Flattened someones tires () Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on () Got five dollars or less worth of gas
So mah gwranddd total is 66/132..Woah it's exactly 50% of the total,and i'm the one that sucks in maths..Wait a minute,some of these stuff aren't even stupid at all
YESSAHH I'M BACK TO UPDATING MY BLOG.Yes Wilson is back,be very very scared.Not scared ? I smack you ah.
So I came back from Perth on the 17 of Nov,yeah I went to Perth you douchebags,on the 11 of Nov.It was funnnn,been to many many interesting places,there were also good food,beautiful sceneries,even more beautiful girls and uh..Yeah,I know it's an educational trip,lol.Girls in bikinis are educational :P Okay imma kidding,later you all go think i'm some pedophile lol.
So pictures are on Facebook,if you see them help me tag/rotate any pictures that you think is neccessary yeah :D You're cooperation is greatly appreciated,and yeah,I hate you too.
So..ok I just realised I start every paragraph so far with 'so'.Yeah,it's a pointless fact.I know
I think imma losing interest in blogging,so gimme inspiration people ! Or else I'll make you eat veggies,not corn or potatoes.Bitter gourds..BITTER GOURDS,BEHOLD THE HORROR.
So yeah,when there's nothing to update about..Spam stupid photos
Okay time to go sleep.Cook lunch for me beeyotches
SURPRISE BUTT SECKS !
Time: 12:20 AM
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
HEY YOU ALL DOUCHEBAGSSS ! Yes I know I haven't been here for very long,blame the government.So yeah,I forgot my password for this.I spent like 10mins trying to figure out what my password was.I tried stupid passwords like my birthdate,my height+weight combination & stupid stuff like IAMAWESOME & HOLYCRAP.Turned out the password was _____.
YOU THINK I SO STUPID PUT MY PASSWORD HERE HAR,HAR,HARRRRR !
So exams are overr,yeah duh.Got back results yesterday & today.Screw it lahhh..Alot of Bs & Cs,and most of them are so damn borderline,like e maths,I need 0.825 more to get a frigging A2 -.- But then again..
I PASSED MY PHYSICS !! OMG OMG OMGG SUPER HAPPY :DD
Then interclass netball yesterday,was still down with flu -.- Same thing for the class chalet,I had fever.AND I PAID 17BUCKS FOR IT..WHAT THE HELLLLLLL.. Then got 1 match think with our class,Azfhar fell down & hurt his thigh area there ? Seemed real bad,but he still continued playing.Awessex lol :P
So yeahh,school's pretty much boring now,falling asleep with every chance I get (Y)
Update some other time I guess,now it's MCDONALDS TIMEEE ! :D
Time: 6:46 PM
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Weird Coincidences: 9/11,or better known as September 11
1) New York City has 11 letters
2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.
3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened todestroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
4) George W Bush has 11 letters.
5) The two twin towers make an “11″
This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:
1) New York is the 11th state.
2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers.
6+5 = 11
5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11
6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911.
9 + 1 + 1 = 11.
Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind:
1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.
3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.
4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.
Sheer coincidence. .?! Read on and make up your own mind: Now this is where things get totally eerie:
The most recognized symbol for the US,after the Stars & Stripes, is the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Koran, the Islamic holy book:
“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced: for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.
Still unconvinced about all of this..?! Try this
Open Microsoft Word and do the following (TRY THIS FOR REAL)
1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.
2. Highlight the Q33 NY
3. Change the font size to 48.
4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS.
Today,it's been exactly 9yrs since the terrorist hijack of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center in New York City,or else better known as 9/11.Bless those that lost their lives on that day & a big thank you to the people that risked their lives to try & save others on ...that day (:
Time: 12:07 AM
Friday, September 10, 2010
This Korean kid is GOOD,like really good.And he's only 14yrs old :O
Okay okay so I've not been updating for awhile already,I was busy ( Excuses :P ) So sorry lahhhh. So Mr Chen,Mr Xie,Ms Leong & some other teachers leaving AISS to go back to NIE and FAIL ! Okay they going back to pursue their future as a teacher ! Lol that was retarded -.-
So after school went to last year 2E5 classroom to meet him,the school repainted our class !..Well duh,but at least still can see a glimmer of blue at the ceiling of the teachers table area there :P Yeah,I know my sense of direction fail (Y)
So THIS IS THE TEACHER THAT IS ABANDONING US ! K nvm,don't put that way,later I kena sued Awesome right,recess that time I saw him in that red PE shirt that teachers have,then after school this..BOOMZ.Okay lol that was retarded
So what else..Today weather damn weird ( okay randomm ) .Before recess rain like crap,bball training that time like Sahara desert liddat,and I gotta frigging tan line on my shoulder & arms (Y).Mr Cheak best sia,play A-B-C that time ( that bball game la you douchebags ),then me & himsame spot.He was like 'How can I be in the same spot as you',then he shoot,made the shot,then he'll go 'AHA I'm further away from you already'.And further away=1 spot LOL
What else..okay it's 10.55pm now,i'm bored so I guess I'll do this
Silence & a smile are the 2 most powerful tools in lfe. Silence avoids many problems,a smile solves many problems
Time: 10:32 PM
Saturday, August 14, 2010
The heart isn't a bone,so why does it break ?
