People,I did something desperate today in the morning,it's something very shameful,disgraceful & i'm not proud of it at all,I did'nt even know who I was when I did it.I'm sorry to all the people that I might have offended in the process.

It all started at like 8am this morning,I woke up,could'nt fall asleep again so as usual I played my psp,but today its battery was flat -.- So I was looking for something else to do,then..I found my

Maths Workbook,the one which I thought I threw away,right at the back of my cupboard.So I took it out,then remembered there was a holiday assignment..So..
I...
I...
I..Noo,the rest is too horrid to say,ah what the heck,I'll just say it..
I took out the pen from my pencil case,then i clicked the pen,put the pen on the foolscap paper,then..URGHH,THE HORRID,SHAMEFUL ACT THAT I COMMITED ! Arghh,wherefore art thou salvation ?

I ..
COMPLETED THE MATHS ASSIGNMENT IN THE MORNING ON A SUNDAY.

Like I said,hey,it's a Sunday,everything seems fun on a Sunday,or at least until you actually get to do it.So I did the assignment halfway,after completing paper 1 I realised 'geez,this sucks'.But I was only left with paper 2 so I thought,ahh what the heck,just do it,if i'm meant to die a virgin,so be it ( Hehe :P lol ).So after like an hour or so..I COMPLETED THE WHOLE ASSIGNMENT !
Man that feelin,that sense of satisfaction was way better than climbing Mt.Everest..nah or maybe not.Haha





Ohya I found this on the jokebook which I found today,bought it in primary 4,or that's what the date I wrote on it says..so I found something about farts so here they are :D Enjoy people..

What does a British say when he farts ?
Pardon me

What does an American say when he farts ?
Excuse me

What does a Singaporean say when he farts ?
Not me


And and and..FART PROFILES !

Show-off person -> Someone who farts loudly
Scientific person -> One who farts normally,but is concerned with pollution
Amaible person->One who loves the smell of other people's farts
Shy person->One who farts,then blushes
Elegant person->One who farts discreetly
Unfortunate person->One who tries to fart,but shit instead

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