Time: 7:51 PM
Monday, August 9, 2010
YOOOO LONG TIME NO SEE !...Okay it's only been a week,epic failure. So today's NATIONAL DAY ! Woohoo ! Whee ! Oh la la ! K,i'm not really that excited for it -.- Guess it was uh..okay I guess,did revision I guess..then went downstairs play bball,I hate those idiots man.The rim few weeks ago just put new net only then now kena pull down,come on la,people wanna use it right -.-
And and and..my mom made curry for dinner ! It's like OMG HOLY CRAP SERIOUSLY NICE CANN..I had like 3 big bowls of the curry lol..My compliments to the chef :D Then watched the NDP parade after that..It was okay though,pretty obvious that Corrine Maywas lip-synching through her song 'Song For Singapore',or at least the first part of the song was..her mouth actions & the song are totally off timing.Then the UG march ! Best uh,SAF all those adults de got rifles,NCC & Girl Guides all these carry umbrella (Y) What they shoot,throw the umbrella uh LOL..
Then watch the part of the tanks come uh or around that part my parents told me that they brought me to a NDP parade back when I was 4yrs old,and then they told me that at first I was lke so enthusiastic abot going cos of the jet planes,in the end I go there ended up falling asleep through like the whole parade.How bout that,I failed for Singapore at age 4..not bad,not bad at all :P
What else happened in the previous days..Uh..Friday had National Day celebration in school,quite fun..At least after like,7 months my class is finally doing something together (Y) Then went evening went watch The Last Airbender with Hazzry,Shaik,Izzudin & some girls that I dunno at Causeway Point there.Then before that saw Brandon,Howie,Su Ran,Choong Soon,Marcus & some others from E6 de,can't remember liao,at Timezone there.
And...DO NOT WATCH THE LAST AIRBENDER YOU'LL PROBABLY GET MORE EXCITEMENT WATCHING A CLASSIC ROMEO & JULIET MOVIE,by classic I mean those black & white movies. Woah i'm sarcastic..okay so the movie ain't as bad as a Romeo & Juliet movie,but it still sucks. mean,there can be 9 people in the movie trying to 'dance' like the guys from Step-Up & what happens ? They manage to throw a rock about the size of a basketball -.- FAILLLL
Okay okay,so guess I'll probably stop updating here already,getting naggy,I think..lol Wanna share a picture with you guys first though :D
This is what happens to pigs with swine flu :P
Okay maybe 2 more..pretty freaky pictures
Yes,a female Taylor Lautner lookalike And THIS..a female Nick Jonas lookalike
HOLY SHIT right ! They can totally play Jacob Black & Nick Jonas in the scary movie series..hehe :P Jokin
I wanna buy a lamborghini,a ferrari,a big house,and get married by age 25... But before all that.. I need to strike Toto
Sundays aren't meant for doing homework & revision,period. So it's 2.16pm now,still doing my e.math worksheet,screw circles la,learn the geometrical properties for what,like we're gonna apply them in future.Okay maybe if we find a job that makes vehicle tires then we might need it,but heck..who the hell wants to do that job anyways ? Getting outta point already,nevermind.
So yesterday was Alfiahs birthday at Shahirah's house.Pretty much spent the time there watching movies,namely Dead Silence & The Orphan.Dead Silence scary sia :P Got some parts me & AJ were practically hugging each other LOL.Then Alfiah standard one,that usual high pitched 'AHHHH' scream that makes anyone like,within a 10m radius of her deaf. Then the guy in the movie damn stupid.I mean, who the hell goes to a cemetery in the middle of the night to bury a killer ventriloquist doll,and after burying it & you get back into your car ready to drive off and you hear a eerie sound,DON'T BE AN IDIOT & GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE WHAT IT IS.
'Beware the stare of Mary Shaw,she has no children,only dolls,and if you see her in your dreams,be sure to never,ever scream' ... ... EVERYONE FRIGGING SCREAMS -.- LOL So their tongues kena cut off,then in the end all tie together like some sadistic skipping rope of tongues liddat.
Then after that watch Orphan,at first that 9yr old girl like so innocent liddat,end of movie she kills everyone in the family except the mom & youngest daughter.And she really is a 33yr old woman but she looks 8 cos she got some hormone diffiency,LOL WTF. Maybe some of my friends are like that too eh :P And that girl's name is Esther (Y).I'm never,EVER gonna name my daughter Esther man,I rather call her Chicken Chop :D LOL, Chicken Chop Ling,then if son I call him Fish & Chips Ling.
So what,supposed to play bball after her birthday,but it was already close to 6pm,so went home.Raining now too,so won't go play bball unless the rain stops.. This coming week's gonna suck too though,gotta stay back in school for like everyday,also got test,like Bio & physics & e math tests -.- Sucks lahh.
Okay gotta stop procrastinating now,hurry up & finish my homework and hope I still got some time of my Sunday left to relax
Me : HII BLOGGER LONG TIME NO SEE Blogger : Eat my shit Me : Why so pissed off ? Blogger : Cos you so long nvr update me la bloody idiot douchebag Me : Sorry la,busy right Blogger : Don't give excuse,update me now or else I make you eat vegetables you asshole
So yeah..here I am updating,I must update,I don't want to eat veggies. So today had training,okay it was cancelled.Stupid rain,kiss my ass lahhh..Okay it can't literally kiss my ass,nevermind. So just shot a few bballs for awhile,then play catching ( yes,I got a deprived childhood ).Ohyea,last Friday damn funny Trevor run halfway at the hall the staircase there suddenly fall on the floor,ask him why ? LEG CRAMP.. lol (Y)
What else intererting happened..Uh..Shit i'm old I can't remember -.-
Ohyeah this happened today,walked pass the canteen and saw THIS ! Xueqi & Hanyi try act lesbian kiss LOL :P
Then tomorrow morning tuition again,10.30am..WHO THE HELL NEEDS TO WAKE UP AT 10.30AM ON A SATURDAY MORNING !? Oh wait,me & other people who have tuition,lol -.- Finish liao then go Alfiah birthday @ Shahirah house,yes,she's finally 15yrs old..Sigh..old woman :P And Shahirah's house is just like 5mins away from mine ! Laziness & convenient locations FTW ! :D
Pretty much stinks too though,My Emath test get 10/15,then at first Mr Yong say only those 9 & below need do extra practice,then suddenly he change his mine say 10 & below also need to do.So I need to do -.- Then also got chemistry worksheets,need do revision..MY WEEKENDS~~ NOOO !!!!!!
Ohya,listening to this song now,I know it's old,I know it's from Tarzan..So OLD & DISNEY SONGS FTWWW :DDD
Made up my mind also too,I'll try to have at least 1hr & a half of self bball training by myself every week,I need the practice..Gotta work har for it eh :) Holy shit since when I was this motivated,lol.Maybe i'm becoming more mature,Wilson+mature=woahh..I can't imagine it.
Yeah I know this post is real short,it's already midnight,i'm tired.So goodnight people. Now I just gotta pray that the monster under my bed isn't hungry & comes to eat me
Sick,Boring Singapore.Wish was somewhere else :( . Job
Student( dudes,i was born in 1995,NOT during world war II ). Fearing
Boredom (DAMN YOU BOREDOM) .
being alone.
freaking high uh..heights. Loving
Basketball-ing.
Swimming.
Basketball-ing.
Gaming.
Sledding,but S'pore no snow :(.
Ohya did I mention,BASKETBALL-ing ?:P . Hating
Freaks.
idiots.
losers.
suckers.
'Certain cockroaches'.Cockroaches that ruin other people's lives. Wanting
PS3,Nintendo Wii,Xbox 360...you get the idea.
ALL final fantasy & kingdom hearts games ( impossible but..).
Improve in basketball.
Perfect jump-shots.
Totally be able to shoot 3 pointers.
Get good results.
Autographed Kobe Bryant Jersey.
Home ticket games for the LA Lakers.
Same as Hazzry,REVENGE TO BE SERVED. Adores
my new sony ericsson w995?.
family.
friends.
er...teachers?.
all my stuff(i'm still not content but who cares).
i can slam dunk at pri school basketball court :P . Loathes
sometimes my life.
some people.
irritating people.
haven't think yet :P . Wishes
Uh,eh,um,'HER' ?.
become freaking $ich.
become freaking famous.
travel round the world.
meet NBA superstars.
watch NBA game LIVE.
be at least 1.85m by 16 yrs old.
be able to do a slam dunk by 16yrs old.
Be able to shoot like Ray Allen.
be able to Dunk like LeBron James.
be able to Block like Yao Ming.
be able to Rebound like Dwight Howard.
be able to Pass like Steve Nash.
be able to run like Usain Bolt.
be able to swim like Michael Phelps.
See,I'm so freakin' practical & original :D.